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Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis. ("Ringo says Phyllis for a play on words - Phyllis Stein - Philistine...A very funny reference to a boorish person, someone that Ringo would date in his 'everything happens to me' attitude." -Bill.
Incidentally, John Lennon was the best man at the wedding of Peter Boyle, the guy who played The Monster in "Young Frankenstein") Hey, I wonder what would happen if I pulled this lever?
Fred: You mustn't do that!
Ringo: Can't help it, I'm a born lever-puller! ("Plays on his being born in Liverpool - a born Liverpooler. [That pun is a real 'groaner'.]" You're telling me, Bill.
By the by...I've only ever heard "Liverpudlian," which is infinitely funnier. Anyone else want to comment on the correct way to refer to those from you-know-where?)
He pulls the lever and sparks fly as it awakens Frankenstein's Monster. The monster stands and stretches, then grabs a vial of something purple, drinks it, and turns into John.
John: Hey, Ringo, I just had the strangest dream...
Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Oh, listen to old Fred.
Fred: Blbskdhfiueri...music...askdfhucuvb... submarine...balkdfiu... BLUE MEANIES!
A beat.
Fred: What do you think?
John: I think it needs a rehearsal.
Hall of Doors: some toys are playing in the hall, but scamper back in a door on being spotted.
John: When do we leave?
Fred: Well, lets get the other two, John.
John: What day is it?
Ringo: Saturday. ("Saturday" sounded suspiciously like "Sitar-day" to me...)
John: Then George'll be here.
He opens a door and sees a picture of cows in a psychedelic frame. We hear strains of "Love You Too." We pan up and see George standing atop the frame.
In the Hall:
Ringo: George, what are you doing up there?
George drives by again and again in Ringo's car.
George: Now what is it, Ringo? Is there a matter you'd like to take up? Or down?
The Bonkers are very tall thin men who hold green apples in their hands. This a reference to Apple Recording, which has a green apple as their logo; it appears on most, if not all, Beatles records.
The glove chases Fred to the ground near the Sgt Pepper's drum. It stops for an evil laugh, and then raises a fist to pound Fred. The drum was on the back of the alligator, which swims away. The glove is soaked and the thumb sticks up as a periscope.
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