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come back. You can never come.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Oh!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Charlie. Charlie! Look out! Charlie! No! Noooo!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Itchy, it's ok. It's ok, little buddy. It's me. Charlie.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Oh, Charlie! Charlie, it's you! I saw Carface, and he was choking me. He was grabbing my neck, and. Oh, hi, Charlie.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Hi.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Aarrrgghh!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Shh!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Charlie!
You're dead! You're a ghost!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Get back! Get back! Don't hurt me.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Here. Take my nine-Piece ratchet set. My oil can! Don't go without my Rolls-Royce hood ornament.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: I'm not dead.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Please, I got a bad back.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Quiet! Itchy, I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead. Now, be quiet. I'm going to take my hand away from your mouth, and you're going to be quiet, aren't you? Ha ha! That's my pal.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Aahh!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Will you shut up? Itchy, I'm alive! Look.
Do ghosts have fleas?
Do ghosts have fleas?
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: No. Ghosts don't have fleas.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Right.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Charlie, Charlie, it's really you. But I saw the car and the river.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: I know.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: And your lifeless body flying through the air.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Itchy, what can I say? It wasn't my time.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: I'm so happy to see you, Charlie! You don't know how much I missed you!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Shut up! You want the whole world to know I'm back? You thought I was dead. So will Carface. He tried to kill me. I'll make him pay!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: We don't want to do that.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: We do. I was the brains of the outfit. When I left, he should have gone under.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: That's it, boss. We'll go under. Deep, deep under.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: I don't want to go under. The operation grew. It got bigger. Now he won't share.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: We could share a nice little place in the Himalayas.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: I hate the Himalayas.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Wait. They got gambling, races. Well, they even got a town called Tibet. You know, "to bet". We could any llamas, mountain goats, open our own track, boss.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: He's got something up his sleeve.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Yeah, a gun.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: When I find out what it is, I'm gonna ruin him. I'm gonna make him suffer slow. He'll be begging for mercy.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: I'm begging that we get out of here. Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they got muscles, knives. And
he's got a monster in his basement.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: What?
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Boss, they feed it!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Monster?
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Yeah, monster! I said monster!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Monster? Hmm. Ha ha!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Charlie, I just know we're both going to die.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Shut up! Now, let me see here. Stop it! Stop it! Will you quit that? I've had it with your itching.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Oh. Hey, look, look, look, look! See.see.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: The monster?
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Ok. Now let's go home. Who knows what it eats? Ahh! Yah! Somebody's got me.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: I got you by the tail!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Why don't you tell somebody you're going to do that?
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: It's not worth it being with you.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Your hands are cold, too.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: There. There. Now, there is your monster.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Well, I'll be! Ahh!
ANNE-MARIE: Mr. Carface,
can i go outside today?
CARFACE: Sure you can, little girl, but first you talk to the rat.
KILLER: Well, if you want my opinion, boss, I think Mighty Morris is going to win the race. Oh, boss! That cigar!
ANNE-MARIE: Hi, mr. Longtail. How are you today? Fine, thank you. Will you be in the race tonight? A sore foot? You shouldn't run. And Twizzle has a cold? She should drink soup. Oh, Squad Car has the flu.
CARFACE: Hurry it up!
ANNE-MARIE: I'm sorry. So who do you think will win? Oh, I see. The Spotted Gray.
CARFACE: Shift the odds on the Spotted Gray and feed the kid.
KILLER: Oh, boss, do I have to? Oh, boy. Where did you buy that thing?
ANNE-MARIE: But, mr. Carface, you said I could go outside today.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Charlie?
CHARLIE B. BARKIN:
A little girl who talks to animals.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Boss, i think we.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Don't. I'll do the thinking.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: But, boss!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Poor child. We'll kidnap her.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Kidnap?
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Uh, rescue her.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: But, boss.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Itchy, button it up. Uh, little girl! Excuse me. We understand you're being held here against your will. Let me introduce myself. Sit. I am Charlie B. Barkin, and this is my associate, Itchiford "Itchy" dachshund.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: How do you do?
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: And it strikes me that this is not the place for you. Am I right?
ANNE-MARIE: Oh, well.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Let us take you away from all this.
Where are your parents?
ANNE-MARIE: I'm an orphan.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Ahh! She's an orphan. She doesn't have any parents. That settles it. You're going to stay with Itchy.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Me?
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: What's your name?
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: No, no, boss. She can't stay with me. This has gone too far. I'm gettin' outta here.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: You have no compassion.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Uhh!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Stay with me.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Huh?
ANNE-MARIE: You asked my name. It's Anne-Marie.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Listen, you'd like living with me, wouldn't you? You're going to love my place. Canopy bed under the stars, open hearth, three square meals a day, radio, heater, whitewalls. I live in a cab. Low mileage, of course. Ha ha ha ha!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Hm hm hm!
CARFACE: What do you mean she is gone?!
KILLER: Well, you see, boss, I
CARFACE: Shut up! Can't you just. I... oof! Wah! Morons! I'm surrounded by morons!
KILLER: Aah! But, boss, it wasn't my fault. To be perfectly honest, you see, I. uh! Thunder was on duty. Take it up with him.
CARFACE: I love that girl! I want her back! Now!
KILLER: Boss, you see, the thing of it.
KILLER: Oh ho! Mm hmm! Oh!
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3 Come back
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6 Stolen wallet
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