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CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Grand Chawhee to win. Pass it on.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Grand Chawhee to win. Pass it on.
ANNE-MARIE: Grand Chawhee to win.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Ayiahha! Ooh! Ooh! Whoa whoa whoa! Ahh!
You know something I don't?
ANNE-MARIE: It's his birthday! I mean, it's his birthday. Thank you.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Are you getting any of that in your mouth up there? Ooh! It's ju... oh, come on! Give me a break! Give me a break!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: You see anything up there?
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Mostly the back of the buttons, but other than that...
ANNE-MARIE: Come on, Chawhee! You can do it! It's your birthday!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: I don't care if it's his bar mitzvah! That horse is a glue pot!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Shut up! Please, Chawhee, please!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Come on! Move your legs!
STELLA DALLAS: Yoo-Hoo! Reginald! Excuse me.
SIR REGINALD: Oh! Ha ha! Splendid! Hello, Stella! Jolly good day for a race, what?
STELLA DALLAS: Oh, yes, but, Reginald, honey, I do hate to rain on your parade, but did you know
It's the Grand Chawhee's birthday?
SIR REGINALD: Oh, really? You don't. Oh. Terribly sorry.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Ha ha ha ha!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: He did it! Whoo hoo hoo! He did it!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Ha ha! No! Anne-Marie did.
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Ha ha ha!
ANNE-MARIE: Happy birthday, Chawhee! Happy birthday! I knew you could do it!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Ha ha ha ha! Arr! Yuck!
ANNE-MARIE: Go! Go!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Ha ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Ahem!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Smiley, what do you know? What do you say? That's using your head. Ha! Enjoy! Hey, Itch! The place looks great! Ha ha ha! Hey! What is this? What are you doing?
ANNE-MARIE: I'm leaving! You said we would help the poor, and we didn't. You promised to find me parents. You didn't even look.
All you do is gamble. It isn't right!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: You know something, you're right. What a selfish, callous cad of a heel I've been, blind to the needs of our society's lonely unloved. Thank you. Thank you for helping me see the light. Squeaker, we're going to help the poor.
ANNE-MARIE: Oh, Charlie!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Yuck! Blech!
ITCHY ITCHIFORD: Hey, boss! What is it with you and this kid?
We got a business to run.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: We got to keep the little kid happy, right? Blech! Blah!
KILLER: I knew we should have used the pliers!
CARFACE: Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl! Killer, this is strike 2. You're out.
KILLER: Wait, boss! I get one more strike!
CARFACE: Lower him!
CARFACE: Nothing personal, Killer. Business.
KILLER: Umm! Umm!
CARFACE: If you want something done right, you got to do it yourself. Ooh. How do I handle Charlie? Knives?
CARFACE: Poison? Car didn't work. Something. Something very special.
Pull me up, please! I got a gun!
CARFACE: A gun? What kind of gun?
KILLER: Boss, you hear me? I got a gun! Stop, fishies! Stop! I don't taste that good! Boss! Pull me up! I got. I got a. I got a. ow! Ow! A flash gordon thermo-atomic ray gun, boss.
CARFACE: A ray gun! Heh heh heh heh heh!
PHANTOM: Ha ha ha ha ha! Who does his evil deeds in the shadowed dark of night? Ha ha ha ha ha! The phantom does!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Uhh! These are some of the poorest people I know. They're broker than the ten commandments. Heh heh. A little joke. Very little.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Hey!
Anybody here order a pizza?
ALL: Charlie! Pizza!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Hold it! Hey! Hold it! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Hold it! Hold it! I want you. I want you. Hey! I want you kids to meet avery,very special guest. Anne-Marie.
ANNE-MARIE: Pleased to meet you.
FLO: Ha ha ha ha! Hello, Charlie.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Hello, Flo.
FLO: It was nice of you to come by. We don't see much of you anymore.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: You know how it is. Got a business to run.
FLO: Yeah. I know how it is. Oh, Charlie. Gosh, how these little guys love you.
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Ho! Ho! Hey! Easy! Easy!
FLO'S PUPPIES #1: Uncle Charlie, can I have more?
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Whatever you want. Here. Eat the box.
FLO'S PUPPIES #2: That's mine!
CHARLIE B. BARKIN: Just a minute, pizza pup! Don't you want to share? Hey! All right. It's only a pizza, fellas. Come on! Do you mind sharing? Now, come on. Don't fight! I'll tell you something about sharing.
Watch other parts of movie
All Dogs Go to Heaven part 1
2 Business partner
3 Come back
4 Giving money to the poor
5 Grand Chawhee to win
6 Stolen wallet
7 Little girl need a doctor
8 Something for squeaker