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PYTHONA: Nemesis Enforcer, fetch Cobra Commander.
COBRA COMMANDER: No! Release me!
I order you to let me go!
RIPPER: Where are you takin' the others?
You will find out soon enough,
ZANDAR: You know us?
PYTHONA: We know everything. We know that Serpentor has been captured by G. I. Joe, and you must rescue him.
BUZZER: Ride the Joes? Are you balmy?
ZARTAN: We don't know who you are or where you come from or even what side you're on. Why should we risk our necks on your behalf?
PYTHONA: Does this answer your question?
A gem of that size answers all my questions.
DUKE: Twenty-four hours, and zip from Roadblock and his unit!
They're smart and tough.
No reason to write 'em off yet.
DUKE: Agreed, but who's gonna take their place if Cobra hits us now? We've got the B.E.T. and Serpentor, General Hawk. The Fang Gang's bound to take a whack at them.
FLINT: And we'll need all the Joes we can get to whack back. What if I lead a search party after Roadblock's unit?
GEN. HAWK: Okay. Find them and bring them back. I'll have the B.E.T. transferred to a maximum security station while you're away.
JOES: Yo Joe!
DUKE: Sir, I've already ordered Beach Head to fast-forward the training of our new recruits. The sooner they graduate, the sooner they can fight.
GEN. HAWK: That's easier said than done. First they've got to survive Beach Head.
BEACH HEAD: Attention! I want a stone-cold, righteous attention!
Your chin is down! Your chest out! Your gut in!
Your face mean! 'Cause you are rough, tough, fighting machines! Thank you. It's a real pleasure to see that one o' you's a real trooper.
LAW: De nada, man. Let's look sharp, eh, compadres?
TUNNEL RAT: That better, sweetheart?
BEACH HEAD: Don't you call me sweetheart. You six Rawhides,
you're gonna learn soldierin',
and there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lieutenant Falcon?
JINX: Terrific question.
BIG LOB: Man said he had some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker, weird stuff.
TUNNEL RAT: I think he had a date or somethin'
BEACH HEAD: Atten-hut! Now, I'm gonna see what you Rawhides are really made of! You two Rawhides'll love this little training exercise. All you gotta do is get from here to there and ring that bell. But watch out for surprises.
TUNNEL RAT: Big deal. I got kicked outta kindergartens with tougher playgrounds than this.
BEACH HEAD: Cut the macho, Tunnel Rat! Now do it!
TUNNEL RAT: All right!
BIG LOB: Big Lob makes his move! Big Lob goes for the gold! Whoa! He cuts cross-court, sidestepping the opposition. He executes a perfect ten dive! The goal line is in sight! He breaks free near the end zone! Takes out the defense and lays down the long bomb! It's lookin' good! Rim shot! Will it drop in? Yes! The Big Lob scores, and the crowd goes bananas!
BEACH HEAD: The crowd ain't the only thing that's goin' bananas! Front and center, Law! Somewhere in this village is a time bomb set to go off in five minutes. Find it and dispose of it.
LAW: No problem, Beach Head.
BEACH HEAD: What's that bow-wow doin' here?
is my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives.
BEACH HEAD: This is supposed to be your test, Law!
LAW: Eh, Law & Order is a team, man. He finds the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work. C'mere, boy!
BEACH HEAD: But he's bringin' the bomb back! Get outta here! Gimme that! Ahh! Let go, ya dumb dog!
LAW: Order, give it to me. Good fella.
BEACH HEAD: Get rid o' that thing!
LAW: He thought you were playing, Beach Head. He's usually quite obedient.
BEACH HEAD: I hope you both get fleas! All right, Chuckles, the object o' this exercise is simple. Draw a bead on that HISS and blow it to kingdom come. Chuckles, wake up! You gotta get it before it gets you! Hey!
What are you doin'?
Next time, Chuckles, use the rocket launcher.
BEACH HEAD: Jinx, why aren't you dueling Lieutenant Falcon?
JINX: He didn't show. Guess he was too chicken to take me on.
BEACH HEAD: Either that or he heard you're one bad-luck lady.
JINX: Who says so?
BEACH HEAD: Everybody. The word is when you're around, things go wrong.
JINX: Yeah, well, they usually turn out right in the end.
BEACH HEAD: What in blue blazes are you doin'?
JINX: Sparring. Any problem with that?
BEACH HEAD: Yeah. Your eyes. Keep 'em open!
JINX: But I...
BEACH HEAD: Mouth closed, eyes open!
JINX: Yes, sir!
BEACH HEAD: And don't call me sir! Hmph. Pathetic. Don't bother to unpack. You ain't stayin' here long.
JINX: Care to try it again, my way? As my blind ninja master used to say,
the keenest eye is that which looks inward.
See what I mean?
ZARANA: Are you sure it's safe? Why, just thinkin' about Serpentor bein' locked up in here gives me goosebumps all over my body.
FALCON: Don't worry about it, Heather. When you're lucky enough to have Lieutenant Falcon for a guide, you have nothing to fear but... Falcon himself.
ZARANA: Don't try spookin' me, Falcon I'm scared enough as it is.
FALCON: C'mon. You can relax with me. Now, you see those tech manuals over there? Now just suppose those were Cobra creeps. Look out!
ZARANA: Ooh, do it again Falcon, please.
FALCON: Watch this: over my shoulder. Duke! What are you doing here?
My duty, which is more than you seem able to do.
Didn't it occur to you that a military prison was no place for a date?
ZARANA: I thought you said you were in charge.
DUKE: A camera? You let her bring a camera in here? I'm taking that film.
ZARANA: I, I didn't know.
FALCON: Mellow out. She didn't take any pictures.
DUKE: Film and visitors are forbidden here, Lieutenant Falcon. You're supposed to be aware of those regulations!
FALCON: I'll take the lady elsewhere, sir! C'mon, babe, this is starting to get boring.
DUKE: I'll show you boring, mister! Jinx, escort this young lady off the base, on the double!
JINX: Right, Duke. Let's go, Goldilocks.
ZARANA: I had a wonderful time, Falcon! That Falcon is such a hunk! I'm talkin' major league gorgeous. But I'm not tellin' you anything you don't already know, am I?
JINX: As a matter of fact, I did have kind of a date with Falcon, but I doubt he's gonna have much time for socializing with either of us from here on. Now make like an amoeba and split.
DUKE: You're dangerously close to insubordination, mister!
FALCON: And you're over the line on military protocol! I'm an officer and I'm pullin' rank!
DUKE: Hold it right there! The only thing you're pulling is guard duty until I say otherwise!
TRASHER: Takin' a dip, love? Zarana! I didn't know it was you!
ZARTAN: Neatly done, sister. I trust your mission was equally well executed?
ZARANA: Duke took the film in my camera, but not in my earrings. We'll soon know everything we need to penetrate the Joes' stockade.
TORCH: Blimey! It's a bloomin' sea monster!
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