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PYTHONA: Excellent, Zarana. You have done well. We shall use your information to free my lord Serpentor, tonight.
ALPINE: I'm gettin' a nasty little feelin' like a train's comin' in and I'm gonna be under it.
Know what I mean,
GUNG-HO: Yeah, we're all antsy tonight, Alpine, but don't sweat it.
BEACH HEAD: That new kid, Lieutenant Falcon, is guardin' our outer perimeter. If anyone's dumb enough to try anything,
they've got to get past him first.
I figure he'll give us all the warning we need.
FALCON: Nice legs for a grease monkey, soldier.
FALCON: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
JINX: Consider this motor pool enemy territory.
FALCON: You're supposed to be happy to see me, Jinx.
JINX: And you're supposed to be on guard duty.
FALCON: Oh, it's Heather isn't it. When I explain about her, you're gonna feel so silly, you...
JINX: Stow it, Falcon. I'm allergic to baloney. You should be guarding Serpentor.
FALCON: Don't sweat it. Nobody could even get close to the stockade without an I.D. bracelet. And even if they faked the bracelet, the pene-plastic shield would stop 'em cold. But, for the sake of argument, suppose our mythical intruders did make it all the way to Serpentor's cell block.
FALCON: They'd still have to blast through a couple o' yards of super-hard concrete.
FALCON: Then they'd have to get past three of our best guys.
It's not just unlikely, it's impossible.
ALPINE: The alarm circuit's been cut! How are you at splicing!
GUNG-HO: Nothin' like a little on-the-job trainin'!
PYTHONA: He must not reconnect that alarm!
BAZOOKA: Gung-Ho, watch out! Keep slicing.
FALCON: No, it can't be! Oh, brother, you are bad luck!
JINX: Hey, you're not exactly a rabbit's foot yourself.
DUKE: After them! Deploy the Recon Sleds!
GEN. HAWK: Falcon!
Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us!
Because you deserted your post, the enemy force was able to penetrate security, free Serpentor, and injure three good men! You're confined to quarters until court martial! Get him out of my sight!
ROADBLOCK: Even their Air Force is ugly!
GOLOBULUS: Prepare the path of the steem.
SERPENTOR: I, Serpentor, emperor of Cobra, salute you, most noble one. Pythona tells me I owe you my freedom.
GOLOBULUS: Your freedom and your life. Know that I am Golobulus, supreme ruler of this kingdom of Cobra-La. It was I who created you, Serpentor. You are mine!
DOCTOR MINDBENDER: No! Serpentor
is the product of my genetic engineering!
DESTRO: Silence, Doctor.
DOCTOR MINDBENDER: But we combed the tombs of history's most powerful leaders for DNA!
DESTRO: Didn't it ever occur to you that such a brilliant plan was beyond the capacity of even your fine intelligence?
DOCTOR MINDBENDER: But it...
GOLOBULUS: You perceive the facts correctly, Destro. I implanted the idea and skill in Doctor Mindbender's rather pedestrian brain with this, a psychic motivator.
DESTRO: I offer you my most enthusiastic obedience.
TOMAX AND XAMOT: And we too!
DOCTOR MINDBENDER: Then, so say we all.
GOLOBULUS: It is
our greater destiny that concerns me now.
Where is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter?
SERPENTOR: I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord.
GOLOBULUS: Let's hope not, Serpentor. I would hate to lose you. However, you will have other opportunities to serve me. First, a graver matter lies before us... The trial of Cobra Commander!
GEN. HAWK: Lieutenant Falcon, I can't understand how an arrogant misfit like you got into this outfit in the first place!
TUNNEL RAT: They gonna shoot Falcon?
LAW: Not now.
This is just a preliminary hearing.
GEN. HAWK: Three good men injured, Serpentor freed by some bizarre, new enemy, all because you can't obey orders! Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination and gross dereliction of duty. We searched your file, in the hope of finding some act of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found... none.
DUKE: If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared.
GEN. HAWK: On what grounds?
FALCON: Duke, don't.
DUKE: I just know underneath it all there's a Joe worth saving. Falcon
is my half-brother.
GEN. HAWK: We should confer on this. Duke, remove the defendant.
FALCON: Don't do me any more favors, Duke. You've done more than enough already, big brother.
JINX: Falcon, Duke's trying to help.
FALCON: How? By bustin' my chops every chance he gets?
DUKE: I promised our mother I'd keep an eye on him. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job.
TUNNEL RAT: He did the crime, he oughta do the time!
BIG LOB: Yeah. Now you might get penalized for his screw-ups.
FALCON: Hey! Nobody's gonna take the rap for me! I don't need your help anymore, Duke! Get outta my life!
LOW-LIGHT: Show time.
GEN. HAWK: Lieutenant Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal that you not be boundover for court martial. But you still must answer for the serious charges against you. Falcon, you're gonna learn what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you. I'm sending you to the Slaughterhouse.
COBRA COMMANDER: You have no jurisdiction over me!
Release me at once or face my wrath!
I promise I'll...
GOLOBULUS: Be silent... or be silenced!
COBRA COMMANDER: I'll, I am always prepared to listen to reason, most honored sire.
RIPPER: 'Ey, Zartan, why all this legal-fegal palaver?
TORCH: Yeah, if they wanna trash old Chrome Dome, why don't they just get on with it?
GOLOBULUS: Because, Dreadnoks, we are civilized, and a great wrong has been by inflicted upon Cobra-La by Cobra Commander. That wrong must be avenged in accordance with our ancient tradition.
Let the web of remembrance tell the tale!
GOLOBULUS: Forty thousand years ago, the glory of Cobra-La dominated this planet. But an age of ice destroyed much of what we had built, and with it began the time of the barbarians. Surprisingly, they evolved.
BARONESS: If you ask me, some of them did not evolve.
GOLOBULUS: Gradually, they mastered a technology based on inorganic, lifeless substances. Their culture was a travesty of our own noble ways, and a threat to our very existence. We retreated to preserve our ways and await an opportunity to reclaim the earth. Generations passed... And then, a brilliant young nobleman came to my attention. Even though disfigured by a laboratory accident... he was my choice... to go into the world and raise a mighty army, and to destroy the so-called human civilization which had driven us into exile. You were my hope, Cobra Commander, and you failed me miserably!
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