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You are the man.
MUMBLE: Thank you.
RAMON: I take a moment for myself.
NESTOR: Let's go.
RAMON: Bow down.
NESTOR: You the man.
RAMON: That's enough, I feel your love.
MUMBLE: Who's Lovelace?
RAMON: Lovelace is the guru.
NESTOR: Go see Lovelace.
He got the answer to everything.
NESTOR: Ask him, he never wrong.
RAMON: But first, you gonna need a pebble.
LOVELACE [narrating]: Hold it, y'all. I have a warning for the audience.
Ladies, please, avert your eyes
because I've been known to hypnotize. You heard the voice, now you're about to meet the one and only Lovelace, in the flesh right here, right on, right now.
LOVELACE: The devotion, please.
LOVELACE: Oh, yeah. And now, your question.
MALE ADELIE PENGUIN: Senor Lovelace, my wife has disappeared. Is she alive?
LOVELACE: Is she alive now? Separate the truth from the jive. Speak to me, oh, mystic beings.
LOVELACE: Yes! She's happy and you're in her thoughts.
MALE ADELIE PENGUIN: Is she with another male?
One pebble, one question.
JEAN: Oh, Serene One. Please ask the mystic beings will I ever be as rich as you?
LOVELACE: In your dreams, Jean. Next!
RINALDO: Go ahead. Go ahead.
RAUL: Get up there, big guy.
RAMON: That's it. Don't be scared.
LOVELACE: Gentleman, please! One at a time.
NESTOR: We with him.
RAUL: Yeah, we together.
LOMBARDO: He got a beautiful question. Go.
NESTOR: Do it.
RAMON: Just don't look him in the eye.
Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
LOVELACE: Excuse me? What kind of question is that? Next!
MUMBLE: No, wait, senor. I met a skua once, with something like that on his foot, said he was abducted by aliens.
LOVELACE: This, friend, is my sacred talisman...
CHORUS: Talisman, talisman...
LOVELACE: ... bestowed on me by the mystic beings...
CHORUS: Mystic beings
LOVELACE: ...during my epic journey of enlightenment to the forbidden shore.
CHORUS: Forbidden shore
LOVELACE: Oh, say it one more.
CHORUS: Forbidden shore
LOVELACE: Oh, yeah!
MUMBLE: Wait, you saw mystic beings?
LOVELACE: I hear them! They speak through me! Oh, yeah. There's a power that makes me stand upon this tower!
MUMBLE: Did they have front-ways eyes? Did they probe you? Strap you down?
LOVELACE: Enough! "Did they probe me?" Too many questions! You don't have enough pebbles, fool.
MUMBLE: You haven't answered any of my questions.
RAUL: How many questions he got?
NESTOR: We've all got stuff to ask!
LOVELACE: Enough! You bring this stranger before me. He doubts my powers. He compares me to a skua. The voices are shrieking in my head. They say, "Lovelace, who is this fool? Tell him! Tell him to go forth and multiply!" Come to think of it why don't we all go forth and multiply?
RINALDO: What he saying?
RAUL: It's mating season.
LOVELACE: I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence. Okay, ladies, who's first?
FEMALE ADELIE PENGUIN: Me!
LOVELACE: One at a time. Don't touch the talisman, baby, please.
NESTOR: Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What about us?
ALL: Lovelace, Lovelace, Lovelace!
LOVELACE: Hear me!
There's not enough love in the world.
Turn to the penguin next to you. Put your flippers up. Fluff him up a little bit. And give him a great big hug. Okay, ladies. Oh, make that little noise again, girl.
RINALDO: Hey, what he got we don't got, man?
RAUL: What you hugging me for?
RAMON: He told me to.
RAUL: Get away.
RAMON: No, you like it.
NESTOR: Get off him, Ramon.
RAMON: Stretch, got any stones where you come from?
MUMBLE: We don't collect stones.
NESTOR: You don't? Why not?
MUMBLE: We live on the ice.
how you win the heart of the ladies?
MUMBLE: Well, we sing.
RAMON: Stop! That's crazy! You're kidding, right?
MUMBLE: No. We sing to each other. If someone special likes your song, you know...
NESTOR: Oh, and you have someone special?
LOMBARDO: A tall beauty in your dark romantic past?
RINALDO: Of which you never speak?
MUMBLE: Well, sort of.
LOMBARDO: Hey, let's go check it out. Maybe she got some friends. I like them tall.
MUMBLE: It's never gonna work.
LOMBARDO: Hey, big guy.
RINALDO: It's the loving season.
All you gotta do is sing.
MUMBLE: That's the problem. I can't.
NESTOR: You a bird, ain't you? All birds can sing.
RAMON: I don't sing like the birdie do...
MUMBLE: All right. Find me, find me...
NESTOR: What's he doing?
LOMBARDO: I think he's singing.
RAUL: I know singing, that's not singing.
RAMON: I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over, he was dead.
MUMBLE: Yeah. And when she sings, it darn near breaks your heart.
NESTOR: You in tragic shape, man.
RAMON: Don't worry. We can fix it.
MUMBLE: We can?
RAMON: Absolutely. We can. We can.
NESTOR, LOMBARDO, RAUL, RINALDO: We can?
RAMON: Yes! Let me tell something to you. Come close. Closer. You wanna sing?
RAMON: You sure?
RAMON: You making fun of me? Then this is very easy.
MUMBLE: Really? Gosh, if I could sing, that would change everything.
RAMON: You will sing. You just got to do exactly what I say.
RAMON: Did I say "okay"?
RAMON: No. What did I say?
MUMBLE: Do exactly what you say.
RAMON: Exactly what I say.
MALE EMPEROR PENGUIN [singing]: Don't push me / 'Cause I'm close to the edge / I'm trying not to lose my...
CHORUS [singing]: Gloria!
MALE EMPEROR PENGUIN [singing]: It's like a jungle sometimes / It makes me wonder / How I keep from going under
GLORIA [singing]: Midnight creeps so slowly / Into hearts of those / Who need more than they get / Daylight deals a bad hand / To a penguin who has laid too many bets
MALE EMPEROR PENGUIN [singing]: I'll make love to you / Like you want me to / And I'll hold you tight, baby, all...
CHORUS [singing]: Gloria!
GLORIA [singing]: The mirror stares you in the face / And says, "Baby..."
CHORUS [singing]: Shake a bon-bon, Shake a...
GLORIA [singing]: It don't work You say your prayers / Though you don't care / You say your prayers / Though you don't care
GLORIA: Boys! Boys! Boys!
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Happy Feet (2006)
2 Love became the egg
3 A penguin without a Heartsong
4 I Wish
5 Skua and a little flipper bird
6 Somebody to love
7 Something you like
8 You got to see Lovelace
9 My Way
10 Boogie Wonderland
11 Mumble must go
12 Out of the water
13 Why are you taking fish
14 You better dance now
15 Come back once more