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video from Quest-for-Camelot-1998 song written by Carole Bayer Sager and David Foster, performed by Eric Idle (Devon) and Don Rickles (Cornwall)
Lyrics with pictures
CORNWALL:
I'd be rocking with the dinos
/ Swinging with the rhinos
/ I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
/ Cornwall, they would sing, /
'Cause I would be the dragon king. /
I would love this world without you in it! /
If I didn't have you!
DEVON: If you didn't have me?
CORNWALL: If I didn't have you!
DEVON: Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?
BOTH: Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
/ Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
KAYLEY: Stop bickering and get your act together.
DEVON: Act? Did someone say act? I can act!
/ If only I had seperate parts /
My career would be the arts
/ I'd be the star of Camelot
/ You'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
/ If I didn't have you!
CORNWALL: I should be so lucky!
DEVON: If I didn't have you!
CORNWALL: Oh, wait! You'd be dead!
BOTH: Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
/ Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
/ Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
DEVON: Trapped! Aah! Trapped!
CORNWALL: Stuck here with you for 500 years!
DEVON: Oh dear, it's learned to count.
CORNWALL: If you'd got me
a good lawyer I would have split 400 years ago.
DEVON: Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!
CORNWALL: Oh? Where do you usually go?
DEVON: I'd be a fire-breathing lizard!
CORNWALL: I'd be one high-flying wizard!
DEVON: You'd be nothing without me!
/ You'd be extinct!
/ You'd cease to be!
CORNWALL: I'm so tired of your nagging!
DEVON: And I'm so tired of your bragging!
CORNWALL: Without me you'd have no brain. . .
DEVON: With which to think!
CORNWALL: I'd be rocking with the dinos
/ If only I had seperate parts
/ Swinging with the rhinos
/ I'd de-dragonize this cave in a minute
DEVON: My career would be the arts
CORNWALL: Cornwall, they would sing
/ I'd be the star of Camelot
/ 'Cause I would be the dragon king
BOTH: I would love this world without you in it!
/ If I didn't have you!
ECHO: If I didn't have you!
BOTH: If I didn't have you!
ECHO: If I didn't have you!
/ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
DEVON: This way! Let me lead!
ECHO: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
CORNWALL: No, this way, twinkle-toes!
BOTH: Life could be so sweet
/ If these were both my feet!
/ What I'd do if I didn't have you!
DEVON: I got you, babe!
BOTH: Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
/ Well, if I didn't, oh, if I didn't, have you!
CORNWALL: Thank you very much!
DEVON: Thank you very much!
CORNWALL: Thank you!
DEVON: Devon has left the building!
CORNWALL: You've never sung before have you?
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The Prayer |
I Stand All Alone |
If I Didn't Have You |
Quest for Camelot (1998) |
2 knights will find the sword |
3 falcon with silver wings |
4 don't see any dragons |
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5 but what about Excalibur |
6 there's one way out |
7 Arthur gets it back |
8 at the Round Table |