Shrek 2 part 2 are we there yet

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DONKEY: Are we there yet? SHREK: No. DONKEY: Are we there yet? FIONA: Not yet. DONKEY: OK, are we there yet? FIONA: No. DONKEY: Are we there yet? SHREK: No! DONKEY: Are we there yet? SHREK: Yes. DONKEY: Really? SHREK: No! DONKEY: Are we there yet? FIONA: No! DONKEY: Are we there yet? SHREK: We are not! DONKEY: Are we there yet? SHREK & FIONA: No! SHREK AND DONKEY: Are we there yet? That's not funny. That's really immature. This is why nobody likes ogres.
SHREK: Your loss!
DONKEY: I'm gonna just stop talking.
SHREK: Finally!
DONKEY: This is taking forever, Shrek. There's no in-flight movie or nothing!
SHREK: The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far, far away!
DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. I'm just so darn bored.
SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
SHREK: For five minutes. Could you not be yourself for five minutes! Are we there yet?
FIONA: Yes!
DONKEY: Oh, finally! Wow! It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on. Hey, good-looking! We'll be back to pick you up later!
HERALD: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband.
FIONA: Well, this is it.
KING: This is it.
HERALD: This is it.
MAN WITH BOX: This is it.
DONKEY: Uh! Why don't you guys go ahead? I'll park the car.
SHREK: So, you still think this was a good idea?
FIONA: Of course! Look. Mom and Dad look happy to see us.
KING: Who on earth are they?
QUEEN: I think that's our little girl.
KING: That's not little! That's a really big problem. Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
QUEEN: Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look.
SHREK: Happy now? We came. We saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches.
FIONA: They're my parents.
SHREK: Hello? They locked you in a tower.
FIONA: That was for my own.
KING: Good! Here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
QUEEN: Harold, we have to be.
SHREK: Quick! While they're not lookingwe can make a run for it.
FIONA: Shrek, stop it! Everything's gonna be.
KING: A disaster! There is no way.
FIONA: You can do this.
SHREK: I really.
KING: Really.
QUEEN:Don't.
KING: want to... be...
QUEEN: to
SHREK: Be here!
FIONA: Mom. Dad. I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek.
SHREK: Well, um. It's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from.
FIONA: Excuse me.
SHREK: Better out than in, I always say, eh, Fiona? That's good. I guess not.
DONKEY: What do you mean, "not on the list"? Don't tell me you don't know who I am. What's happening, everybody? Thanks for waiting. I had the hardest time finding this place.
KING: No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!
FIONA: No, Dad! It's all right. It's all right. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the dragon.
DONKEY: That's me: The noble steed. Waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
SHREK: Oh, boy.
FIONA: Um, Shrek?
SHREK: Yeah? Oh, sorry! Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm!
FIONA: No, no. Darling.
SHREK: Oh!
QUEEN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live.
FIONA: Well. Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey?
SHREK: Oh, yes! It's in an enchanted forest abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and.
DONKEY: What? I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
SHREK: Donkey!
KING: An ogre from a swamp. Oh! How original.
QUEEN: I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children.
SHREK: It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
KING: Indeed. I just started eating.
QUEEN: Harold!
SHREK: What's that supposed to mean?
FIONA: Dad. It's great, OK?
KING: For his type, yes.
SHREK: My type?
DONKEY: I got to go to the bathroom.
HUMPHRIS: Dinner is served!
DONKEY: Never mind. I can hold it.
HUMPHRIS: Bon appetit!
DONKEY: Oh, Mexican food! My favourite.
QUEEN: Let's not sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in.
DONKEY: Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
KING: I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be.
SHREK: Ogres, yes!
QUEEN: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
KING: Oh, no! No! Of course, not! That is, assuming you don't eat your own young!
FIONA: Dad!
SHREK: No, we usually prefer the ones who've been locked away in a tower!
FIONA: Shrek, please!
KING: I only did that because I love her.
SHREK: Aye, day care or dragon-guarded castle.
KING: You wouldn't understand. You're not her father!
QUEEN: It's so nice to have the family together for dinner. Harold!
FIONA: Shrek!
SHREK: Fiona!
KING: Fiona!
FIONA: Mom!
QUEEN: Harold.
DONKEY: Donkey!
FIONA: Thank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really don't need all this.

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