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Quotes dialogues picturesKING: Sorry. I hope I'm not interrupting anything. SHREK: No, no. I was just reading a, uh, a scary book. KING: I was hoping you'd let me apologize for my despicable behaviour earlier. SHREK: Okay. KING: I don't know what came over me. Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over.SHREK: Look, Your Majesty, I just. KING: Please. Call me Dad. SHREK: Dad. We both acted like ogres. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. KING: Excellent idea! I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. A little father son time? I know it would mean the world to Fiona. Shall we say, 7:30 by the old oak? SHREK: Face it, Donkey! We're lost. DONKEY: We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly. Head to the darkest part of the woods. Past the sinister trees with scary-looking branches. The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey! SHREK: We passed that three times already! DONKEY: You were the one who said not to stop for directions. SHREK: Oh, great. My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and I end up lost in the woods with you! DONKEY: Don't get huffy! I'm only trying to help. SHREK: I know! I know. I'm sorry, all right? DONKEY: Hey, don't worry about it. SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. DONKEY: Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? DONKEY: What? I ain't purring. SHREK: Sure. What's next? A hug? DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr. What do you think I am, some kind of a. PUSS IN BOOTS: Ha-ha! Fear me, if you dare! SHREK: Look! A little cat. DONKEY: Look out, Shrek! He got a piece! SHREK: It's a cat, Donkey. Come here, little kitty, kitty. Come on, little kitty. Come here. Oh! Come here, little kitty. Whoa! DONKEY: Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming! SHREK: Come on! Get it off! Get it off! Oh, God. Oh! No! DONKEY: Look out, Shrek! Hold still! SHREK: Get it off! DONKEY: Shrek! Hold still! Did I miss? SHREK: No. You got them. PUSS IN BOOTS: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from Puss in Boots! SHREK: I'll kill that cat! PUSS IN BOOTS: Ah-ha-ha! Hairball. DONKEY: Oh! That is nasty! SHREK: What should we do with him? DONKEY: Take the sword and neuter him. Give him the Bob Barker treatment. PUSS IN BOOTS: Oh, no! Por favor! Please! I implore you! It was nothing personal, Senor. I was doing it only for my family. My mother, she is sick. And my father lives off the garbage! The King offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. SHREK: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fiona's father paid you to do this? PUSS IN BOOTS: The rich King? Si. SHREK: Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing. DONKEY: Don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. SHREK: Gee, thanks. Maybe Fiona would've been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. PUSS IN BOOTS: That's what the King said. Oh, uh, sorry. I thought that question was directed at me. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her. SHREK: Well, it's not like I wouldn't change if I could. I just, I just wish I could make her happy. Hold the phone. Happiness. A tear drop away. Donkey! Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you! DONKEY: Aw, man, where do I begin? First there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Then this fool had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going Pinata! Pinata! What is a pinata, anyway? SHREK: No, Donkey! I need you to cry! DONKEY: Don't go projecting on me. I know you're feeling bad, but you got to. Aaaahhh! You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of. FAIRY GODMOTHER: What? Is it on? Is it on? This is Fairy Godmother. I'm either away from my desk or with a client. But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you an appointment. Have a happy ever after. DONKEY: Oh. SHREK: Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? DONKEY: That's more like it! Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! Ain't no stoppin' us now! Whoo! We're on the move! PUSS IN BOOTS: Stop, Ogre! I have misjudged you. SHREK: Join the club. We've got jackets. PUSS IN BOOTS: On my honour, I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine. DONKEY: The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Let's go, Shrek. Shrek? Shrek! SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him in his wee little boots. You know, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly. Let's keep him! DONKEY: Say what? Ahh! SHREK: Listen. He's purring! DONKEY: Oh, so now it's cute. SHREK: Come on, Donkey. Lighten up. DONKEY: Lighten up? I should lighten up? Look who's telling who to lighten up! FIONA: Shrek! Shrek? QUEEN: They're both festive, aren't they? What do you think, Harold? KING: Um. Yes, yes. Fine. Fine. QUEEN: Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball. KING: Honestly, Lillian, I don't think it matters. How do we know there will even be a ball? FIONA: Mom. Dad. QUEEN: Oh, hello, dear. KING: What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming. FIONA: Mom, have you seen Shrek? QUEEN: I haven't. You should ask your father. Be sure and use small words, dear. He's a little slow this morning. CEDRIC: Can I help you, Your Majesty? KING: Ah, yes! Um. Mmm! Exquisite. What do you call this dish? CEDRIC: That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty. KING: Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric. FIONA: Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek? KING: No, I haven't, dear. I'm sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in. You know, after your little spat last night. FIONA: Oh. You heard that, huh? KING: The whole kingdom heard you. I mean, after all, it is in his nature to be well, a bit of a brute. FIONA: Him? You know, you didn't exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon. KING: Well, what did you expect? Look at what he's done to you. FIONA: Shrek loves me for who I am. I would think you'd be happy for me. KING: Darling, I'm just thinking about what's best for you. Maybe you should do the same. SHREK: No, really? Shh! DONKEY: Oh. Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place. Let's back away slowly. PUSS IN BOOTS: That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. SHREK: Then why don't we pop in there for a spell? Ha-ha! Spell! PUSS IN BOOTS: He makes me laugh. SHREK: Hi. I'm here to see the JEROME: The Fairy Godmother. I'm sorry. She is not in. FAIRY GODMOTHER: Jerome! Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Now! JEROME: Yes, Fairy Godmother. Right away. Look, she's not seeing any clients today, OK? SHREK: That's OK, buddy. We're from the union. JEROME: The union? SHREK: We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. JEROME: Oh! Oh, right. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? JEROME: Uh, a little. We don't even have dental. SHREK: They don't even have dental. Okay, we'll just have a look around. Oh. By the way. I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother didn't know we were here. Know what I'm saying? Huh? DONKEY: Huh? Huh? Huh? SHREK: Stop it. JEROME: Of course. Go right in. NOTE: To watch the pictures in high resolution, click on them Watch songs from original soundtrack and other parts of movie |
Funkytown |
Fairy Godmother Song |
I Need Some Sleep |
Ever Fallen In Love |
Changes |
Holding Out for a Hero |
Living La Vida Loca |
Accidentally In Love |
Shrek 2 (2004) |
2 are we there yet |
3 like an ogre |
4 little father son time |
5 live happily ever after |
6 don't take the potion |
7 how charming can I be |
8 more that man |