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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen. Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek.
FIONA: Shrek, what are you doing?
PRINCE CHARMING: I'm just playing the part, Fiona.
Is that glitter on your lips?
PRINCE CHARMING: Mm. Cherry flavoured. Want to taste?
FIONA: Ugh! What is with you?
PRINCE CHARMING: But, Muffin Cake.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: C Minor, put it in C Minor. Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to dedicate this song to Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.
PRINCE CHARMING: Fiona, my Princess. Will you honour me with a dance?
FIONA: Since when do you dance?
PRINCE CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if there's one thing I know, it's that love is full of surprises.
SHREK: All right, big fella! Let's crash this party!
GUARD: Man the catapults! Aim! Fire!
SHREK: Brace yourselves!
MONGO: Ooh! Purty!
GINGERBREAD MAN: Not the gumdrop button!
DONKEY: Ha-ha! All right!
SHREK: Go, Mongo! Go!
GUARD: Man the cauldrons!
SHREK: After you, Mongo.
SHREK: That's it! Heave-ho!
GUARD: Watch out!
GUARD: More heat, less foam!
SHREK: Heave! Ho!
GINGERBREAD MAN: No!
SHREK: Come on!
GINGERBREAD MAN: Look out!
MONGO: Be good.
DONKEY: He needs me! Let me go!
PUSS IN BOOTS: Go! Go! Your lady needs you! Go! Today, I repay my debt.
PUSS IN BOOTS: En garde!
SHREK: Hey, you! Back away from my wife.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: You couldn't just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone.
THREE PIGS: Pigs und blanket!
SHREK: Pinocchio! Get the wand!
PIG: I see London! I see France!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Whah!
PINOCCHIO: I'm a real boy!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!
GINGERBREAD MAN: Donkey!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Oh!
PINOCCHIO: I'm a real boy. Aah! Oh!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Ha!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: That's mine!
DONKEY: Pray for mercy, from Puss...
PUSS IN BOOTS: And Donkey!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion!
KING: Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea.
PRINCE CHARMING: Mommy!
FAIRY GODMOTHER: I told you. Ogres don't live happily ever after.
FAIRY GODMOTHER: Woo! Ha!
FIONA: Oh, Dad!
GINGERBREAD MAN: Is he?
GINGERBREAD MAN: He croaked.
KING: I'd hoped you'd never see me like this.
DONKEY: And he gave you a hard time!
KING: No, no, he's right. I'm sorry. To both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona. But I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona. Will you accept an old frog's apologies and my blessing?
KING: I'm sorry, Lillian. I just wish I could be the man you deserve.
QUEEN: You're more that man today than you ever were warts and all.
PUSS IN BOOTS: Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!
SHREK: Midnight! Fiona. Is this what you want? To be this way forever?
SHREK: Because if you kiss me now we can stay like this.
FIONA: You'd do that? For me?
FIONA: I want what any princess wants. To live happily ever after with the ogre I married.
PUSS IN BOOTS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! You cannot make me cry!
DONKEY: No. No, no. Aaah! Ow. Oh, no.
SHREK: Hey. You still look like a noble steed to me.
FIONA: Now, where were we?
SHREK: Oh. I remember.
PUSS IN BOOTS: Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?
DONKEY: All by myself / All by myself / Don't wanna be / All by myself anymore.
PUSS IN BOOTS: Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. Come on, join us.
DONKEY: Thanks, compadre. I'm, I'm not in the mood.
PUSS IN BOOTS: We will cheer you up! Find you a nice burro!
DONKEY: Hey, baby! Hey, that's my girl! Yeah! All right! Baby, where you been? I'm sorry, too. I should've stayed. But Shrek had this thing he had to do. What? Say it one more time. What you talking about? Are you serious?
DONKEY: Look at our little mutant babies!
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Fairy Godmother Song
I Need Some Sleep
Ever Fallen In Love
Holding Out for a Hero
Shrek 2 (2004)
2 are we there yet
3 like an ogre
4 little father son time
5 live happily ever after
6 don't take the potion
7 how charming can I be
8 more that man