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a great time. We're only days away from L.A. and I can hardly wait for the big concert." GOOFY: More "Hi, Dad" soup, please.
MAX GOOF: "Dear Roxanne, I'm sorry I lied, but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never wanna see me again..." Oh, man. I'm dead no matter what I do.
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
MAX GOOF: Uh, three and a half?
RESTAURANT WAITER: Pick up!
WAITRESS: Hold your horses. Short stack?
GOOFY: Right here.
WAITRESS: Here ya go, hon. Eggs? Eggs? Eggs!
MAX GOOF: Oh, oh, uh, yeah. Yeah, right here. Sorry.
WAITRESS: Here ya go, cutie.
GOOFY: Max, I think we need to talk about this.
MAX GOOF: Huh?
GOOFY: It seems to me you need to start takin' some responsibility around here. Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximilian official navigator
and head which-wayer of this here road trip.
WOMAN: Isn't that lovely?
MAX GOOF: Seriously?
GOOFY: I'm not even lookin' at the map any more. As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny. I trust you wholeheartedly, son. To the open road.
MAX GOOF: To the open road.
MAX GOOF: Whoa-ho-ho! Check out the bed.
GOOFY: Check out the dresser. Coral!
MAX GOOF: Nice lamp.
GOOFY: Classy choice there, navigator.
PETE: This is the police. We've got the place surrounded, see? You Goofs come out with your hands up!
You should've seen the look on your face!
GOOFY: You really had him fooled, Pete.
MAX GOOF: Me? You jumped outta your skin.
GOOFY: Nah-uh. I was just pretendin' for your sake.
MAX GOOF: Oh, right, sure.
GOOFY: Did too.
MAX GOOF: Did not.
PETE: Oh, ain't this sweet? Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now. Under your thumb. So, since we're all bein' palsy-walsy here, how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV.
PETE: Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord. You'll hardly even notice it.
PETE: Great! P.J. Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This might take a while.
MAX GOOF: No, I mean it...
GOOFY: Here you go, kids.
I'm gonna go check out the hot tub
P.J.: Uh, okay, sir.
MAX GOOF: All right.
P.J.: I can't believe you, man. Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
MAX GOOF: It wasn't stupid.
P.J.: Come on. It was really stupid. Changing the map?
MAX GOOF: I didn't know what I was doin', all right? I was panicked.
PETE: Takin' a break from the MTV generation, huh? Can't say as I blame ya. People are always puttin' too much water in these things. So, um, you and your son seem to be, uh, gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?
GOOFY: Yeah, it's been great. You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. Harder I tried, the worse it got. Once I eased up, things just clicked.
PETE: Oh, that's swell. So there's no problems then, huh?
GOOFY: Not a one.
PETE: Well, that's... I... I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
GOOFY: What is it, Pete?
PETE: Your kid's dupin' ya.
GOOFY: Whaddya mean?
PETE: Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' P.J. that he changed the map, so you're headin' straight to L.A., pal.
PETE: Aw, you tried, Goof. He's just a bad kid, that's all.
GOOFY: I don't believe you.
GOOFY: I don't believe ya, Pete.
PETE: Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map.
GOOFY: I don't need to check the map. I trust my son. You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be but he loves me.
PETE: Hey, my son respects me.
PETE: Check the map, Goof.
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A Goofy Movie (1995)
part 2 - father and son
part 3 - have to go
part 4 - gonna be fun
part 5 - bigfoot
part 6 - check out
part 7 - to be part of it
part 8 - something like that