Video is loading ...
GENIE: Aaaaahhhhh! Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck. Hang on a second. Whoa! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there. I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi. Where you from? What's your name?
ALADDIN: Uh... Uh, Aladdin.
GENIE: Aladdin. Hello Aladdin
nice to have you on the show
GENIE: Ah-ha-ha! Wah-ha-ha! So, what'll it be, master?
ALADDIN: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
GENIE: Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos.
GENIE: Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Rule number two. I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little ponem there. Rule number three. I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it. Other than that, you got it.
ABU: Hmm. Oh!
ALADDIN: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Some all-powerful genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.
GENIE: Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so, not right now.
You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere. Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. We're... Outta here!
SULTAN OF AGRABAH: Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded.
JAFAR: I assure you, Your Highness, it won't happen again.
SULTAN OF AGRABAH: Jasmine... Jafar. Let's put this whole messy business behind us. Please.
JAFAR: My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.
PRINCESS JASMINE: At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
SULTAN OF AGRABAH: There, now. That's nice. All settled, then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business... Jasmine? Jasmine!
JAFAR: If only I had gotten that lamp.
IAGO THE PARROT: I will have the power to get rid of you. To think we gotta keep kissing up to that hump and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives...
JAFAR: No, Iago. Only until she
finds a chump husband
GENIE: Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Good-bye. Thank you. Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
ALADDIN: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
GENIE: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy.
ALADDIN: Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own. Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you bad boy, but no more freebies.
ALADDIN: Fair deal. So, three wishes. I want them to be good. What would you wish for?
GENIE: Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.
GENIE: No, I can't. I...
ALADDIN: Come on. Tell me.
ALADDIN: You're a prisoner?
GENIE: It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig
Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space.
ALADDIN: Genie, that's terrible.
GENIE: But, oh, to be free... Not have to go, Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need? To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world. But what am I talking about? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
ALADDIN: Why not?
GENIE: The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened.
ALADDIN: I'll do it. I'll set you free.
GENIE: Uh-huh, yeah, right.
ALADDIN: No, really, I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free.
NOTE: To watch the pictures in high resolution, click on them
Watch other parts of movie or play games
Aladdin part 1
2 go to the palace
3 just took a boy
4 you're getting your wishes
5 can marry a princess
6 you make a wish
7 got a new master
8 be a prince to me
|Play Jasmine Flying High||Play Aladdin Amazing Map||Play Aladdin's Quest||Play more Aladdin games|