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PJ: Okay, dude, south. Un, no, wait. I mean... I don't know, man. Do I look like Magellan?
MAX GOOF: P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan. Try hangin' a Louie.
PJ: No, no. Wait. That's the other Louie.
MAX GOOF: Louie, Huey, Dewey? What're you talkin' about?
BOBBY: Yo, it's right here. This way.
MAX GOOF: Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right. Hey, Bob, um, who's drivin'?
ALL BOYS: Aaah!
BOBBY: Check it out!
MAX GOOF: Gentlemen,
I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives.
BOBBY: Wow. That's pretty deep.
MAX GOOF: Did you get that off a bumper sticker?
BOBBY: Yo. I spy the Gamma house, which means that dude right there is the one, the only...
ALL BOYS: Bradley Uppercrust the Third!
PJ: Whoa! The College X Games king!
MAX GOOF: Yeah, until we take the crown.
MAX GOOF VOICE: Let's play ball, Dad.
MAX GOOF VOICE: Hiya, Dad.
TOY FACTORY BOSS: Mr. Goof! An assembly line is for assembling.
Stop daydreaming and get back to work
GOOFY: Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ohh! Wah!
TOY FACTORY MAN: Oh, no! Look out!
GOOFY: Yah-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh! Ooh!
TOY FACTORY BOSS: Goofy! I warned you! You're fired!
BOBBY: Great air, Max-a-million! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! Maxie!
MAX GOOF: Yeah!
GIRL STUDENT 1: Look at that guy go. Oh, my gosh!
GIRL STUDENT 2: I can't look at anything else.
BOY STUDENT 1: Whoa! Did you see that?
BOY STUDENT 2: Well, well, well. Look what the freshman cat dragged in, baby. Some new meat.
BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III: Hey, easy, big fella.
That new meat looks like Gamma material.
Let's check him out. Gammas, roll!
PJ: Check it out. Look who's following us.
MAX GOOF: Let's just make sure it stays that way.
WAITRESS: WaitressGrande cap, extra foamy, hold the whip, cinnamon dust, biscotti side. Iced double-tall, percent cap. We have any scones?
CUSTOMER: We got two.
MAX GOOF: You guys grab a table, I'll grab the java.
BERET GIRL: Life. Life is like a lime. Hmm. It's tart and tangy. Sweet. Ooh, so sublime. Quiet, speechless like a mime. Bold and noisy like a crime. Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop.
Don't you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop On a dime.
BOBBY: Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Author, Arthur Miller! Suddenly I'm feelin' dizzy with emotion.
TANK: Check it out, Bradley. He's over there.
BRADLEY: I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome.
MAX GOOF: Ooh. I'm sorry, I...
BRADLEY: No, no, no. No. It's, uh, all right, really. I'd wager that if you were on a skateboard, you wouldn't have spilled a drop.
MAX GOOF: You'd win that bet. It's my best event. Hi. I'm Max.
BRADLEY: Bradley. Bradley Uppercrust the Third. Ah, yes, my right-hand man, Gamma Brother Tank.
TANK: The pleasure's all mine, baby. Welcome aboard, little tyke. You're class, the high kind.
we have won ever College X Games competition
since the beginning. And we have decided to make you our first draft pick. Lucky you, huh? What do you think of that?
MAX GOOF: No way. You want us to be Gammas? Ha! You guys, you hear that? We're gonna be part...
BRADLEY: Hold on, pal. This reservation's only for one.
MAX GOOF: Oh, well, I'm sorry, but P.J., Bobby and I are in this together.
It's all of us, or none of me
BRADLEY: Max, Max, Max. You don't wanna be weighed down by those clowns, do you? I thought you wanted to win.
MAX GOOF: Well, that's just what we're going to do. Ha! Like you'll find any better competitors than my teammates. They're the real deal. Serious athletes.
BOBBY: Check it. Uh-huh.
TANK: The Dynamic Dorks. Come on. The only thing you three could win is a loser contest, baby.
BOBBY: Wow, nice trick. Do they go fetch and play dead too?
BRADLEY: Why, yes. As a matter of fact they do. Gammas, fetch.
BOBBY: Uh-oh. This can't be good.
PJ: Back off, man. I've got a biscotti, and I'm not afraid to use it.
BRADLEY: All right, quit toying with my emotions. I thought we were friends. See, I'm giving you
the opportunity to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity.
PJ: Mu, Mu! Who wants to join a herd of cows?
TANK: Now, pray tell, sweetheart. Would Mr. Uppercrust like a little power wedgie for your viewing pleasure?
MAX GOOF: Hey, leave him alone! Huh? Bobby!
BOBBY: Hey, don't worry, bro. I'm a yellow belt. Eee-ya! Eee-ya!
BERET GIRL: Hey, Daddy-os. This is a real L-7 scene. Let's all take a trip down the road of forgiveness and compassion.
BRADLEY: Ooh, passion. I like your style, Little Miss Mochachino, but I'm busy right now.
BERET GIRL: Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching your downward spiral.
BRADLEY: Ah, why don't you go off and save some whales or something?
BERET GIRL: Ha! Oh, you slay me, Tiger. You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in ever direction, that we are all choking on your secondhand smoke.
BRADLEY: Errr! Knock it off!
MAX GOOF: What's wrong, Brad?
BRADLEY: Don't you dare call me that!
TANK: Yeah. Don't forget, he's the king, buster.
MAX GOOF: Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you and the Gammas, your royal lowness. Huh. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy.
BRADLEY: Why don't we just make a little wager on that? Loser of the finals will be towel boy to the other.
MAX GOOF: You got a deal.
BRADLEY: Be ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes, freshman. Gammas, out!
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2 life can stop
3 have a college degree
4 your library card
5 let's see what's happening
6 we can do it
7 games championship
8 the team needs you