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Cars part 2 - one-man show

Quotes KORI TURBOWITZ: We're here in Victory
Lane, awaiting the results. McQueen, that was a risky move, not taking tires. Tell me about it! Are you sorry you didn't have a crew chief out there? LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking the race by a full lap. W CHUCK: Sizzle? LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, I'm not. Because I'm a one-man show.Because I'm a one-man show. CHUCK: What? Oh, yeah, right. KORI TURBOWITZ: That was a confident Lightning McQueen. Live from Victory Lane, I'm Kori Turbowitz. CAMERAMAN: Get outta the shot. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Chuck, what are you doing? You're blockin' the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt. CHUCK: What? LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Now, back away. CHUCK: That's it! Come on, guys. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Whoa, team! Where are you going? CHUCK: We quit, Mr. One-Man Show! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, OK, leave. Fine. How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas? Adios, Chuck! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, whatever. CHICK HICKS: Hey, Lightning! Yo! McQueen! Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racin' out there. By me! Oh, yeah. Zinger! Welcome to the Chick era, baby! CHICK HICKS: The Piston Cup... It's mine, dude. It's mine. Hey, fellas, how do you think I'd look in Dinoco blue? Dinoco blue! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: In your dreams, Thunder. CHICK HICKS: Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, Thunder? LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: You know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. Ka-ping! Ka-pow! CHICK HICKS: Who knew about the thunder thing? I didn't. Give us the bolt! That's right. Right in the lens, show me the bolt, baby!Right in the lens, show me the bolt, baby! Smile, McQueen! Show me the bolt, McQueen! That's it! That was one close finish. You sure made Dinoco proud. Thank you, King. Well, Tex, you've been good to me all these years. It's the least I could do. Whatever happens, you're a winner to me, you old daddy rabbit. Thanks, dear. Wouldn't be nothing without you. Kch-i-ka-chow! I'm Mia. I'm Tia. We're, like, your biggest fans! Ka-chow! I love being me. POLICE: OK, girls, that's it. We love you, Lightning! STRIP THE KING WEATHERS: Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, hey, Mr. The King. STRIP THE KING WEATHERS: You got more talent in one lug nut than a lot of cars has got in their whole body. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Really? Oh, that... STRIP THE KING WEATHERS: But you're stupid. Excuse me? STRIP THE KING WEATHERS: This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You need to wise up and get a good crew chief and a good team.This ain't a one-man deal, kid. You need to wise up and get a good crew chief and a good team. You ain't gonna win unless you got good folks behind you, and you let them Like I tell the boys at the shop... LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: A good team. Ka-chow! Ka-pow! Oh, Lightning! STRIP THE KING WEATHERS: If you figure that out you just gonna be OK. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, yeah, that... That is spectacular advice. Thank you, Mr. The King. BOB CUTLASS: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in Piston Cup history... LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: A rookie has won the Piston Cup. Yes! BOB CUTLASS: we have a three-way tie. CHICK HICKS: Hey, that must be really embarrassing. But I wouldn't worry about it. Because I didn't do it! BOB CUTLASS: Piston Cup officials have determined that a tiebreaker race between the three leaders will be held in California in one week.a tiebreaker race between the three leaders will be held in California in one week. CHICK HICKS: Well, thank you! Thanks to all of you out there! Thank you! Hey, first one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. No, not me! No, you rock, and you know that! Oh, yeah! Whoo! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: First one to California gets Dinoco all to himself. Oh, we'll see who gets there first, Chick. MACK: Hey, kid! Congrats on the tie. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: I don't want to talk about it. Let's go, Mack. Saddle up. What'd you do with my trailer? MACK: I parked it at your sponsor's tent. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: What? MACK: Gotta make your personal appearance. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: No. No! No, no! Yes, yes, yes! Lightning McQueen here. And I use Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment, new rear end formula! Nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rust-eze. Wow! Look at that shine! Use Rust-eze and you too can look like me! Ka-chow! I met this car from Swampscott. He was so rusty he didn't even cast a shadow. You could see his dirty undercarriage. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: I hate rusty cars. This is not good for my image.I hate rusty cars. This is not good for my image. MACK: They did give you your big break. Besides, it's in your contract. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, will you stop, please? Just go get hooked up. Winter is a grand old time. Of this there are no ifs or buts. But remember, all that salt and grime... Can rust your bolts and freeze your... Hey, look! There he is! Our almost champ! Get your rear end in here. Lightning McQueen, you are wicked fast! That race was a pisser! You were booking! Give me a little room. You're my hero! Yes, I know. Fred. Fred, thank you. He knows my name. He knows my name! Looking good, Freddie! Thanks to you, Lightning, we had a banner year! We might clear enough to buy you some headlights. You saying he doesn't have headlights? That's what I'm telling ya. They're stickers! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Well, you know, racecars don't need headlights, because the track is always lit. Yeah, well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights. Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning McQueen! Free Bird! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: You know, the Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment team ran a great race today. And remember, with a little Rust-eze... And an insane amount of luck, you too, can look like me. Ka-chow. Hey, kid. We love ya. And we're looking forward to another great year. Just like this year! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Not on your life. Don't drive like my brother! Yeah, don't drive like my brother! MACK: California, here we come! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Dinoco, here we come! Mack, wait for me! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Mack! Mack! What? You're not Mack. PETERBILT: Mack? I ain't no Mack! I'm a Peterbilt, for dang sake! Turn on your lights, you moron! LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Mack... The Interstate! SHERIFF: Not in my town, you don't. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Oh, no. Oh, maybe he can help me! He's shooting at me! Why is he shooting at me? SHERIFF: I haven't gone this fast in years. I'm gonna blow a gasket or somethin'. LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Serpentine! Serpentine, serpentine! SHERIFF: What in the blue blazes? Crazy hot-rodder. FILLMORE: I'm telling you, man, every third blink is slower. SARGE: The sixties weren't good to you, were they? LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: What? That's not the Interstate! FILLMORE: I'm not the only one seeing this, right? SARGE: Incoming! RAMONE: Whoa, man. My tires! FILLMORE: Fly away, Stanley. Be free! SHERIFF: Boy, you're in a heap of trouble.

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