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Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 6
PACHA: Low blood sugar, huh?
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Yeah. It's a curse.
PACHA: Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut home of the mug of meat.
What'll it be?
PACHA: We'll have two specials. Is that all right, dear?
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin. You know what I like.
PACHA: We're on our honeymoon.
WAITRESS: Bless you for coming out in public.
So that's two specials.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: And an onion log. To split.
WAITRESS: Ordering! I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop on table 12!
PACHA: Okay, so I'll admit
this was a good idea.
YZMA: We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long. That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel. I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
KRONK: Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that. I'll get you another one there, Yzma. You using that fork, pal? Hey, don't I know you?
PACHA: I don't think so.
KRONK: Wrestled you in high school?
PACHA: Don't remember that.
KRONK: No? Metal shop?
PACHA: Uh, no.
KRONK: Oh, I got it. Miss Narca's interpretive dance, two semesters. I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles. Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.
PACHA: Uh, no, look, I don't think we've ever met, but, look, I gotta go.
KRONK: Don't worry. I'll think of it.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Look, all I know is the food looked iffy. All right? And I'm not the only one that thinks that, I'm sure.
PACHA: Psst! Hey!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: So I'm just checking to make sure that you're gonna take the main course up a notch.
YZMA: Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
KRONK: Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: It's a simple question. Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu? Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!
KRONK: Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
CHEF: All right, buster, that's it!
You want a special order, then you make it!
KRONK: Yeah, but I... Hold on.
CHEF: You know, I try and I try, but there's just no respect for anyone with vision. That's it! There's just nothing I can do about it!
KRONK: Wait a second. Please don't go.
WAITRESS: Ordering. Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
KRONK: Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: What's going on?
PACHA: There's no time to explain. We gotta get out of here.
YZMA: What is he doing in there?
PACHA: Come on!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: In a minute. I'm still hungry.
PACHA: No, Kuzco!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Okay, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast. You got it?
KRONK: Can do.
YZMA: What's taking so long?
YZMA: Kronk, what are you doing?
KRONK: Kind of busy here.
YZMA: Why am I not surprised?
KRONK: Yo! Order's up!
YZMA: Oh, well, while you're at it,
make me the special.
And hold the gravy!
KRONK: Check. Pickup!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: You know what? On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.
KRONK: Meat pie. Check.
Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
KRONK: I'll have to charge you full price.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
KRONK: You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes?
YZMA: Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.
KRONK: Cheddar spuds coming up.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Spuds yes, cheese no.
KRONK: Hold the cheese.
YZMA: No, I want the cheese.
KRONK: Cheese it is.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Cheese me no "likee."
KRONK: Cheese out.
YZMA: Cheese in!
KRONK: Come on. Make up your mind!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Okay, okay, on second thought, make my potatoes a salad.
YZMA: Make my potatoes a salad.
PACHA: Excuse me. You see that woman over there?
WAITRESS: No problem, hon. We do that all the time.
BIRTHDAY SINGERS: One, two, three, four! Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you!
We wish it was our birthday so we could party too!
Happy, happy birthday! May all your dreams come true! We wish it was our birthday so we could party too!
KRONK: It's your birthday?
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: What are you doing?
PACHA: Look, there's two people in there looking for you.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: What?
PACHA: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Wait. Was this woman scary beyond all reason?
PACHA: Oh, yeah.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: That's Yzma and Kronk. I'm saved!
PACHA: Trust me, they're not here to save you.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: They'll take me back to the palace. Thanks for your help. You've been great. I can take it from here.
PACHA: No, no, you don't understand. They're trying to kill you.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Kill me? Their whole world revolves around me.
PACHA: No, I can't let you!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: What? Oh! Oh, I get it.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: You don't want to take me back to the palace. You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: This has all been an act, and I almost fell for it.
PACHA: Will you
just listen to me.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Pacha! Pacha?
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: So this is where you came in. See, just like I said, I'm the victim here. I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?
EMPEROR KUZCO: What? I'm just telling them what happened.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Who you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing. They know what happened.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Well, yeah, but... but...
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Just leave me alone.
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Watch other parts of movie
The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
2 when I give the word
3 look at that guy
4 you change your mind
5 back to the palace
6 you want a special order
7 we have to get back
8 to be one of these