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Hercules 2 become a true hero

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ZEUS: Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes and my strong chin. Hah! HERCULES: I don't understand. If you're my father, that would make me a ZEUS: A god. HERCULES: A god. A god! ZEUS: Hey, you wanted answers, and by thunder you're
 
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old enough now to know the truth. HERCULES: But why did you leave me on Earth? Didn't you want me? ZEUS: Of course we did. Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts. But someone stole you from us and turned you mortal and only gods can live on Mount Olympus. HERCULES: And you can't do a thing? ZEUS: I can't, Hercules, but you can. HERCULES: Really? What? I'll do anything. ZEUS: Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earthtrue hero on Earth HERCULES: I will beat the odds / I can go the distance / I will face the world / Fearless, proud and strong / I will please the gods / I can Watch go the distance videosonggo the distance / Till I find my hero's welcome Right where I Belong HERCULES: Whoa! You sure this is the right place? What's the matter, little guy? You stuck? PHILOCTETES: Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy! HERCULES: Ugh! PHILOCTETES: Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back! Come back, come back! Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez! Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, nymphs! They can't keep their hands off me. NIMPH: Hey! PHILOCTETES: What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before? HERCULES: Uh, no. Can you help us? We're looking for someone called Philoctetes. PHILOCTETES: Call me Phil. HERCULES: Phil! PHILOCTETES: Ow! HERCULES: Boy, am I glad to meet you! I'm Hercules, and this is Pegasus. PHILOCTETES: Animals. Disgusting. HERCULES: I need your help. I want to become a heroI want to become a hero, a true hero. PHILOCTETES: Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. HERCULES: Wait. PHILOCTETES: Whoo! HERCULES: Uh, sorry. Why not? PHILOCTETES: Two words: I am retired. HERCULES: Look, I gotta do this. Haven't you ever had a dream something you wanted so bad you'd do anything? PHILOCTETES: Kid, come inside. I want to show you something. Watch it! That was partWatch it! That was part of the mast of the Argomast of the Argo. HERCULES: But I'm different than those other guys, Phil. I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show you. PHILOCTETES: Geez. You don't give up, do ya? HERCULES: Watch this. PHILOCTETES: Holy Hera. You know, maybe if I No! Snap out of it! I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again. HERCULES: But if I don't become a true hero I'll never be able to rejoin my father Zeus. PHILOCTETES: Hold it. Zeus is your father, right? Uh-huh. Zeus, the big guy. He's your daddy. Mr. Lightning Bolts! Read me a book, would ya, Da-Da? Zeus! Once upon a time HERCULES: It's the truth! PHILOCTETES: Please! Watch One last hope videosongOne last hope
HERCULES: Did you see that? Next stop, Olympus. PHILOCTETES: All right. Just take it easy, champ.
HERCULES: I am ready. I want to get off this island. I want to see battles and monsters. Rescue some damsels. You know, heroic stuff. PHILOCTETES: Well.
HERCULES: Aw, come on, Phil!
PHILOCTETES: Well, okay, okay. You want a road test? Saddle up, kid. We're goin' to Thebes! HERCULES: Ya-hoo! So what's in Thebes?
PHILOCTETES: A lot of problems. It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep. Sounds like your basic D.I.D HERCULES: Hyah! PHILOCTETES: Damsel in distressDamsel in distress! And by the way, sweet cheeks. I'm real too. MEGARA: Ugh! HERCULES: Yee-hah! Ya-hoo! NESSUS: Whoa! HERCULES: How was that, Phil? PHILOCTETES: Reign it in, rookie. You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons but this is the big leagues! HERCULES: At least I beat him, didn't I? PHILOCTETES: Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and you HERCULES: Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh MEGARA: Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? HERCULES: Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh... MEGARA: Are you always this articulate? HERCULES: Hercules. My name is Hercules. MEGARA: Herc Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy. HERCULES: So, uh, uh How'd you get mixed up with the, uh... MEGARA: Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think No means Yes and Get lost means Take me. I'm yours. Don't wory. Shorty here can explain it to ya later. Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice. HERCULES: Wait! Um, can we give you a ride? MEGARA: Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much. HERCULES: Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to Ow! MEGARA: I'll be all right. I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. Bye-bye, Wonderboy. HERCULES: Bye. She's somethin'. Isn't she, Phil? PHILOCTETES: Oh, yeah. She's really somethin'. A real pain in the patella! Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc! We got a job to do, remember? Thebes is still waitin'. HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know. MEGARA: Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme parkA couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park. PAIN: Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny! PANIC: And I'm his gopher! PAIN AND PANIC: Ta-dah! MEGARA: I thought I smelled a rat. HADES: Meg. MEGARA: Speak of the devil. HADES: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut. Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am, kind of river guardian-less. MEGARA: I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse. HADES: Fine. So instead of subtracting two years from your sentence hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay? Give that your best shot. MEGARA: Look. It wasn't my fault. It was this wonderboy, Hercules. PANIC: Hercules. Why does that name ring a bell? PAIN: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money? HADES: What was that nameWhat was that name HERCULES: Wow! Is that all one town? One town, a million troubles. PHILOCTETES: The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. Stick with me, kid. The city is a dangerous place. DRIVER: Look where you're goin', numbskull! PHILOCTETES: Hey, I'm walkin' here! See what I mean? I'm tellin' you. Wackos. PITA BREAD SELLER: Pita bread. Pita bread. Get your pita bread here. SMUGGLER: Hey, Mack. PHILOCTETES: Whoa, whoa, whoa! SMUGGLER: You wanna buy a sundial? PHILOCTETES: He's not interested, all right? Come on, kid. PROPHET: The end is coming! Can't you feel it? PHILOCTETES: Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for awhile. Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on. Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts. That's because they live in a city of turmoil. Trust me, kid. You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered. WOMAN: It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire. MAN: Everything except old Snowball here. STRONG MAN: Now were the fires before or after the earthquake? THIN WOMAN: They were after the earthquake. I remember. HEAVY WOMAN: But before the flood. OLD MAN: Don't even get me started on the crime rate. HEAVY WOMAN: Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry. OLD MAN: Tell me about it. It seems like every time I turn around there's some new monster wreakin' havoc and I MAN: All we need now is a plague of locusts. OLD MAN: That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta! HERCULES: Excuse me. It, uh seems to me that what you folks need is a herowhat you folks need is a hero. HERCULES: Meg? PHILOCTETES: Speakin' of disasters. MEGARA: Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness. HERCULES: What's wrong? MEGARA: Oh! Outside of town. Two little boys. They were playing in the gorge. There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide. They're trapped! HERCULES: Kids? Trapped? Phil, this is great! MEGARA: You're really choked up about this, aren't ya? HERCULES: Come on! MEGARA: No, I You don't under I, I have this terrible fear of heights! PHILOCTETES: I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo! I'm way behind ya, kid. I got a fur wedgie. HERCULES: Are you okay? MEGARA: I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstey. PAIN: Help! I can't breathe! PANIC: Hurry!
PAIN: Get us out! We're suffocating! Somebody call IX-I-I! HERCULES: Easy, fellas. You'll be all right. PAIN: We can't last much longer! PANIC: Get us out before we get crushed!

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