Hercules 3 what do you call
Full script with picturesHERCULES: How you boys doin'?
PANIC: We're okay now.
PAIN: Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
HERCULES: Well, just ty to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids?
PAIN: We sure will.
HADES: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
PANIC: Jeepers, mister?
PAIN: I was going for innocence.
HADES: And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady. What a dish. What a doll.
MEGARA: Get outta there, ya big lug, while ya still can.
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HERCULES: Phil, I did great. They even applauded. Sort of.
PHILOCTETES: Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid but that ain't applause.
What do you call that thing?
PHILOCTETES: Two words: I'm scray!
HADES: Let's get ready to rumble!
PHILOCTETES: That's it. Dance around! Dance around! Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth! Keep going. Come on. Come on. Lead with your left. Lead with your left. Your other left!
PHILOCTETES: All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
HERCULES: See, Phil? That wasn't so hard.
PHILOCTETES: Kid. How many horns do you see?
PHILOCTETES: Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up.
HADES: Guys, guys, relax. It's only halftime.
PHILOCTETES: That doesn't sound good. Definitely not good!
Will you forget the head-slicing thing?
HERCULES: Phil, I don't think we covered this one in basic training!
My favourite part of the game.
PHILOCTETES: Oh. There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
HADES: Game, set, match.
HERCULES: Phil, you gotta admit. That was pretty heroic.
PHILOCTETES: Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! Ya won by a landslide!
PANIC: Hades mad.
MEGARA: Well. What do ya know?
CALLIOPE: From that day forward, out boy Hercules could do no wrong. He was so hot, steam looked cool.
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MEGARA: Nice shootin', Rex.
HADES: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him and it doesn't even What are those?
PAIN: Um, I don't know. I thought they looked kinda dashing.
HADES: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke and you are wearing his merchandise?
MEGARA: Looks like your game's over. Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him.
HADES: Oh, yeah. I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
MEGARA: Don't even go there.
HADES: See, he's gotta
have a weakness
HERCULES: You should have been there, Father. I mangled the Minotaur grappled with the Gorgon. Just like Phil told me. I analysed the situation controlled my strength and kicked. The crowds went wild! Thank you. Thank you.
ZEUS: Hah! You're doing great, son. You're doing your old man proud.
HERCULES: I'm glad to hear you say that, Father. I've been waiting for this day a long time.
ZEUS: Hmm. What day is that, son?
HERCULES: The day I rejoin the gods.
ZEUS: You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy. You're just not there yet. You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
HERCULES: But, Father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against. I'm the most famous person in all of Greece. I'm an action figure!
ZEUS: I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.
HERCULES: What more can I do?
ZEUS: It's something you have to discover for yourself.
HERCULES: But how can I...
ZEUS: Look inside your heart.
HERCULES: Father, wait!
On your left is Hercules' villa.
Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop where you can pick up the great hero's 30 minute workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
PHILOCTETES: At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas. He's got a problem with his stables. I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals.
ARTIST: I told you, don't move!
PHILOCTETES: D.G.R. the Daughters of the Greek Revolution.
PHILOCTETES: At 3:00, you gotta get a girdle from some Amazons.
what's the point?
MEGARA: Whoa! Let's see. What could be behind curtain number one?
MEGARA: It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
HERCULES: Gee, it's great to see you. I missed you.
MEGARA: So this is what heroes do on their days off.
HERCULES: Nah. I'm no hero.
MEGARA: Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pita.
HERCULES: I know, it's it's crazy. You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed. I mean...
MEGARA: You sound like you could use a break. Think your nanny goat would go berserk if you played hookey this afternoon?
HERCULES: Oh, gee, I don't know. Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked.
MEGARA: Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me out the window, round the dumbbells. You lift up the back wall and we're gone.
HERCULES: Wow. What a day. First that restaurant by the bay. And then that, that play, that, that Oedipus thing. Man! I thought I had problems.
PANIC: Psst! Stop foolin' around.
PAIN: Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
HERCULES: I didn't know that playing hookey could be so much fun.
MEGARA: Yeah, neither did I.
HERCULES: Thanks, Meg.
MEGARA: Oh. Don't thank me just yet. Oh!
HERCULES: Oop. Careful.
HERCULES: Oh! Meg, when I'm with you I-I don't feel so alone.
MEGARA: Sometimes it's better to be alone.
HERCULES: What do you mean?
MEGARA: Nobody can hurt you.
HERCULES: Meg? I would never ever hurt you.
MEGARA: And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this before we...
PHILOCTETES: All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over! I've been lookin' all over this town!
MEGARA: Calm down, mutton man. It was all my fault.
PHILOCTETES: You're already on my list, sister! So don't make it worse! And as for you, you bum, you're gonna go to the stadium and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life! Now get on the horse.
HERCULES: Okay, okay.
MEGARA: I'm sorry.
HERCULES: Ah, he'll get over it.
PHILOCTETES: Move, move! Move! Hey, watch it. Watch it. Watch it. Keep your goo-goo eyes on the... That's it. Next time, I drive.
MEGARA: Oh, what's the matter with me? You'd think a girl would learn.
I won't say I'm in love.
HADES: Hey, what's the buzz, huh, Meg? What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain?
MEGARA: Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
HADES: I'm sorry. You mind runnin' that by me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something.
MEGARA: Then read my lips! Forget it.
HADES: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I own you!
PHILOCTETES: Oh, oh, I got another horn here.
HADES: You work for me.
PHILOCTETES: That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month.
HADES: If I say, Sing, you say, Hey, name that tune. If I say, l want Wonderboy's head on a platter, you say
MEGARA: Medium or well done?
PHILOCTETES: Oh! I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart.
MEGARA: I'll work on that.
HADES: I'm sorry. You hear that sound? That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever.
MEGARA: I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
HADES: I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy.
Watch songs from original soundtrack and other parts of movie
I Won't Say I'm in Love
The Gospel Truth
One Last Hope
Zero to Hero
Go the Distance
A Star is Born
2 become a true hero
3 what do you call
4 got this major deal