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Hercules 4 got this major deal

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MEGARA: This one is different. He's honest and, and he's sweet. HADES: Please! MEGARA: He would never do anything to hurt me. HADES: He's a guy. MEGARA: Besides, O Oneness, you can't beat him. He has no weaknesses. He's gonna
HADES: I think he does, Meg. I truly think he does. HERCULES: Hey, Phil, what happened to you? PHILOCTETES: Kid, we gotta talk. HERCULES: Oh, Phil, I just had the greatest day of my life. I can't stop thinkin' about Meg. She's somethin' else. PHILOCTETES: Kid! I'm tryin' to talk to you! Will you come down and listencome down and listen? HERCULES: You're crazy. PHILOCTETES: She nothin' but a two-timin'... HERCULES: Stop it! PHILOCTETES: No good, lyin', schemin' HERCULES: Shut up! Phil. I Oh, I'm, I'm sorry. PHILOCTETES: Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine. HERCULES: Phil, wait. Where ya goin'? PHILOCTETES: I'm hoppin' the first barge outta here. I'm goin' home. HERCULES: Fine! Go! I don't I don't need you. PHILOCTETES: I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ not the all-time chump. HADES: Jeez Louise, what got his goat, huh? Baboom. Name is Hades, lord of the dead. Hi. How ya doin'? HERCULES: Uh, not now, okay? HADES: Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds, and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, I've got this major deal in the works, a real estate ventureI've got this major deal in the works, a real estate venture, if you will. And, Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc? You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it, huh? HERCULES: You've got the wrong guyYou've got the wrong guy. HADES: Hear me out, ya little... Just hear me out, okay? So I would be eternally grateful if you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours. Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. You wait a day, huh? HERCULES: You're out of your mind. HADES: Not so fast, because, ya see, I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about. HERCULES: Meg! MEGARA: Don't listen, Herc! HERCULES: Let her go! HADES: Here's the trade-off. You give up your strengthgive up your strength HADES: You may feel just a little queasy. It's kind of natural. Maybe you should sit down! Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else. Isn't it just peachy? Oh! You'll love this. One more thing. Meg, babe, a deal's a deal. You're off the hook. And by the way, Herc, is she not, like, a fabulous little actress? MEGARA: Stop it.
HERCULES: What do you mean?
HADES: I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time.
HERCULES: You're... You're lying! PANIC: Help! PAIN: Jeepers, mister, you're really strong. HADES: Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe.
MEGARA: No! It's It's not like that. I didn't mean to I couldn't. I'm so sorry.
HADES: Well, gotta blaze. There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it. So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event! HADES: Brothers! Titans look at youTitans look at you CYCLOPS: Hercules where are youHercules where are you? ZEUS: Get back! Blast you! HADES: Ooh! Chihuahua! LYTHOS: Zeus! SAILOR: Come on! Hury up! We're shovin' off here! MEGARA: Phil! Phil, Hercules needs your help. PHILOCTETES: What does he need me for when he's got friends like you? MEGARA: He won't listen to me. PHILOCTETES: Good! He's finally learned somethin'. MEGARA: Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me. It's about him. If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die. ZEUS: I need more thunderbolts! HERMES: Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. everyone's been captured. I've been captured. Hey, hey, watch the glasses. HADES: Zeusy, I'm home! ZEUS: Hades! You're behind this? HADES: You're correct, sir! CYCLOPS: Flea! PHILOCTETES: Hercules! HERCULES: Phil. PHILOCTETES: Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back. Come on. You can take this bum. This guy's a pushover. Look at him. HERCULES: You were right all alongYou were right all along. ZEUS: Whoo-hoo! HADES: Thanks a ton, Wonderboy. But at least I've got one swell consolation prize a friend of yours who's dying to see me. HERCULES: Meg. Meg, no. PHILOCTETES: Oh, I'm sorry, kid. There's some things you just can't change. HERCULES: Yes, I can. HADES: We were so close! So close. We tripped at the finish line. Why? Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble. HERCULES: Where's Meg? HADES: Oh. Look who's here. Wonderboy, you are too much. HERCULES: Let her go. HADES: Get a grip. Come here. Come here. Let me show you around. Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld, after all, huh? HERCULES: Meg! HADES: No, no, no. Mustn't touch. You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days and not a very lively one at that. HERCULES: You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place. HADES: Oh, hmph. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death. HERCULES: Going once! HADES: Hmm? Is there a downside to this? HERCULES: Going twice! HADES: Okay, okay, okay! You get her out. She goes; you stay. Oh, you know what slipped my mind? You'll be dead before you can get to her. That's not a problem, is it? ATROPOS: Oh! LACHESIS: What's the matter with these scissors? CLOTHO: The thread won't cut. HADES: This is... This is impossible! You can't be alive. You'd have to be a, a... PAIN AND PANIC: A god? HADES: Hercules, stop! Ya can't do this to me! Ya can't... Fine. Okay. Listen. Okay, well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc? Can we talk? Your dad? He's a fun guy, right? So maybe you could put in a word with him and he'd kind of blow this whole thing off, you know? Meg, Meg, talk to him. You know, a little schmooze, uh Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! PANIC: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there. PAIN: You mean, if he gets outta there. PANIC: If? If is good. HADES: Taxi! I don't feel so good. I feel a little... MEGARA: Wonderboy, what Why did you? HERCULES: People always do crazy things when they're in lovePeople always do crazy things when they're in love. PHILOCTETES: Whoa! Hey! AREUS: Three cheers for the mighty Hercules! HERMES: Oh, yeah. Flowers for everybody! Oh! HERA: Hercules! Hercules, we're so proud of you. HERCULES: Mother.
ZEUS: Fine work, my boy! You've done it! You're a true hero.
HERA: You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
ZEUS: For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength but by the strength of his heart. Now, at last, my son you can come home.
MEGARA: Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a god.
HERCULES: Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of but a life without Meg, even an immortal life would be empty. I wish to stay on Earth with her. I finally know where I belong.
HERMES: Hit it, ladies.

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