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Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 3
YZMA: Step right up. It's finally arrived. The
cure for everything that ails you
YZMA (singing): Hey, hey, hey
/ I'm milking the Milky Way
/ I'm loving this lovely day
/ And
I feel like a million
/ Wow zee wow
/ This cat is back, and how
/ I'm taking my big-time bow
/ And I feel like a million
/ Feel like a million in a million ways
/ Feel like a million
/ Feel like a million
/ Feel like a million
/ Look out, old Yzma's back!
YZMA: Well, that worked. Suckers!
It's like a dream come true.
I put slime in a bottle, call it a youth potion and they can't get enough. I'll be rich! I'll be on top of the world! Again!
KUZCO: Shut up! Whoo! Could she be crazier? Cuckoo! You see what's going on here, don't you, folks? Here's a hint. You got sewer slime, fancy packaging, crazy laugh like a demon from the bowels of the earth. It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well,
smarty, I bet you didn't see this!
Oh! Yikes! That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!
YZMA: Big load of happy coming through. Doesn't get better than this, does it?
KRONK: I'm making tons of cash for my house fund. Now if only I could find a house on a hill.
RUDY: Kronk,
heard you were looking for a house on a hill.
KRONK: You heard right.
RUDY: We need money for more potion.
KRONK: Oh, yeah?
RUDY: So we're selling the senior home.
KRONK: Good luck with that. How much?
RUDY: Sold! Look, everyone! I sold the house!
OLD PEOPLE: Hooray!
KRONK: Okay. Take care. Bye-bye. Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
KRONK: Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I'd amount to anything? Well, I
got news for you
MARGE: A... Mr. Rudy is here to see you.
KRONK: Rudy? Rudy who?
RUDY: Hey, Kronk!
KRONK: Oh, that Rudy.
RUDY: Long time no see!
KRONK: Rudy! What happened to you? You're not wearing any clothes.
RUDY: Oh, that. I sold my clothes to buy more of Yzma's youth potion.
KRONK: You sold your clothes?
RUDY: I sold everything. We even sold the senior home.
KRONK: You sold your home?
RUDY: Yeah. To you.
KRONK: Oh, yeah.
RUDY: We're flat broke.
KRONK: That's awful.
RUDY: I know. I can't afford any more youth potion.
Think you can do anything to help out an old friend?
KRONK: Oh. How about if I spot you a bottle?
RUDY: My precious! Kronk just wants to keep it. We must not let him. No!
KRONK:
Something's just not right here
KRONK: Rudy? Yzma's youth potion is a fake. She cheated you.
RUDY: Oh?
KRONK: And... I cheated you too.
RUDY: Oh...
KRONK: I'm sorry. I guess we better go tell the others.
RUDY: The others! I almost forgot! They're about to elect Yzma emperor!
KRONK: I never knew that was an elective office.
CROWD: Yzma for emperor!
YZMA: Thank you, thank you! I'd like to thank all the little people, but what do they matter? What matters is me, me, me! And when you elect me as your new emperor, I'm going to be on top of the world!
KRONK: Stop this charade!
RUDY: Yzma's youth potion is a fake!
YZMA: Kronk? What are you doing?
KRONK: I want you all to look at Rudy...
RUDY: Uh!
KRONK: And tell me what you see.
HILDY: Whoo! That is one hot hunk of man!
KRONK: He's in his golden years. Not getting any younger. Chronologically challenged.
RUDY: I got wrinkles, bunions, ear hair! I'm still old!
TOPO: Hey, he's right. I'm still old too.
IPI: Me too! And Hildy looks like...
HILDY: Uh-uh-uh. Don't even!
ALL: Yzma's a crook!
MAN 1: Yzma's a witch!
YZMA: Would you excuse me a moment?
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