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The Lion King | 2Quotes SIMBA: You can't do anything to me.
ZAZU: Technically, they can. We are on their land.
SIMBA: But you told me they're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers.
ZAZU: Ix-nay on the upid-stay.
BANZAI: Who are you callin' upid-stay?
ZAZU: My, my, my. Oh, look at the sun! It's time to go!
SHENZI: What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner.
BANZAI: Yeah, we could have whatever's lion around!
SHENZI: Wait, wait, wait, I got one, I got one! Make mine a cub sandwich! Whaddaya think? What, Ed? What is it?
BANZAI: Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
SHENZI: No, why?
BANZAI: 'Cause there it goes!
NALA: Did we lose 'em?
SIMBA: I think so. Where's Zazu?
BANZAI: The little major-domo bird hippety-hopped all the way to the birdie-boiler.
SIMBA: Oh, no! Not the birdie-boiler! Aaaah! Hey,
why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
SHENZI: Like you?
SHENZI, BANZAI, ED: Boo!
BANZAI: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
SHENZI: That was it? Do it again. Come on. Oh, please, please! Uncle, uncle!
BANZAI: We're gonna shut up right now!
SHENZI: Calm down. We're really sorry.
MUFASA: If you ever come near my son again...
SHENZI: Oh, this is... This is your son?
BANZAI: Oh, your son.
SHENZI: Did you know that?
BANZAI: No. Me? I didn't know... No, did you?
SHENZI: No, of course not.
BANZAI: No. Ed? Toodles.
SIMBA: Dad, I...
MUFASA: You deliberately disobeyed me.
SIMBA: Dad, I'm... I'm sorry.
MUFASA: Let's go home.
NALA: I thought you were very brave BANZAI: Man, that lousy Mufasa. I won't be able to sit for a week. It's not funny, Ed. Hey, shut up! SHENZI: Will you knock it off? BANZAI: Well, he started it. SHENZI: Look at you guys. No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain. BANZAI: Man, I hate dangling. SHENZI: Yeah? If it weren't for those lions, we'd be runnin' the joint. BANZAI: Man, I hate lions. SHENZI: So pushy. BANZAI: And hairy. SHENZI: And stinky. BANZAI: And, man, are they... SHENZI: Ugly! SCAR: Oh, surely we lions are not all that bad. BANZAI: Oh. Oh, Scar. It's just you. SHENZI: We were afraid it was somebody important. BANZAI: Yeah, you know, like Mufasa. SHENZI: Yeah. SCAR: I see. BANZAI: Now that's power! SHENZI: Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder. BANZAI: Mufasa! SHENZI: Do it again. BANZAI: Mufasa! SHENZI: Ooooh! BANZAI: Mufasa! Mufasa! Mufasa! SHENZI: It tingles me. SCAR: I'm surrounded by idiots. BANZAI: Now, you, Scar, I mean, you're one of us. I mean, you're our pal. SCAR: Charmed. SHENZI: Oh, I like that. He's not king, but he's still so proper. BANZAI: Yeah. Hey, did you bring us anything to eat, Scar, old buddy, old pal? Did ya, did ya, did ya? SCAR: I don't think you really deserve this. I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you, and you couldn't even dispose of them. SHENZI: Well, you know, it wasn't exactly like they was alone, Scar. BANZAI: Yeah. What were we supposed to do? Kill Mufasa? SCAR: Precisely. SHENZI: And where do we feature? BANZAI: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what? SCAR: For the death of the king. BANZAI: Why, is he sick? SCAR: No, fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba, too. SHENZI: Great idea. Who needs a king? SCAR: Idiots! There will be a king! BANZAI: Hey, but you said... SCAR: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again. SHENZI ANS BANZAI: Yeah! All right! Long live the king! Long live the king! Long live the king! SCAR: You wait here. Your father has a marvellous surprise for you. SIMBA: What is it? SCAR: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise now, would it? SIMBA: If you tell me, I'll still act surprised. SCAR: Ho ho ho! You are such a naughty boy. SIMBA: Come on, Uncle Scar. SCAR: No, no. This is just for you and your daddy. You know, a sort of father-son thing. Well, I'd better go get him. SIMBA: I'll go with you. SCAR: No. No. Just stay on this rock. You wouldn't want to end up in another mess like you did with the hyenas. SIMBA: You know about that? SCAR: Simba, everybody knows about that. SIMBA: Really? SCAR: Oh, yes. Lucky daddy was there to save you, eh? Oh, and just between us, you might want to work on that little roar of yours?
SIMBA: Oh. Okay. Hey, Uncle Scar, will I like this surprise?
SCAR: Simba, it's to die for.
SHENZI: Shut up.
BANZAI: I can't help it. I'm so hungry. I got to have a wildebeest.
SHENZI: Stay put.
BANZAI: Can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?
SHENZI: No. We wait for the signal from Scar. There he is. Let's go.
SIMBA: Little roar. Puh! Rarr! Rrrarr! Rarr!
ZAZU: Oh, look, sire, the herd is on the move MUFASA: Odd.
SCAR: Mufasa, quick. Stampede in the gorge. Simba's down there! MUFASA: Simba?
SIMBA: Zazu, help me!
ZAZU: Your father is on the way! Hold on! SIMBA: Hurry! ZAZU: There! There on that tree! MUFASA: Hold on, Simba! SIMBA: Dad!
ZAZU: Oh, Scar, this is awful! What'll we do? What'll we do? I'll go back for help, that's what I'll do.
MUFASA: Scar! Brother. Brother, help me!
SCAR: Long live the king!
SIMBA: No! Dad! Dad? Dad, come on. You got to get up. Dad? We got to go home. Help! Somebody! Anybody. Help.
SCAR: Simba. What have you done?
SIMBA: There were wildebeests, and he tried to save me. It was an accident. I didn't mean for it to happen. SCAR: Of course. Of course you didn't. No one ever means for these things to happen. But the king is dead. And if it weren't for you, he'd still be alive. Oh, what will your mother think?
SIMBA: What am I going to do?
SCAR: Run away, Simba. Run. Run away and never return.
SCAR: Kill him.
SHENZI: Hey, there he goes. There he goes.
BANZAI: So go get him.
SHENZI: There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, you want me to come out looking like you, cactus butt?
BANZAI: But we got to finish the job.
SHENZI: Well, he's as good as dead out there anyway. And if he comes back, we'll kill him.
BANZAI: Yeah! You hear that? If you ever come back, we'll kill you!
SCAR: Mufasa's death is a terrible tragedy. But to lose Simba, who had barely begun to live... For me, it is a deep, personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet out of the ashes of this tragedy we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era in which lion and hyena come together in a great and glorious future.
TIMON: Yaaaah! Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
PUMBAA: I love this! Bowling for buzzards.
TIMON: Hee hee hee! Gets 'em every time.
PUMBAA: Hey, Timon, you better come look. I think it's still alive.
TIMON: All righty, what have we got here?
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