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Meet the Robinsons | Part 2

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I am so dead. I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are gonna kill me, and I can tell you this. It will not be done with mercy. Isn't there like a time machine repair shop or something? No! There's only two time machines in existence, and the Bowler Hat Guy has the other one! Well, somebody's gonna have to fix this. Good idea. You're smart. You fix it. Are you crazy? I can't fix this thing. Yes, you can. You broke  
it. You fix it. All right, under one condition. I fix it, you take me back to see my mom. What? You didn't even follow through on our last deal. How can I trust you? Well, you told me you were a time cop from the future. How can I trust you? TouchT. So do we have a deal? Good day, madam. I'm here to change the future. Yes, sir? I must speak with the man in charge immediately. Yes, sir. I have an appointment with destiny. Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know, and I'll have your dry cleaning delivered directly to your suite. What? Now, what time is your appointment? Are you talking to me? Yes. What time is your appointment? Big hand is on the... Oh, 2:00! You're the 2:00? Yes. Yes, I am. You're Mary Johnson? Yes. Mary is short for... Marian? Can that be a boy name? Yes. Then yes. Have a seat. Oh, goody! Pass off invention as my own. "Check." Oh, I love checklists. The board is ready to see you now. Wait. What am I going to say? I'm never gonna remember that. Would you... Why don't you go? You do it so much better than me. That's true. A hat without a head couldn't really pass off an invention as its own. Fantastic! Great idea! I'm so glad I have you! Prepare to be amazed. "Oh, I got it!" Prepare to be amazed! This is my invention. I doubt any of you have seen anything as brilliant as this device. Very well, Miss Johnson? It's Ms. You have two minutes. Please begin. It's shiny! What is that thing? Well, I like to call it my... To call it my... What are you looking at? No! I... The sun, in my eyes. Well, then let me close the blinds. Now, the name? Well, what... We can quibble about names at a later date. The point is, what I have here is special, unique. Yes. Yes, you must love it and buy it and mass produce it, and the best part is, it's got really comfy headphones. I wonder, could you lean forward just a little bit, please? Yes, thank you. Yes, they are quite comfortable. What do you hope to accomplish with this? Oh, nothing of consequence. I simply wish to crush the dreams of a poor little orphan boy! After that, it's all a little fuzzy. You mean, you haven't thought this through? Thirty seconds. Allow me to show you how it works. First, we turn it on. That's not it. Ten seconds. So where do I sign? Doris, it's all over. All our hopes and dreams dashed, like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing. You're right. Success is still ours for the taking. We must find that boy. We'll sneak this thing into the garage. You'll have all the tools you need. What about your parents? Mom never goes in there, and Dad's on a business trip until tomorrow morning. You've got till then to fix it. Well, fine, but I'm gonna need some blueprints or something for this. No worries. I got someone who could help us with that. Who dares to disturb my sanctuary? Carl, it's me. Let me in. None may enter unless they speak the royal password. Carl, what are you talking about? We don't have a password. Yes, we do. I made one up while you were gone. Well, then how am I supposed to know what it is? You... Good point. Welcome back, little buddy. So what's up with the stolen time machine? Did you find it? Apparently not, and you managed to bust this one as well. It'll be fixed before Dad gets home. And how do you suppose that's gonna... Who's that? Wow, a real robot! Hi, I'm Lewis. Well, that was unexpected. As was that. If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave. I'm not exaggerating. Well, yes, I am, but not the point. The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway. Why would my hair be a dead giveaway? That is an excellent question. Wait! Where are you going? Another excellent question. But I don't just want to sit here. Stay. But... Wow! Hey, ring my doorbell. No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell. Ring it. Ring it. Ring it. Look at this door bell. Ring it. Yes! That was accidental. That's an accidental ring. It doesn't count. It's in the rule book. Look it up. Flat head. Short roots. Evergreen. What do you mean, don't go to the family? How can we not go to the family in this time of family crisis? By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen, and now the entire time stream could be altered! That and someone took my bike. Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out. First, we keep Lewis in the garage, away from everybody. I show up and give him the pep talk of the century. Then he fixes the time machine. Why is it an acorn? I didn't have time to sculpt everything. Okay, now, the time machine is fixed. His confidence in inventing is restored. He goes back to the science fair, fixes his Memory Scanner, thus restoring the space-time continuum. What about taking him back to see his mom? I just told him that to buy some time. Oh, yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face. Trust me. I got it under control. Wilbur Robinson never fails. But on the slight chance that I do... On the slight chance, yeah. You know what? I'll run the numbers. What is it? Well, it's not... It doesn't pertain to anything in... You know, there's not necessarily... There's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist. What? And I didn't want to tell you, but I did. I won't exist? And where does that leave me? Alone, rusting in a corner. What am I worried about? Now, blueprints? If this thing ever blows over, I really gotta get away from you and get some quiet time. What's... Well, hey, there, little fella! Now, I know what you're thinking, and my clothes are not on backwards. My head is! Oh, I used to tell that one to my science students. They didn't laugh, either. Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head? Well, Lewis, but... Lewis, huh? Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen any teeth around here, have you? Teeth? Yeah, my teeth. Been digging holes all day. Can't find them anywhere. All right, look, old man, I need to get back to the garage. Wilbur left me down there, and I wasn't supposed to leave, and these monsters... Monsters? ... attacked me on the porch and... There's no monsters on the porch, you ninny. Listen to me! Of course, I also didn't think there was a woodchuck living on my arm, and lookie there! Hope he ain't got rabies. Old man, I need to get to the garage! Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy. I know a shortcut. Welcome to the garage. Well, I'm completely lost. Hiya, Grandpa. Hey, Aunt Billie. Lewis and me are looking for the garage. We have a garage? Apparently so. Lewis, will you give me a hand and time my race? Okay, Gaston, my toy train's ready for you. That's a toy train? On your mark, get set, go? 3.7 seconds. I win! Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints. Lewis? And five and six and seven and eight. That's Uncle Joe. He works out. Keep those tummies tucked. This isn't the garage. I know. I don't think the garage is in here, either. Egads! A very grave matter, indeed. That's Uncle Art. A real superhero? Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy, needs a large cheese-and-sausage thin-crust? I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free. He's a... Pizza delivery guy. Lewis? What are we doing up here? Looking for the garage. Oh, yeah! Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma! Lighten up, sis! Lasz, I mean it! Children, please! Your mother is trying to take a nap. What is all the yelling out here? He started it! She started it! I don't want to hear any more! Now, sweetie... Don't you "sweetie" me! I'm going for a drive! That's strange. She usually takes the Harley. Lewis! I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies. Bake them cookies, Lucille! Why is your dog wearing glasses? Oh, 'cause his insurance won't pay for contacts. That's Uncle Spike, and there's Uncle Dimitri. Oh, look, there's... That's the monster! Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty. Nice to meet you. Hey, Lefty, any idea how to get to the garage? Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet. Who? Wilbur's mom, Franny. I think you'll like her. Hey, guys! You ask me over And over and over Have you seen My peacock-feathered hat? Frogs? Taught them everything they know. Franny, this is Lewis. Nice to meet you, ma'am. Perfect timing. We need someone on maracas. Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that Even though you've him, her, me And an army searching I've got a feeling You will be reeling When you are bad And the circus comes to town Grandpa, I think I found your teeth. And you see me leaving Dressed up as a magician Or something like that Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back! Ring-a-ding-ding. All right! Right. Well, glad I could help with the teeth, but, wow, look at the time. Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage! I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family, and I... You met my family? Pop quiz. Who have you met, and what have you learnt? Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she... Cranky? Yes. Tallulah and Laszlo are their children. Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler. Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to. Neither do we. Go on. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like? Tom Selleck. Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. You're forgetting something. Forgetting? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius. And nobody realised you were from the past? Nope. Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause. Thank you very much. Doris, get it off! Get it off! I've got you now. Lewis! No, Lewis is my stupid roommate. My name's Mike Yagoobian. People call me Goob, but today, everyone that beat me up called me "puke face" and "butterfingers" and "booger breath." Nice to see that they're branching out. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... Well, I was just looking for Lewis. Try the roof. He's always up there being dumb. Of course. Why didn't I think of that? Mr Steak, you're my only friend. Game didn't go so well, huh? No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning, and I missed the winning catch. Then I got beat up. Afterwards, Coach took me aside and told me to let it go. I don't know. He's probably right. No! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't. Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you. Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things. Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go. What? Where is that boy? Good idea! Separate and look for clues. Look, my dear! Look what I found! It's a stick. Now, what did you find? Yes. Yes, I see. Time travel residue next to DNA from Wilbur Robinson. That plus my stick must mean... To the future! Shotgun! I don't even know what I'm doing. Keep moving forward. I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me. Keep moving forward. And what if I can't fix this? What are we gonna do? Keep moving forward. Why do you keep saying that? And don't just say, Keep moving forward. It's my dad's motto. Why would his motto be keep moving forward? It's what he does. What's that supposed to mean? That is an excellent question. Robinson Industries, the world's leading scientific-research-and-design factory. My dad runs the company. They mass produce his inventions. His motto, "Keep moving forward." It's what he does. What has he invented? Everything. Carl, the time machine, the travel tubes. Your dad invented the time machine? Yep. Five years ago, Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. He wants to build a time machine, so he starts working. We're talking plans. We're talking scale models. We're talking prototypes. That's a prototype? The very first, or what's left of it. Yikes. Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house. Prototypes two and three, not much better. Number six, 58, 212, 485, and they all end the same way. But he doesn't give up. Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat. He keeps working and working until finally he gets it, the first working time machine. Then he keeps working and working until finally he gets it again, the second working time machine. Kind of small. I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons. This, my friend, is merely a model because, unfortunately, time machine number two is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy. Pretty amazing story, huh? Yeah. Now, are you ready to start working? I think that's it. I did it! I knew you could. Nice work, my friend. Well, you know what they say! Keep moving... Don't say it! Boys! Dinner time! Not now, Mom! If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you! We'd better get up there. Let's get that boy! Sit here? But I want to look, too. A mini-Doris! I didn't even know you could do that. It's so cute. Let's take her out for a spin. Sorry. Teamwork. Sorry. Sorry! There you are. Now, to lure him out of the house. I know! I'll blow it up! Yes! Yes, and... No. No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead. Oh! I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes! Yes, it's so evil! I don't know how to do that. I don't really need a duck. This may be harder than I thought. Hey, ring my doorbell. No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell. That doorbell will give you a rash. Yes! I'm two for two, man. If they don't do it on purpose, it doesn't count. Come on. Read your rule book. You know what? You can take your rule book and shove it right... I don't believe in fretting or grieving Why mess around with strife? Guess I was cut out To step out and strut out Give me the simple life Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served. Dinner is served. Dinner is served. Hooray! Italian food. I want a sloppy joe! Oh, Billie, could you please pass the gravy? Coming to you, big girl. Reminds me of the time my meatball pizza staved off civil war on the black moon of Keward. Where's my sloppy joe? Thank you for the gravy, Aunt Billie. We gotta talk. How about some gravy? Over here. Why is the kid still here? Any of this ring a bell? Science fair, Memory Scanner, a time stream that needs fixing? Temporary setback. He's just having a little confidence issue. You want me to talk to him? No. I give a mean back rub. No. Shiatsu? No. Feng shui. No. I've got it under control. So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class? No. Yes. Yes. No. Well, yes and no. Lewis is a new transfer student. Yeah. Where are you from, Lewis?

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