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Canada? I think you mean North Montana. Hasn't been called Canada in years. Do you know Sam Gundersen? It's a big country. State. I wonder if you're related. Maybe if he took his hat off. Oh, good idea. Then we can see if he has the family cowlick. He can't, because he's got bad hat-hair. Oh, nonsense. A North Montana man doesn't care about hat-hair. Let's see the cowlick! All right, everyone, hold your horses. Lewis, do you mind? I'm afraid this isn't gonna stop otherwise. But... And so it begins. Now, don't be shy. We're all family here. Surely, that is not the best you can do. Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough. Your words do not threaten me, brother. Then enough


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words. Now the real battle begins. Your meatballs are useless against me. Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage! No! That's right. I did it. Is dinner like this every night? No, yesterday, we had meatloaf. Okay, gang, time for the second course. And what goes better with meatballs than P.B. and J? Hey, that's just like... Stupid... Carl? Is everything all right? We're just experiencing bugs. Just what the doctor ordered. My friend Lewis is an inventor. He can fix it. Wilbur, you know I can't. Come on. Give it a try. You don't understand what's at stake here. Uncle Joe's seen the toast! We're past the point of no return! If he doesn't get P.B. and J... We all pay! I don't know. You would really be helping us out, Lewis. Please. One dragonfly on the rocks, please, Mr Barkeep. Hey, hey, Frankie, baby, you gotta tell us one of your jokes. Yeah, Frankie. How about that one with the bullfrog? All right, you bozos. Have to get that boy out of the house. Sorry. Wait! So I turn to the bullfrog, and you know what I says? Talking frogs with their own little outdoor bar, and so smartly dressed! Perfect! I says, Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't. Frankie, you're a riot. I gotta go pee! I love it. You bunch of goons. That's a good buzz. What the... Yes! You are now under my control. I am now under your control. Stop laughing. Stop laughing. Don't repeat everything I say. I won't repeat everything you say. Excellent. Excellent. Did you just say, Excellent," because I said, Excellent"?" No. Excellent. Excellent. So, Mr Fix-it, how's it looking? Pretty good, Mrs Robinson. I've recalibrated the dispensing conduits and aligned the ejection mechanism and... There he is, that repulsive, half-witted fool! Now, my slave, seize the boy. Bring him to me. Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him! Well, it's just that there's a million people over there, and I have little arms. I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through. Master? Master? Okay, that should do it. It's so exciting. Let her rip, Lewis! Quickly. Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer. Everybody ready? Go, Carl. Yeah! Is it gonna work? Oh, no! No! I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You failed! And it was awesome! Exceptional! Outstanding! I've seen better. From failing, you learn. From success, not so much. If I gave up every time I failed, I never would have made the meatball cannon. I never would have made my fireproof pants. Still working out the kinks. Like my husband always says... Keep moving Keep moving Stop Okay, talking frog, not a good minion. Need another henchman, something large, not too bright. Something that won't talk back. What is he still doing here? Get rid of him. Oh, my noggin. Hey, what are you doing? Get your lousy mitts off of me! You're gonna regret this! Wait! Wait! Don't move. That's it! I wonder if I should tell Doris. No, I'll make it a surprise. All right, everyone, quiet down. Quiet down. I propose a toast to Lewis and his brilliant failure. May it lead to success in the future. Gosh, you're all so nice. If I had a family, I... I'd want them to be just like you. Oh, well, then, to Lewis! To Lewis! To Lewis! Yeah! Come on, Lewis! Good show, buddy! What if Louis Armstrong said, I can't?" You think he'd have walked on the moon? Dear, Louis Armstrong was a singer. What did he mean, if he had a family? Oh, Lewis is an orphan. Orphan? Oh, no! Big boy! Get up, you pansy! What a great plan! Go back in time and steal a dinosaur. Oh, Doris will be so proud of me. Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaur? Because we don't. What are you talking about? He's standing right here. Oh, no! No, you can't eat him! I need him alive. Choo-chew on this! Lewis! Ready, aim, fire! Got you! You messed with the wrong family! Ding-dong! Pizza's here! No! Okay, everybody, this dino's deep-dished. Run! Oh! He ate Carl! Help us! Help! Help! Oh, goodness! Oh, no. Incoming! Run! Now, go get that boy! What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy? I have a big head... ...and little arms. I'm just not sure... ...how well this plan was thought through. Master? Stupid, stupid, stupid! Bowler Hat Guy! Him you can eat. Lewis, run! Wilbur! No! Oh, no! Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes. Nice catch. Nice meatball shooting! Guess we made a pretty good team, huh? Yeah, guess we did. Are you boys all right? We're good, Mom. Yeah, didn't you see us take out that dinosaur? Oh, man! It was so cool, Mom! Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't... Oh, Lewis, it's okay. I'm really happy you're safe. Your head. What? It's just a bruise, Lewis. You all sacrificed so much for me. Well, of course. You are a special kid. One of a kind. Okay, you should get him out of here before something really bad happens. Silly, silly robot. I've got it all under control. Okay, everybody, it's been a long, hard day filled with emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights, so why don't you all hit the hay, and Lewis and me will get going? Do you have to go now? I mean, you know, it's getting late. Maybe Lewis could spend the night. Mom, maybe some other time, okay? Well, any time you want to come over, you just come over. Mom. The truth is, we love having you. We really have to go. No. No, you don't. You have to stay. I mean, who would be a better family for you than us? What do you say, Lewis? Do you want to be a Robinson? You want to adopt me? Yeah! Yes! Okay, it's true. I'm from the past. Now you know the big secret. Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring him here? That is an excellent question. Please, don't get mad at Wilbur. He was just being a good friend. Lewis, I am so sorry, but you have to go. What? You just said... I know what I said. I'm from the past. So what? Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're... You're a great kid, and we would never do anything to hurt you, but I'm sorry. You have to go back to your own time. Yeah, about that, one of the time machines is broken, and the other one was stolen by a guy with a bowler hat, which kind of explains the dino. I'm calling your father. Wait. If I have to leave, can I at least go back and find my mom? Wilbur promised. You promised what? I was never gonna do it. I swear! You lied to me? No! Yes. Lewis! Lewis, wait! I can't believe I was dumb enough to actually believe you were my friend! I am your friend! Mister, you're grounded till you die. Oh, yes, Doris, it is a shame. All he wants to do is go back in time to meet the mother he never knew, but they won't let him. We'd let him, though. Too bad we don't have a time machine. Oh, wait. We do. Bowler Hat Guy? Hello, Lewis. What do you want? To make your dream come true. All you have to do is put Humpty Dumpty back together again, and we'll take you back to find your mommy. Lewis! Let's just talk about this, Lewis. Come on! I know you're around here somewhere. Lewis! I can't imagine why you're so interested in this piece of junk. That's for me to know and you to find out. Now, show me how to work this thing. It doesn't work. Never did. Well, supposing it did, and if one were presenting the invention to, say, a board of directors for a very large invention company, where might one find the On" switch?" Hypothetically speaking, of course. All right, first, you turn this knob twice, then push this red button, and that's it. It's pretty easy. What a stupid way to turn it on! Okay, take me to see my mom now. Yes, of course. Doris? We had a deal! Crossies! Doesn't count. Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you. You still haven't figured it out? Figured out what? Well, let's see if this rings a bell. Father of the Future, inventor extraordinaire, Keep moving forward? That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad. Are you saying that I'm Wilbur's dad? Give the boy a prize. You grew up to be the founder of this wretched time, so I plan to destroy your destiny. Easy peasy, rice and cheesy. Well... So if I'm Wilbur's dad... Keep going. If I'm Wilbur's dad... Yes, thank you, we've established that. But what does that have to do with you? Allow me to shed some light on the subject. My old room! I think you mean our old room. What? Yes! Yes, it is I, Mike Yagoobian! I know. I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it. How did you end up like this? Well, it's a long and pitiful story about a young boy with a dream, a dream of winning a Little League championship, a dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me. Get him! If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball! And we would have won! Do you understand? For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me. Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14. This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson. Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder. Hey, Goob, wanna come over to my house today? They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left, except me. Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco. Robinson reaches out to... It's new name, Robinson Industries. Cornelius Robinson! Cornelius Robinson is now... Now here's another amazing... It was then that I realised it wasn't my fault. It was yours. If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch, so I devised a brilliant plan to get my revenge. Robinson, you stink! Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries, I met her. We retreated to our villainous lair, where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe. Apparently, you invented her to be a Helping Hat, a slave to humankind, but Doris knew she was capable of so much more. However, you didn't see her true potential. Got it. So you shut her down, or so you thought. We both had a score to settle with you, and while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris' was... Well, we went with Doris', but I made a very, very important contribution. Together we made the perfect team. Wilbur! Make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage. Yeah, Mom. I went to your house, snuck in the garage and stole the time machine, all thanks to that pointy-haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door. And now all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own. But you have no idea what that could do to this future! I don't care. I just want to ruin your life. Goob, I had no idea. Shut up! And don't call me Goob! How many evil villains do you know who can pull off a name like Goob? Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad, but don't blame me. You messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was let go of the past and keep moving forward. Let's see. Take responsibility for my own life or blame you. Blame you wins hands down!" This is gonna be the best day of my life! Doris, would you be a dear and open the hatch for me, please? No! Well, I hate to foil your evil plan and run, but ta-ta! But... I bet you're glad to see me. That's for not locking the garage door. You know about that? I know everything. You gotta admit, this will be a great story to tell me someday. Look at that, boys. We're almost home free. Oh, no! Take a good look around, boys, because your future is about to change. Lewis, you have to fix the time machine. No. No, I can't. What about your dad? You could call him. You are my dad. But that's in the future. There won't be a future unless you fix the time machine. Look, I messed up. I left the garage unlocked, and I've tried like crazy to fix things.

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