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MIKE: That's it. I'm out of ideas. Air balloon, too expensive. Giant slingshot, too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.
MIKE: No. Can't think. Can't think. Flatliner. Flatlining.
SULLEY: Mike? I think she's getting tired.
MIKE: Well, then why don't you
find someplace for it to sleep
while I think of a plan!
SULLEY: Are you sleepy? Wanna sleep? Is that what you want? OK. I'll make a nice little area for you to. No. Hey, that's my bed. You're gonna get your germs all over it. Fine. My chair's more comfortable anyway. What? It's just a closet. Will you go to sleep? Hey, that looks like Randall. Randall's your monster. You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you. Oh, boy, how do I explain this? It's empty. See? No monster in here. Well, now there is. But I'm not gonna scare you. I'm off duty. OK. How about I sit here until you fall asleep? Go ahead. Go to sleep. Now. Now go. You go to sleep. Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
MIKE: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me!
SULLEY: What if we just put her back in her door?
think about it. We send her back,
everything goes back to normal
MIKE: Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking. Sulley, I think that given the circumstance I've been extremely forgiving till now. But that is a horrible idea. Are we gonna march in public with that thing? Then I guess we waltz right up to the factory, right? I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory. Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights and some chair fabric are not gonna fool anyone. Think about names. Loch Ness. Bigfoot. The Abominable Snowman. They all got one thing in common. Banishment! We could be next.
SULLEY: Don't panic. We can do this.
MIKE: How you doing, Frank?
FRANK: Hey, guys.
SULLEY: Everything's going to be OK.
CDA 1: Number one wants this dusted for prints.
CDA 2: Careful with that.
CDA 3: I got a good view. A little lower.
This was recovered at the scene.
SULLEY: Don't panic.
MIKE: Don't tell me not to.
SULLEY: Keep it together.
MIKE: It's not OK.
CDA 1: Could be contaminated.
WATERNOOSE: Gentlemen, safety is our number-one concern. If there's anything that. Not now. I'm. Oh,
hello, little one. Where did you come from?
SULLEY: Mr. Waternoose!
WATERNOOSE: James, is this one yours?
SULLEY: Actually, that's my cousin's sister's, daughter, sir.
MIKE: Yeah, it's. Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.
WATERNOOSE: Must have missed the memo. Well, listen, James, why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch and give us that scare demonstration?
SULLEY: Yeah. Oh, sir.
CDA 2: Mr. Waternoose?
WATERNOOSE: Yes, yes. I'm coming. I'll see you this afternoon, James. That is, if these gentlemen haven't shut us down.
SULLEY: Oh, boy.
A scare demo. That is great.
Why am I the last to know? We could bring your cousin's sister's daughter. She'll be a big hit.
CDA 2: Halt. Hold him down.
MIKE: Come on. The coast is clear. OK. All we have to do is get rid of that thing. So wait here while I get its card.
SULLEY: She can't stay here. This is the men's room.
MIKE: That is the weirdest thing you've ever said. Look.
It loves it here. It's dancing with joy.
I'll be right back with its door key.
SULLEY: That's a cute little dance. It almost looks like you've got to. Oh! Are you done in there? Sorry, sorry. OK. You're finished now, right? Hello?
SULLEY: Where did she go? Did she disappear? Did she turn invisible? I just have no idea. Gotcha.
SULLEY: Hey, you're good.
MIKE: Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Roz, my tender oozing blossom.
You're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?
Tell me, it's a new haircut. New makeup. You had a lift. You had a tuck. You had something. Something has been inserted in your skin that makes you look like. I need a favor. Randall was working late last night on the scare floor. I need the key for the door he was using.
ROZ: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
MIKE: He didn't. No paperwork?
ROZ: This office is now closed.
SULLEY: Ready or not, here I come. I'm getting warmer. Any second now. Fee, fi, fo.
MIKE: What are you doing?
SULLEY: I'm looking for the kid.
MIKE: You lost it?
SULLEY: No, no. She was just. Here she is. Hey. What's the matter?
RANDALL: I already told your buddies.
CDA 1: All right. Carry on.
JEFF FUNGUS: Randall. Thank goodness. What are we gonna do about the child?
It's on the front page. The child.
The one you were after.
RANDALL: Be quiet. Don't you think I'm aware of the situation? I was up all night trying to find it.
JEFF FUNGUS: I did a calculation factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. The child may have escaped !
RANDALL: Until we know for sure we're gonna act like nothing happened. Get the machine running. I'll take care of the kid. When I find whoever let it out, they're dead. Why are you still here? Come on, go! Move! Now!
JEFF FUNGUS: I'm not here.
SULLEY: They're gone.
MIKE: This is bad, so very bad.
SULLEY: What were they talking about, machine?
MIKE: Who cares?
SULLEY: All we have to do is call her door and send her home.
MIKE: Right. We're just two regular Joes on our way to work. We will blend right in.
SULLEY: Top of the morning.
SMITTY: What's shakin', bacon?
SULLEY: Did you lose weight? Or a limb? You have her card key, right?
MIKE: Of course. I told you I'd get her card key. I went and got it. Now I have her card key. OK. Here we go.
SULLEY: Take care of yourself. Try not to run through any more closets. Mike, that's not her door.
MIKE: Of course it's her door.
SULLEY: No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it.
MIKE: It must have been dark last night because this is its door. Hey, you hear that? Sounds like fun in there. Send me a postcard, kid. That's Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowski, you-got-your-life-back Lane. Very good. Now bon voyage. Bye-bye. Look at the stick. See the stick? Go get the stick. Go fetch.
SULLEY: Mike, this isn't Boo's door.
MIKE: Boo? What's Boo?
SULLEY: That's what I decided to call her. There a problem?
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2 just don't get scared
3 best birthday ever
4 think about it
5 put that thing back
6 you're about to see
7 make her laugh
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