CAPTAIN HOOK: Tiger Lily, Smee!
MR. SMEE: Tiger Lily, Captain?
CAPTAIN HOOK: The Chief's daughter. She'll know where Pan is hiding.
MR. SMEE: But, but will he talk, Captain?
CAPTAIN HOOK: Oh, a little persuasion might be in order. Now let me see. Boiling in oil? Keelhauling? Marooning? A pirate's life is a wonderful life You'll find adventure and sport But live every minute for all that is in it The life of a pirate is short Oh, the life.
MR. SMEE: Now let me see, where was I? Oh, dear, dear, dear Captain Hook. Shooting a man in the middle of his cadenza? It ain't good form, you know.
CAPTAIN HOOK: "Good form," Mr Smee? Blast good form! Did Pan show good form when he did this to me?
MR. SMEE: Why, Captain, cutting your hand off was only a childish prank, you might say.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Aye! But throwing it to the crocodile! That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well he's followed me ever since, licking his chops for the rest of me.
MR. SMEE: And he'd have had you by now, Captain if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock. But now when he's about, he warns ya as ya might say with his tick-tock.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Smee? Oh, save me, Smee! Please, don't let him get me, Smee! Please, don't let him get me, Smee! Smee! Here now, shame on ya.
MR. SMEE: Upsettin' the poor Captain. There'll be no handouts today. Shoo now, shoo! Go on, go on, off it. Off with ya, I say, go away, go away, out of here.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Is he gone, Smee?
MR. SMEE: Aye, Captain, all clear. Nothin' to worry about.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Oh, Smee, Smee. I can't stand it any longer. I tell you, I can't.
MR. SMEE: Now, Captain. Just relax. What you need is a shave. A nice soothing shave. There now. Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life Asailing over the sea Give me a career as a. Captain, you know, I can't help noticin' you just ain't been your usual jolly self of late. Give me a career as a buccaneer And the crew's gettin' a might uneasy, Captain. That is, what's left of it. Now, why don't we put to sea, see? Leave Never Land. Forget Peter Pan. There now! Give me a career as a buccaneer We'd all be a lot happier, not to mention a lot healthier. Captain? Oh, dear! I never shaved him this close before. Now, don't worry, Captain. It must be somewhere about.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Get up, you idiot!
MR. SMEE: Aye, aye, sir. Ooh! I found it, Captain. Good as new.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Why, you blithering blockhead!
PIRATE: Peter Pan ahoy!
CAPTAIN HOOK: What? What? Where away?
PIRATE: Three points off the starboard bow!
CAPTAIN HOOK: Swoggle me eyes! It is Pan! Headed this way with some more of those scurvy brats! Mr Smee, pipe up the crew!
MR.SMEE: Aye, aye, sir. Uh, pipe up the crew. Uh, pipe up the crew. All hands on deck! All hands on deck! All hands on deck! All hands on deck!
CAPTAIN HOOK: Look alive, you swabs! We've got him this time, Mr Smee.
MR.SMEE: That we have, Captain.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Man the Long Tom, you bilge rats! I've waited years for this.
MR. SMEE: That's not countin' the holidays either.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Double the powder and shorten the fuse! Shorten the powder and double the fuse! A pretty sight, Mr. Smee. We'll pot 'em like sitting ducks. All right, men! Range 42. MR. SMEE: "Range 42."
CAPTAIN HOOK: Elevation 65.
MR. SMEE: "Elevation 65."
CAPTAIN HOOK: Three degrees west.
MR. SMEE: "Three degrees west."
CAPTAIN HOOK: Steady now! Steady!
WENDY: Oh, Peter, it's just as I've always dreamed it would be. Oh, look, John, there's Mermaid Lagoon. By Jove!
JOHN: And the Indian encampment!
MICHAEL: Oh, look, there's Captain Hook and the pirates.
PETER PAN: Look out! Quick, Tink, take Wendy and the boys to the island. I'll stay here and draw Hook's fire. Hook! Hook! You codfish! Here!
WENDY: Tinker Bell? Not so fast. Please, Tinker Bell. We can't keep up with you. Tinker Bell! Wait!
SLIGHTLY: Ouch! So!
TWINS: Who ya shovin'? Who ya shovin'?
CUBBY: You! TWINS: That's who! I'll show you!
SLIGHTLY: Huh? Orders from Pan? Hold it, men!
NIBS: What's the orders, Tink?
CUBBY: A terrible what?
SLIGHTLY: Wendy Bird.
CUBBY: "Wendy Bird"?
TWINS: Flying this way? Uh,
CUBBY: Pan's orders are... What? Smash it?
SLIGHTLY: Kick it?
TWINS: Stomp it? Stomp it?
LOST BOYS: Oh! Shoot it down! Shoot it down! Yeah! Yeah, shoot it down! Come on, follow Tink! Follow Tink! Let's go! Yeah, come on. Let's go then! We're gonna get 'er!