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| Quotes Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party. Evening, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner. Fine-smelling beignets. Going to be the house specialty once I sign those papers y'all brought. Yes. About that. You were outbid. What? A fellow came in, offered the full amount in cash. Unless you can top his offer by Wednesday... You can kiss that place goodbye. You know how long it took me to save that money? Exactly! Which is why a |
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little woman of your background would have had her hands full trying to run a big business like that. No, you're better off where you're at. Now, wait a minute... Love those beignets, though. Now, hold on there! You come back... Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming with those man-catching... What happened? I... I just... You poor dear. Oh, Prince Naveen, we'll be right back, sugar! I got just the dress for you. Tia, honey, did you see the way he danced with me? A marriage proposal can't be far behind. Thank you, Evening Star! You know, I was starting to think that wishing on stars was just for babies and crazy people. Look at you. Aren't you just as pretty as a magnolia in May? Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls dreaming our fairy tale dreams, and tonight they're finally coming true. Well, back into the fray. Wish me luck! Oh, Naveen... Almost Almost there People would have come from everywhere I was almost there I cannot believe I'm doing this. Please, please, please. Very funny. So what now? I reckon you want a kiss? Kissing would be nice, yes? I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I did not mean to scare you. I... Wait, no, no, no! Wait. Hold on a sec... You have a very strong arm, Princess. Okay, please! Put the monkey down. Stay back or I'll... Please, please, please. Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Prince Naveen of Maldonia. Prince? But I didn't wish for any... Hold on. If you're the prince, then who was that waltzing with Lottie on the dance floor? All I know is one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting a rug, and then the next thing I know, I am tripping over these. Wait, wait, wait, wait! I know this story! The Frog Prince? Yes! My mother had the servants read this to me every night. Yes, yes, yes! This is exactly the answer! You must kiss me. Excuse me? You will enjoy, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come. We pucker. That's new. Look, I'm sorry. I'd really like to help you, but I just do not kiss frogs. Wait a sec, but on the balcony, you asked me. I didn't expect you to answer! But you must kiss me. Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, okay, I also happen to come from a fabulously wealthy family. Surely I could offer you some type of reward, a wish I could grant, perhaps? Yes? Just one kiss? Just one, unless you beg for more. Okay, Tiana, you can do this. You can do this. Just a little kiss. Just a little kiss. Okay. TIANA: You don't look that much different, but how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here in all this... Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic! What did you do to me? I'm green and I'm slimy! No! No, no, no, that is not slime. What? You are secreting mucus. You... You... Hey, Stella! Get them frogs! Run! I can't run. I'm a frog! Then hop! Down, boy. Down, monster dog! En garde! NAVEEN: Look out! Out of the way! TIANA: Oh, no! Where are we going? Excuse me! TIANA: I can't see a thing! NAVEEN: Neither can I! Wait! Stella! Going up! Stella, it's me, Tiana! Tiana? Stella just talked to me. The dog just spoke to me! You know, if you're going to let every little thing bother you, it's going to be a very long night! Oh, dear. Oh! You're so quiet. You let him go? The poor devil was gasping, so I loosened the lid ever so slightly. Now how did I ever get tangled up in all this voodoo madness? I can't go through with this! You wear this ghastly thing! Careful with that! Anything happens to this, I'm going to be... Fun fact about voodoo, Larry. Can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it. That's true. Aren't you tired of living on the margins while all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance? Yes. I am. All you got to do is marry Big Daddy's little princess, and we'll be splitting that juicy La Bouff fortune right down the middle. 60-40, like I said. Hmm. Yeah. But what about Naveen? Your little slip-up will be a minor bump in the road, so long as we've got the prince's blood in this. Yes. TIANA: Voodoo? You mean to tell me this all happened because you were messing with the Shadow Man? He was very charismatic. It serves me right for wishing on stars. The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work. Hard work? Why would a princess need to work hard? Huh? Oh! I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress. A waitress? Well, no wonder the kiss did not work. You lied to me! No, I... I never said I was a princess. You never said that you were a waitress! You... You were wearing a crown! It was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy! Oh, yes? Well, the egg is on your face, all right? Because I do not have any riches. What? I am completely broke! Uh-oh. You said you were fabulously wealthy! No. My parents are fabulously wealthy, but they cut me off for being a... Leech! Leech! You're broke, and you had the gall to call me a liar? It was not a lie. I fully... Run! I fully intend to be rich again. Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff. If she will have me. You're a prince? Obviously. She'll have you. All right, then. Once you two are married, you are going to keep your promise and get me my restaurant, right? Not so fast. I made that promise to a beautiful princess, not a cranky... Why are those logs moving? TIANA: Those aren't logs. I got dibs on the big one. ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go? ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go? ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first! ALLIGATOR 4: Come here, you plump, tasty morsel! ALLIGATOR 3: That's my tail, pea brain! ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go? Come on! NAVEEN: Psst! Lower the vine. Find your own tree. There he is! I see him! I see him! All right. Look, look. Help me get out of this swamp, and once I marry Charlotte, I shall get you your restaurant. You're going to taste so good basted and battered and fried! Quick, quick! Pull me up! ALLIGATOR 1: You can hop, but you can't hide. ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night. NAVEEN: Well, waitress, looks like we're going to be here for a while. So we may as well get comfortable. TIANA: Keep your slimy self away from me! I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus! TIANA: Rise and shine, sleeping beauty! Gators are gone. What? We got to get back to New Orleans and undo this mess you got us into. I was not the one parading around with a phony-baloney tiara. Music to paddle by. I could use a little help. Oh! I will play a little louder. How about a little less picking and a... I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues! Play it, brother! Oh, yeah! Where you been all my life? Where did you learn to play like that? Why, the bayou's the best jazz school in the world. All the greats play the riverboats. Old Louis would give anything to be up there jamming with the big boys. Why don't you? Oh, I tried once. It didn't end well. Uh-huh. It has been a real pleasure meeting you, Louis. And thank you kindly for not eating us, but we best be on our way. Where... Where y'all going? To find somebody to break this spell. What spell? Brace yourself, my scaly friend. We are not frogs. We are humans. Y'all serious? I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia. And she is Tiana, the waitress. Do not kiss her. Now, just a second. This goon here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo man, and now... Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do? Mama who-dee? Mama Odie. She the voodoo queen of the bayou. She got magic and spells, all kind of hoodoo. Could you take us to her? Could you take us to her? Through the deepest, darkest part of the bayou? Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes and trappers and hunters with guns? No. Watch and learn. Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you with your dream. If only you were smaller, less toothy, you could play jazz to adoring crowds without scaring them. Anyway, enjoy your loneliness, my friend. Cute, but it's not going to... Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea! What if I ask Mama Odie to turn me human? Louis! You are a genius! Hallelujah! If I were a human being I'd head straight for New Orleans And I'd blow this horn so hot and strong Like no one they've ever seen You heard of Louis Armstrong Mr. Sidney Bechet All those boys gonna step aside when they hear this old ex-gator play Listen Oh, yeah! When I'm human as I hope to be I'm gonna blow this horn till the cows come home And everyone's gonna bow down to me Thank you, thank you. Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby. When I'm myself again I want just the life I had A great big party every night That doesn't sound too bad A redhead on my left arm A brunette on my right A blonde or two to hold the candles Now that seems just about right Eh, Louis? Life is short When you're done, you're done we're on this earth to have some fun And that's the way things are Tell it, brother! When I'm human, and I'm gonna be I'm gonna tear it up like I did before And that's a royal guarantee You are getting married! Oh, right. I'll just have to leave a string of broken hearts behind me! Your modesty becomes you and your sense of responsibility I've worked hard for everything I've got
And that's the way it's supposed to be When I'm a human being at least I'll act like one If you do your best each and every day Good things are sure to come your way What you give is what you get My daddy said that and I'll never forget And I commend it to you when we're human when we're human And we're gonna be And we're gonna be I'm gonna blow my horn I'm gonna live the high life I'm gonna do my best to take my place in the sun When we're When we're Human Human CHARLOTTE: Prince Naveen, dear, I am positively mortified you had to endure that frog fiasco last night. Well, when you're next in line for the throne, you're poised like a panther, ready to expect the unexpected. Your ear? What? Oh! Those pesky mosquitoes. They're everywhere. Please. Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore the throbbing of my heart. Even though our time together has been brief, it's been heavenly! Land sakes, Prince Naveen! You got me blushing like a... Would you do me the honor of becoming Princess of Maldonia? Are you serious? As the plague. Yes! I most definitely will marry you! There's so much to plan! I mean, the guest list, the dress, the music, the flowers, the shoes... We're going to have ourselves a Mardi Gras wedding! No! What do we do now? Because somebody let our froggy prince go, Larry, I'm reduced to asking for help from my friends on the other side. Now, this restaurant of yours, is it going to have? Jambalaya, gumbo. It's going to have it all. I've always wanted to try red beans and rice, muffulettas, po' boys. Stop, Louis. You two are making me so very hungry. Interesting. What are you doing? Shh! You are frightening the food. This is harder than it looks. What? Oh, no. No, no, no. There is no way I am kissing a frog and eating a bug on the same day. No! No, no. Hello. Hold still. Stop moving! You are making this very difficult! Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my. Hang on. Old Louis got it covered. NAVEEN: No, no... TIANA: Don't... LOUIS: How's that? This could be a little better. You know what this needs? A sharp stick! Be right back. This is all your fault. My fault? My fault... Let me tell you something. I was having a wonderful time until... Coo! Well, looky here! Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend got a little carried away. Am I right? Oh, no, no! Do not be ridiculous! He's not my boyfriend! I am the Prince of Maldonia! Let me shine a little light on the situation. Excuse me. One more time now. That's more better. Yeah. It's okay, baby. I don't explode me. I ain't no firecracker! I just got my big butt glowing! That's right! The women like a man with a big back porch! Lord, you done this up real good, for sure. Now where this go to at? Hang on, Cap. I'm just going to give a little twist here. We're getting to know each other now! Won't you catch a fish? Catch one, catch two We're back in the bayou round fishin' time It's about time I introduce myself. My name Raymond, but everybody call me Ray. Pardon me, but your accent, it's funny, no? I'm a Cajun, brah. Born and bred in the bayou. Y'all must be new around here, huh? Actually, we are from a place far, far away from this world. Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport? No. No, no, no. We are people. Prince Charming here got himself turned into a frog by a voodoo witch doctor. Well, there you go. And we were on our way to Mama Odie's. We think maybe she can... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mama Odie? Y'all headed the wrong directional. Now what kind of chucklehead told y'all to go this way? I found a stick!
Watch songs from original soundtrack and other parts of movie |
 Almost There |
 Down in New Orleans |
 Dig a Little Deeper |
 Friends on the Other Side |
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 The Princess and the Frog (2009) |
 part 2 Prince Naveen of Maldonia |
 part 3 All be there for you |
 part 4 Tiana open her restaurant |