DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Ah! Dr. Jacques Von Hamsterwheel.
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Hamsterviel! It is Hamsterviel! You stole my evil genius experiments, Jumba!
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Perhaps, since you paid for experiments, the evil is yours. But genius was all mine!
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: What?! Come down here and say that!
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Funny, you are shorter than I'm remembering. But you still have twitchy nose, like gerbil.
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: I am not gerbil-like! I am hamster-like! You with your four eyes and inexplicable accent!
CAPTAIN GANTU: Ahem! Anyway, I did find this one experiment pod. Jumba refused to reveal the location of the others so I brought him to you for interrogation.
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Only one?! You incompetent fish head of a minion! I kick your stinky oversized feet! Eh! Aah! Wait. What? Interrogation? Ha! All right, you, take this! And that! Don't just stand there. Bring me a phone book!
LILO: He couldn't have gone too far. Quiet!
STITCH: Eh. Hmm. Maka maka! Sasa!
LILO: Maybe he went this way. Hey!
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: If you do not tell me where the otherexperiments can be found I will begin with the threatening!
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Your threatenings don't threaten me.
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Then I will threaten your family.
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Ha! I have no family! Ha ha ha ha!
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Perhaps I will activate the one experiment pod and leave you to its tortures.
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Experiment 625? Ohh. He has all powers the same as 626.
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Ha ha! He'll torture your little doughboy body into talking! Activate the experiment! Run! Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret. "Please let me out! I'll tell you everything!" Any second now. His pathetic screaming, begging for mercy! Any second. Should be right about now!
CAPTAIN GANTU: I don't hear anything.
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Shut up! I can't hear!
BOTH: Huh? Huh?
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Funny thing. 625 has all powers of 626. Even has advanced language programming. Unfortunately, he is also lazy coward. Heh heh heh. But makes great sandwiches.
EXPERIMENT 625: Ham or tuna?
DR. HAMSTERVIEL: Grr! I am irked!
LILO: It's on the other side of the fence. Aah!
MERTLE EDMONDS: Lilo, what are you doing here?
LILO: You're having a camp-out? But you told me everyone was sick.
MERTLE EDMONDS: We are sick... sick of you.
ALL GIRLS: Yeah!
LILO: Who needs your dumb, fakey campout anyways? We're looking for a genetic experiment from another galaxy so we can recharge a spaceship and rescue Jumba from aliens!
MERTLE EDMONDS: You're a liar.
LILO: No, I'm not. It's in your yard right over there.
MERTLE EDMONDS: That's a bug electrocuter, not an alien. You and your disconfigured dog are total freaks!
ALL GIRLS: Yeah!
LILO: You can spit acid on 'em if you want to.
MERTLE EDMONDS: Run!
LILO: Come on, Stitch.
SPARKY: Hmm. Ha ha ha ha ha!
LILO: Don't let Nani hear us. It's so past my bedtime.
NANI PELEKAI: Lilo! It is so past your bedtime! And don't forget to brush your teeth! Uhh!
PLEAKLEY: One more call before bed.
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Huh? Phone.
PLEAKLEY: Hello? Is Jumba there?
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: This is he him speaking.
PLEAKLEY: Jumba! It's Jumba!
DR. JUMBA JOOKIBA: Pleakley! How did you get number for Gantu's detention cell?
PLEAKLEY: I just called the number listed here "Detention cell phone."
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