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The Sword In The Stone 7 A wizard's duel

Quotes MADAM MIM: Yes, and in my book! So, my boy, I'll give you a sporting chance. I'm mad about games, you know. Yeah, well, come on, get going, boy. You gotta keep on your toes in this game. I win! Oh, the game's over. I'll wring your scrawny little neck! MERLIN: Mim! what was you up to? MADAM MIM: Oh, Merlin! Well, you're just in time. We were playing a little game. WART: She was gonna destroy me. MADAM MIM: And just what are you gonna do about it? Want to fight? Want to have a wizard's duel? MERLIN: As you wish, madam. MADAM MIM: Well, come on, step outside. MERLIN: After you, madam. ARCHIMEDES: What's up, boy? What's going on? WART: They're havin' a wizard's duel. What's that mean? ARCHIMEDES: Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves to different things and attempt to destroy one another. But just watch, boy, just watch. You'll get the idea. MADAM MIM: Now, first of all, if you don't


 
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ARCHIMEDES: Rules indeed! Why, she only wants rules so she can break them! MADAM MIM: I'll take care of you later, featherbrain. Now, rule one, no mineral or vegetable. Only animal. Rule two, no make-believe things like, pink dragons and stuff. Now, rule three, no disappearing. MERLIN: Rule four, no cheating. MADAM MIM: All right, all right. Now, pace off ten. One, two, three, four. WART: Merlin! She disappeared! MERLIN: Now, you made the rules! WART: Change to somethin' else, Merlin. MERLIN: Give me time to think. Ah, higgety-piggety. WART: Quick, Merlin, hurry! MERLIN: Hoppity-hip-hip. Got me tail, now! Madam, just a minute. WART: This is not. Come on! Something bigger! Something smaller! MADAM MIM: Merlin! No disappearing. MERLIN: Mim? What's going on here? MADAM MIM: You big blimp! Squash me, will ya? Ah, Merlin! WART: Bravo! MERLIN: Oh, just you wait! You're gonna pay! MADAM MIM: So you want to play rough, do ya? All right, Merlin. I'll smash you good, you old crab! Jehoshaphat! MERLIN: Here I come, Mim, ready or not. MADAM MIM: Merlin, you wouldn't dare! MERLIN: Now, now, Mim! No dragons, remember? Did I say no purple dragons? Did I? I win, I win! WART: Oh, that horrible old witch! I'll peck her eyes out! ARCHIMEDES: No. WART: He's gone! ARCHIMEDES: Disappeared. MERLIN: Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I'm a germ. A rare disease. I'm called malagolintomontorosis and you caught me, Mim! MADAM MIM: What? MERLIN: First, you break out into spots. Followed by hot and cold flashes. ARCHIMEDES: Watch it, boy! MADAM MIM: You sneaky old scoundrel! MERLIN: Oh, it's not too serious, madam. Ah, you should recover in a few weeks and be as good. I mean as bad as ever. But, ah, I would suggest plenty of rest and lots and lots of sunshine! MADAM MIM: I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! I hate it! WART: You were really great, Merlin. MERLIN: It was worth it, lad, if you learned something from it. WART: Knowledge and wisdom is the real power. MERLIN: Right you are, Wart, so stick to your schooling, boy. WART: Oh, don't worry, I will, sir. I will, I really will. SIR ECTOR: Here's to victory in London for my son, Kay! SIR KAY: Sir Kay. I've been knighted, don't forget. SIR ECTOR: No-o, of course, son, of course. Ah, here's to Sir Kay. And who knows? The future king of all England! SIR KAY: Watch it, will ya? SIR PELLINORE: Kay the king? What a dreadful thought. SCULLERY MAID: Sir Ector! Sir Ector! Hobbs has come down with the mumps! Face all puffed up like a toad! SIR ECTOR: Then Kay'll need another squire, hang it all. Hmm. Wart, you're it. WART: I'm what, sir? SIR ECTOR: Kay's squire. You're going to London, boy. WART: Oh, Sir Ector! Whoa! What? Whoa! Merlin! Archimedes! Merlin, look! I'm a squire! ARCHIMEDES: Very nice, boy. MERLIN: Yes, indeed. A fine monkey suit for polishing boots. WART: It's what all the squires wear. MERLIN: And I thought you were going to amount to something! I thought you had a few brains! Great future. A stooge for that big lunk, Kay. Congratulations, boy! WART: What do you want me to be? I'm nobody. You don't know a thing about what's goin' on today. I'm lucky to be Kay's squire. MERLIN: Of all the idiotic. Blow me to Bermuda! WART: Where did he go? ARCHIMEDES: To Bermuda, I suppose. WART: Where's that? ARCHIMEDES: Oh, an island way off somewhere that hasn't been discovered yet.

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