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Toy Story 2 - Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger

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Pictures and full quotes REX: It's a what? What is it? Oh, no! MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is! HAMM: Way to go, Rex! WOODY: No, no! Turn 'em around! Turn 'em around! He's putting' 'em in backwa... Here, you're putting' 'em in backwards! Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! ANDY DAVIS: Let's go to my room, guys! SARGE: Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs! There! Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!


 
WOODY: Andy's coming! Everybody, back to your places! Hurry! Get to your places! Get to your places! MR. POTATO HEAD: Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear? REX: Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come! Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg! Quick, make a space. ANDY DAVIS: This is where the spaceship lands. And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action! Come on down, guys! It's time for games! We've got prizes!Come on down, guys! It's time for games! We've got prizes! MR. POTATO HEAD: What is it? SLINKY DOG: Can you see it? What the heck is up there? REX: Woody, who's up there with ya? SLINKY DOG: Woody? What are you doing under the bed? ANDY DAVIS: Nothing'. Nothing'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice creamToo much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake! MR. POTATO HEAD: Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. REX: Have you been replaced? WOODY: What did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced. Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big Andy's-room welcome. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command. Star Command, come in. Do you read me? Why don't they answer? My ship! Blast! This'll take weeks to repair. Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash-landed on a strange planet. The impact must've awoken me from hyper-sleep. Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. WOODY: Hello! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Whoa! WOODY: Hey! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! WOODY: Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody. And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see, the bed here. Local law enforcement. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake. WOODY: Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuel, or have you discovered crystallic fusion? Well, let's see. We got double-A's. Watch yourself! Halt! Who goes there? WOODY: Don't shoot! It's okay. REX: Friends. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Do you know these life-forms? ANDY DAVIS: Yes! They're Andy's toys. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: All right, everyone, you're clear to come up. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. REX: Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur! Why, thank you! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Now, thank you all for your kind welcome! REX: Say, what's that button do? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I'll show you. Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! SLINKY DOG: Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. MR. POTATO HEAD: Only it's. Only it sounds like a car ran over it. REX: Oh, yeah, but not like this. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? HAMM: So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Well, no. Actually, I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger CorpsAs a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance. MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool. REX: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. WOODY: You'd think they'd never seen a new toy beforeYou'd think they'd never seen a new toy before. BO PEEP: Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes MR. POTATO HEAD: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody? WOODY: It's not a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinksIt's a little light bulb that blinks. HAMM: What's with him? MR. POTATO HEAD: Laser envy. WOODY: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Toy? WOODY: T-O-Y. Toy! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger." WOODY: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys presentthere's preschool toys present. MR. POTATO HEAD: Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya? REX: Mr Lightyear, now, I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do? WOODY: He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Excuse me. HAMM: Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good! WOODY: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly. WOODY: No, you can't. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Yes, I can. WOODY: You can't. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Can. WOODY: Can't. Can't. Can't! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed! WOODY: Okay, then, Mr Light Beer, prove it. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: All right, then, I will. Stand back, everyone! To infinity and beyond! Can! HAMM: Whoa! MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh, wow, you flew magnificentlyOh, wow, you flew magnificently! BO PEEP: I found y movin' buddy.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Thank you.
Thank you all. Thank you.
WOODY: That wasn't flying!
That was falling with style.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Man, the dolls must really go for you.
Can you teach me that?
SLINKY DOG: Golly bob howdy!
WOODY: Oh, shut up!
You know, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was.
They'll see.
They'll see.
I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
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