ROBOT: Mr Lightyear wants more tape.
WOODY: Listen, Light Snack,
you stay away from Andy, he's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: What are you talking about? Where's that bonding strip?
WOODY: And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
WOODY: Okay! Well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?
Don't even think about it, cowboy.
WOODY: Oh, yeah, tough guy?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: The air isn't... toxic. How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
WOODY: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: You're mocking me, aren't you?
WOODY: Oh, no, no. No, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Where?
SLINKY DOG: It's Sid! Don't move!
HAMM: I thought he was at summer camp.
REX: They must've kicked him out early this year.
HAMM: Oh, no, not Sid! Incoming!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Who is it this time?
WOODY: I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
LENNY: Right here, Woody.
REX: Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
WOODY: Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: What's going on?
WOODY: Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I'd better take a look anyway. Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
WOODY: That's why, Sid.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Sure is a hairy fellow.
WOODY: No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. That is Sid.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: You mean that happy child?
MR. POTATO HEAD: That ain't no happy child.
REX: He tortures toys, just for fun!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Well, then we've got to do something.
BO PEEP: What are you doing? Get down from there!
I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
WOODY: Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Be careful with that! It's extremely dangerous.
LENNY: He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt! Look out!
SID PHILLIPS: Yes! He's gone! He's history!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I could've stopped him.
WOODY: Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
BO PEEP: The sooner we move the better. Yeah!
ANDY DAVIS: To infinity and beyond!
MRS. DAVIS: All this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, oh, Pizza Planet?
ANDY DAVIS: Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
MRS. DAVIS: Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.
Can I bring some toys?
MRS. DAVIS: You can bring one toy.
ANDY DAVIS: Just one?
WOODY: One toy? Will Andy pick me? "Don't count on it"? Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness. We've got trouble!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Trouble? Where?
WOODY: Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy, it's trapped, Buzz!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Then we've no time to lose. I don't see anything!
WOODY: Oh, he's there! Just, just keep looking! What kind of toy...
MR. POTATO HEAD: I don't see him in the driveway.
SLINKY DOG: I think he bounced into Sid's yard! Oh! Buzz!
REX: Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to say something. What is it, boy?
MR. POTATO HEAD: He's saying that this was no accident.
BO PEEP: What do you mean?
MR. POTATO HEAD: I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed
SLINKY DOG: No!
MR. POTATO HEAD: ...by Woody!
BO PEEP: What?
WOODY: Wait a minute.
You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window,
do you? Potato Head?
MR. POTATO HEAD: That's Mr Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!
WOODY: Now, it was an accident, guys. Come on. Now, you, you gotta believe me.
MR. POTATO HEAD: We believe ya, Woody.
SLINKY DOG: Right, Rex?
I don't like confrontations!
SARGE: Where is your honor, dirt bag? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Hey! You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that
Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy.
So you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window too?
HAMM: I don't think we should give him the chance.
SARGE: There he is, men. Frag him! Let's string him up by his pull string! I got dibs on his hat!
BO PEEP: Would you boys stop it! Tackle him!
WOODY: No, no, no! Wait! I can explain everything!
ANDY DAVIS: Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz. Retreat! Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
MRS. DAVIS: No, I haven't seen him. Andy, I'm heading out the door!
ANDY DAVIS: But, Mom, I can't find him!
MRS. DAVIS: Honey, just grab some other toy. Now, come on!
ANDY DAVIS: Oh, okay. I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
MRS. DAVIS: Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
It's too short, we need more monkeys!
REX: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel! Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!
LENNY: We're formulating another plan! Stay calm!
REX: Oh, where could he be?
ANDY DAVIS: Can I help pump the gas?
MRS. DAVIS: Sure! I'll even let you drive.
ANDY DAVIS: Yeah?
MRS. DAVIS: Yeah, when you're 16.
ANDY DAVIS: Funny, Mom.
WOODY: Great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident? Buzz! Buzz! Ha! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved. Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake. Huh? Right? Buddy?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
WOODY: Oh. Well, that's good.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: But we're not on my planet, are we?
WOODY: No. Okay, come on! You want a piece of me?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
WOODY: Next stop.
ANDY DAVIS: Pizza Planet! Yeah!
WOODY: Andy! Wh. Doesn't he realise that I'm not there? I'm lost! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Buzz Lightyear mission log. The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refuelling station of some sort.