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Toy Story 2 - 4 Why do the toys cross the road

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Full quotes and pictures BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van? MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh, you had to bring that up. REX: No, he didn't! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out! TV NARRATOR: And that concludes our broadcast day. WOODY: Bullseye. Bullseye, go, go, go, go. Come on. You don't wanna help me. I'm the bad guy. You're gonna go back in storage because of me, remember? Just go. Bullseye... All right. All right. But you have got to keep quiet. Come on. Over here. Attaboy. Okay, Bullseye. Upsy-daisy. Bullseye. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.


Why? To get to the chicken on the other side!
Why? To get to the chicken on the other side!
  We'll have to cross
We'll have to cross
  We're not preschool toys
We're not preschool toys
 
AL MCWHIGGIN: I swear. What? Get in there. There you go. Cheap case. Where is the remote? Where is the remote? Why don't I put it in the same place every... Oh, here it is. WOODY: What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry I can't help you guys out. Really, I am. But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that. JESSIE: What? You think I did that? WOODY: Oh, right, right. The TV just happened to turn on, and the remote magically ended up in front of you! JESSIE: You calling me a liar? WOODY: Well, if the boot fits. JESSIE: Say that again. WOODY: If the boot fits. JESSIE: Okay, cowboy. How do you like that? Take it back! Take it back! WOODY: Don't think just 'cause you're a girl, I'm gonna take it easy on you. PROSPECTOR: Jessie, Woody, you stop this at once. I don't know how that television turned on, but fighting about it isn't helping anything. WOODY: If I had both my arms. PROSPECTOR: The fact is, you don't, Woody, so I suggest you just wait until morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm. WOODY: And then I'm outta here! Oh, no, no. Bullseye, don't take it that way. JESSIE: It's just that Andy... Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about. HAMM: Hey, Buzz, can we slow down? May I remind you that some of us are carrying over $6 in change? REX: Losing health units. Must rest. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Is everyone present and accounted for? MR. POTATO HEAD: Not quite everyone. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Who's behind? SLINKY DOG: Mine. HAMM: Hey, guys. Why do the toys cross the road? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Not now, Hamm. REX: Oh, I love riddles. HAMM: Why? To get to the chicken on the other side! The chicken! REX: Oh, well. We tried. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: We'll have to cross. ALL: What the. MR. POTATO HEAD: You're not turning me into a mashed potato. SLINKY DOG: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: There must be a safe way. Okay. Here's our chance. Ready. Set. Go. Drop! Go! Drop! I said "drop"! Go! Drop. Go. MR. POTATO HEAD: That went well. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Woody. AL MCWHIGGIN: Oh, thank goodness you're here. GERI THE CLEANER: Is the specimen ready for cleaning? AL MCWHIGGIN: So, how long is this gonna take? GERI THE CLEANER: You can't rush art. SLINKY DOG: Oh, no. It's closed. MR. POTATO HEAD: We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: All right. Let's go. REX: But the sign says it's closed. No, no, no, no. All together. Now! MR. POTATO HEAD: Whoa, Nelly! How are we going to find Woody in this place? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody. Now move out! REX: Woody? HAMM: Woody. GERI THE CLEANER: There you go. He's for display only. You handle him too much, he's not gonna last. AL MCWHIGGIN: It's amazing. You're a genius. He's just like new.
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