ROBOT PLASTIC TOY #1: No! He was talkin' to me!
ROBOT PLASTIC TOY #2: Why, you.
REX: You see, all along, we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate, but in fact the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: To the left in the shadows. Got it.
SLINKY DOG: Someone's coming. Everyone, take cover.
AL MCWHIGGIN: It was a big pile-up, but I don't want to bore you with the details. Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number. Wait. That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.
REX: It's him.
HAMM: The chicken man.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
HAMM: That's the kidnapper, all right.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: A kidnapper! An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
AL MCWHIGGIN: And the piece de resistance! I promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museum.
SLINKY DOG: It's Woody!
AL MCWHIGGIN: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another zero to the price, huh? I'll pay anything you want. Yes! Yes! You got a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Quick. Into the poultry man's cargo unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
AL MCWHIGGIN: Don't touch my moustache! Rich, rich, rich, rich!
EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: Destroy Buzz Lightyear. Destroy Buzz Lightyear. Destroy Buzz Lightyear.
REX: He didn't take the bag!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: No time to lose! He's ascending in the vertical transporter. All right, everyone. Hang on. We're gonna blast through the roof.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: To infinity and beyond!
MR. POTATO HEAD: What are you? Insane? We're wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: I don't understand. Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry. Blast. He's on level 23.
SLINKY DOG: How are we gonna get up there?
REX: Maybe if we find some balloons, we could float to the top.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
HAMM: How about a ham sandwich with fries and a hot dog?
REX: What about me?
HAMM: You can be the toy that comes with the meal.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Troops! Over here. Just like you said, lizard man. "In the shadows to the left. " Okay. Let's move! Mission log. Have infiltrated enemy territory without detection and are making our way through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.
HAMM: You know, I think that Buzz aisle went to his head. Oh, no.
SLINKY DOG: Which way do we go?
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: This way!
REX: What makes you so sure?
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure. We've been detected.
MR. POTATO HEAD: The walls!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: They're closing in! Quick! Help me prop up vegetable man, or we're done for.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Hey! Put me down, you moron!
REX: Guys, look! It's not the walls! It's the elevator!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Come on. We've got no time to lose. Everyone, grab hold!
HAMM: What? Buzz, why not just take the elevator?
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: They'll be expecting that.
REX: Hey, Buzz! Stop! Slow down!
AL MCWHIGGIN: To overnight six packages to Japan is how much? That's in yen, right? Dollars? You are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that? All right. I'll do it! All right. Fine. I'll have the stuff in the lobby, and you'd better be here in 15 minutes, because I have a plane to catch, do you hear me?
JESSIE: We're finally going. Can you believe it?
PROSPECTOR: That's custom-fitted foam insulation you'll be riding in, Bullseye. First class all the way!
WOODY: You know what? I'm actually excited about this. I mean it. I really am!
PROSPECTOR: And why shouldn't you be?
JESSIE: Yee-haw! Swing your partner do-si-do Look at you, dancing cowboy!
PROSPECTOR: Look! I'm doin' the box step!
HAMM: Hey, heads up down there!
SLINKY DOG: Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Hey, how much farther, Buzz?
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Halfway there.
REX: My arms can't hold on much longer!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Too heavy. What was I thinking? My antigravity servos! Hang tight, everyone. I'm going to let go of the wall.
SLINKY DOG: He wouldn't.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: One.
HAMM: He would.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Two. Three! To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity. Area secure. It's okay, troops. The antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now let's move!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
WOODY: How 'bout givin' me a little intro there, Jessie?
JESSIE: Introducing the high-ridin'est cowboy around.
WOODY: You forgot "rootin'tootin'est"!
JESSIE: The high rootin'tootin'est cowboy hero of all time, Sheriff Woody!
WOODY: Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around these parts?
JESSIE Nary a bit, not with Sheriff Woody around.
WOODY: Wait, wait, wait! I got it! This is great! Okay! The bandits got the critters tied up in the burning barn. Now the best part! Help us! The barn's on fire! I've got ya, critters. No need to worry. Woody saves the day again!
WOODY: Now, where's my trusty steed Bullseye? I have to ride off into the sunset. Ride like the wind, Bullseye! Watch it. Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?
JESSIE: Oh, you are?
WOODY: No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it. No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Mission log. Have reached Zurg's command deck, but no sign of him or his wooden captive.
WOODY: Please, no!
SLINKY DOG: That's Woody!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: This way!
WOODY: Please, please, no!
MR. POTATO HEAD: Buzz, can you see? What's going on? Take that! To the left. No, your left. Take it up higher.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: What's happening?
MR. POTATO HEAD: Oh, it's horrible. They. They're torturing him.
REX: What are we gonna do, Buzz?