JESSIE: They're stealing him.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Hold it right there!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: You again?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Thank goodness you're all right.
WOODY: Buzz, what is going on?
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Hold on. I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: No, I'm Buzz Lightyear.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: I'm Buzz Lightyear!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I'm Buzz Lightyear!
WOODY: So, who's the real Buzz?
ALL: I am!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move. ALL: Buzz!
SLINKY DOG: I had a feelin' it was you. My front end just had to catch up with my back end.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: You mean it's a.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Yes.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: And he's a...
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Oh, yeah.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Your Majesty.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Woody, you're in danger here. We need to leave now.
REX: Al's selling you to a toy museum in Japan!
WOODY: I know. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
REX: What? Are you crazy?
WOODY: Look, the thing is, I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll, and these guys are my Roundup gang.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: What are you talking about?
WOODY: Woody's Roundup! Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star. See? Now look. Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
HAMM: This is weirdin' me out.
WOODY: Buzz, it was a national phenomenon. There was all this merchandise that got packed up. You should have seen it. There was a record player and a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
MR. POTATO HEAD: "Was"?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Stop this nonsense and let's go.
WOODY: Nah, Buzz. I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You are a toy!
WOODY: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? You tell me.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I travelled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
WOODY: Well, you wasted your time.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Let's go, everyone.
SLINKY DOG: What about Woody?
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: He's not coming with us.
REX: But. But Andy's coming home tonight.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.
WOODY: I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
TV NARRATOR: Is everybody okay? Sheriff Woody! I knew you'd make it! Now, remember, deputies, the real treasures are your friends and family. Before I go, kids, I want to share somethin' special with you, for the times I'm not around.
PROSPECTOR: Good going, Woody! I thought they'd never leave.
WOODY: What am I doing? Buzz! Wait! Wait!
PROSPECTOR: Woody, where are you going?
WOODY: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Yes? Yes?
WOODY: I'm coming with you! Wait, wait, wait. I'll be back in just a second.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Way to go, cowboy!
WOODY: Hey, you guys. Come with me.
WOODY: Andy will play with all of us. I know it!
JESSIE: Woody, I don't know. I.
WOODY: Wouldn't you give anything just to have one more day with Emily? Come on, Jessie. This is what it's all about, to make a child happy. And you know it. Bullseye, are you with me? Okay, good boy. Prospector, how 'bout you?
JESSIE: Prospector? WOODY: You're outta your box!
PROSPECTOR: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
WOODY: Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
PROSPECTOR: Look, we have an eternity to spend together in the museum. Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?
WOODY: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
JESSIE: Prospector, this isn't fair.
PROSPECTOR: "Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair. Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold. Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
WOODY: Buzz. Help, Buzz! Guys!
PROSPECTOR: It's too late, Woody. That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
WOODY: His name is Buzz Lightyear.
PROSPECTOR: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.
WOODY: It's stuck! What do we do? Should I use my head? It's Al!
AL MCWHIGGIN: Look at the time. I'm gonna be late! Figures. I can't miss this flight! I've gotta pack. All right. Let's see. Wallet, keys, tickets, passport, beefjerky, very expensive over there. Shower! Oh, I can skip the shower. I just gotta get outta here now!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Quick! To the elevator! Hurry. I can hear it coming.
EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: It's Zurg!
REX: Watch out! He's got an ion blaster!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Quick! Get on! The emergency hatch! Come on! Come on! Hurry!
REX: But Buzz is in peril!
EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: Buzz Buzz Buzz. Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: No, Buzz. I am your father.
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: No!
AL MCWHIGGIN: Come on! Come on! Come on!
REX: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to believe in yourself!
EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: Prepare to die!
REX: I can't look! Whoa! I did it. I finally defeated Zurg!
UTILITY BELT BUZZ: Father.
AL MCWHIGGIN: Finally!
REX: How are we gonna get him now?