Doug's 1st Movie 3 can you get thatMovie transcript with snapshot pictures 3
DOUG FUNNIE: Defeating a monster is much cooler than over seeing a dance, no matter how bad we smell.
DOUG FUNNIE: Skeet, we can't blow this now. We've gotta find that monster!
NERD: What are we doing here?
ELMO: Roger has gathered the greatest minds of Bluffington in one room.
AL SLEECH: Oh yes. My brother and I have followed your work in the field of A.V.
MOO SLEECH: Nerds.
AL SLEECH: Imbeciles.
ROGER KLOTZ: You may wonder why I've gathered you here.
ROGER KLOTZ: Uh, bless you. As you may know there is at this moment, a monster which threatens our very way of life.
AL SLEECH: Lamebrain.
NERD: I'm sorry I didn't catch that one.
AL SLEECH: Lame. Brain.
NERD: Thank you.
Video is loading ...
ROGER KLOTZ: As I was saying, there is only one thing that can save us from certain destruction. I present to you, RoboCrusher!
ROGER KLOTZ: Note the pincer claws and X ray eyes. I draw myself down here for scale. Money is no object, gentlemen you have exactly twenty four hours.
DOUG FUNNIE: This is going to
make working on the school paper
seem like working on the school paper!
SKEETER: I don't know if we can actually catch him man, I mean after all it's a monster. Let's just get our bikes before it gets dark.
DOUG FUNNIE: Where are they? They were right here?
SKEETER: Bike tracks!
DOUG FUNNIE: Oh yeah, right next to the big webbed footprint.
BOTH: Oh man!
SKEETER: Do you think the monster actually ate our bikes man?
DOUG FUNNIE: Well, I don't think he's riding them around the bottom of the lake.
SKEETER: Um, maybe we could use Dale's tricycle for bait. The monster will think it's a snack.
DOUG FUNNIE: I don't know man, I mean what if he doesn't stop at metal, what's to keep him from eating us?
Can you get that?
I think I got milk up my nose.
DOUG FUNNIE: Hello?
PATTI MAYONNAISE: Oh Doug, I'm glad you're there, I wanted to thank you.
DOUG FUNNIE: Thank me?
PATTI MAYONNAISE: I never would have thought of signing up to work with Guy if it weren't for you.
DOUG FUNNIE: Oh great. Look Patti.
PATTI MAYONNAISE: And did you hear the news? Guy got Mr. Bluff to
give us money to have the dance
at - are you ready for this?
DOUG FUNNIE: Funkytown, that's... Patti? Can we meet and talk about this later? Something just came up.
PATTI MAYONNAISE: Sure Doug. How about Swirly's in an hour?
DOUG FUNNIE: Swirly's. An hour. Great.
SKEETER: Ya I was thinkin', if that thing ate our bikes, he might like cafeteria food.
DOUG FUNNIE: He didn't eat them, look!
BOTH: Oh man!
SKEETER: I guess somebody must have brought them back.
DOUG FUNNIE: Yeah,
somebody with monster feet!
SKEETER: Oh, he's in the house! C'mon, looks like the coast is clear. Uh OK. Let's go.
DOUG FUNNIE: Let's go.
SKEETER: OK quiet. Oh man! Nope, no monsters here.
DOUG FUNNIE: Shouldn't we go downstairs and check your room?
SKEETER: Hello, we're coming downstairs!
DOUG FUNNIE: Here we come.
SKEETER: Um, anybody here? Um, you can open it if you want.
DOUG FUNNIE: Go ahead.
SKEETER: Oh man, I'll go get another flashlight.
DOUG FUNNIE: I'll get it, where is it?
SKEETER: Oh that's OK, I know where it is.
DOUG FUNNIE: Yeah, but I'm the guest, The guest always gets the spare flashlight, that's etiquette man.
SKEETER: I can't get down there. Hey Doug check under the bed would ya? Yeah, now just look under the bed. Oh my head.
DOUG FUNNIE: Skeeter?
SKEETER: Well, he thinks my head fell off.
DOUG FUNNIE: He looks really upset.
He's so nice.
DOUG FUNNIE: He's not scary at all. He must have sniffed out where you live.
SKEETER: Wow, he can read! Hey, this is a book you don't eat books, that is no. That's nice, be nice to the book.
DOUG FUNNIE: Wow, I think you scared him man.
SKEETER: I can't believe that, he tried to eat Herman Melville.
DOUG FUNNIE: Hey, he looked.
SKEETER: Herman Melville?
DOUG FUNNIE: He thinks it's his name.
SKEETER: You like the name? Herman Melville?
DOUG FUNNIE: OK monster, from now on your name is.
BOTH: Herman Melville!
DOUG FUNNIE: Put it their Herman!
He likes you man!
DOUG FUNNIE: Down Herman, down.
DOUG FUNNIE: Phew, finding Herman sure is a bigger deal than working on some dance.
SKEETER: Yeah everybody thought I was crazy. Are they ever going to be surprised! No, Herman, bad. No drinking out of the toilet. So who do we tell first?
DOUG FUNNIE: Skeet this is front-page headlines, we're going to be famous, we have to go right to the top. I hope Mayor Tippy's home.
SKEETER: Knock again!
DOUG FUNNIE: But I just knocked.
MR. DINK: Well, hello boys. You're just in time to see something absolutely
DOUG FUNNIE: But Mr. Dink, we've got a headline for you to put in the paper.
MR. DINK: Oh just a moment Douglas, wait 'till you get a load of this, virtual reality.
SKEETER: Cool, it's like we're standing right in your living room!
DOUG FUNNIE: But we are standing in your living room.
MR. DINK: Exactly, everything's right where it is on real life, down to the last detail. It's exactly like being here, only much more expensive.
NOTE: To watch the pictures in high resolution, click on them
Watch other parts of movie
Doug's 1st Movie (1999)
2 going to the dance
3 can you get that
4 have big news
5 right thing to do
6 welcome to our school
7 know where to get
8 like your new home