I wonder if I'll ever get the knack of it there. That's much better. Better save these. Now let's see. Where was I? I wonder which way I ought to go? 'Twas brilling and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves. And the mome raths outgrabe. Now where in the world do you suppose that... Lose something? Oh! No I mean, I was just wondering. Oh, that's quite all right. Uh, one moment, please. Second chorus 'Twas brilling. And the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe . Why, you're a cat. A Cheshire cat. All mimsy Were the borogroves Oh, wait! Don't go, please. There you are. Third chorus Oh, no. Thank you, but... But I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go Well, that depends on where you want to get to Oh, it really doesn't matter, as long as I... Then it really doesn't matter which way you go. And the mome raths outgrabe Oh, by the way If you'd really like to know, he went that way Who did? The White Rabbit. He did? He did what? Went that way. Who did? The White Rabbit. What rabbit? But didn't you just say... I mean... Oh, dear. Can you stand on your head? Oh! However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter. The Mad Hatter? Um, no, no, I don't think... Or there's the March Hare in that direction. Uh, thank you. I think I shall visit him Of course, he's mad too. Oh, but I don't want to go among mad people. Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself. And the mome raths, outgrabe. Goodness. If the people here are like that, I must try not to upset them. How very curious. If there are no objections let it be unanimous. Oh, a very merry unbirthday A very merry unbirthday A very merry unbirthday to us A very merry unbirthday to me To who To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday to you Who, me Yes, you Oh, me Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea. A very merry unbirthday to you. No room, no vacancy! But I thought there was plenty of room. Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited I'll say it's rude. It's very, very rude indeed Very, very, very rude indeed Oh, I'm very sorry, but I did enjoy your singing, and I wondered if you could tell me... You enjoyed our singing? Oh, what a delightful child. Things happen. I'm so excited! We never get compliments You must have a cup of tea Ah, yes, indeed, the tea You must have a cup of tea. That would be very nice I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party, thank you birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party. Of course not. This is an unbirthday party. Unbirthday? Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand. It's very simple. Now, 30 days hath Sept... No. Well. An unbirthday. If you have a birthday, then, you... She doesn't know what an unbirthday is. How silly! Well, I shall elucidate. Now statistics prove that you've one birthday Imagine: just one birthday every year. Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays. Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer. Why, then, today is my unbirthday too. It is? What a small world this is. In that case, a very merry unbirthday to me, to you. A very merry unbirthday for me, for you. Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true. A very merry unbirthday to you. Twinkle, twinkle, little bat, How I wonder what you're at Up above the world you fly... Like a tea-tray in the sky. Oh, that was lovely And now, my dear, you were saying that you would like to seek... Pardon me. Uh, you were seeking, uh, some information of some kind? Oh, yes. You see, I'm looking for a... Clean cup, clean cup. Move down! But I haven't used my cup Drink up, drink up Move down, move down Drink up, drink up, move down Would you like a little more tea? Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more Ah, you mean you can't very well take less Yes. You can always take more than nothing But I only meant that... And now, my dear, something, uh, seems to be troubling you Uh, won't you tell us all about it? Start at the beginning Yes, yes And when you come to the end, stop, see? Well, it all started... while I was sitting on the riverbank with Dinah. Very interesting. Who's Dinah? Why, Dinah's my cat. You see... Ah! Cat? Get the jam. On his nose. Put it on his nose On his nose, on his noseCat. Oh. Oh My goodness. Those are the things that upset me See all the trouble you've started? But really, I didn't think that... Ah, but that's the point If you don't think, you shouldn't talk Clean cup, clean cup Move down, move down, move down! But I still haven't used... Move down, move down, move down Move down And now, my dear, as you were saying? Oh, yes. I was sitting on the riverbank with, uh, with you-know-who I do? I mean my c-a-t Tea? Just half a cup, if you don't mind Come, come, my dear. Don't you care for tea? Why, yes, I'm very fond of tea, but... If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation Well, I've been trying to ask you...