I should Will I ever learn to do the things I should. And the mome rats outgrabe. Oh, Cheshire cat! It's you! Whom did you expect? The White Rabbit perchance? Oh no. I'm through with rabbits I want to go home! But I can't find my way. Naturally. That's because you have no way. All ways here, you see, are the Queen's way. But I've never met any Queen. You haven't? Oh, but you must! She'll be mad about you. Simply mad. And the mome raths outgrabe. Please, please! How can I find her? Well, some go this way, some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the shortcut. Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red We dare not stop or waste a drop So let the paint be spread We're painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red. Oh, painting the roses red And many a tear we shed Because we know They'll cease to grow In fact they'll soon be dead. Ohh, and yet we go ahead Painting the roses red, red red, red, red, red, red, red Painting the roses red. We're painting the roses red. Oh, pardon me, but, Mr. Three why must you paint them red Huh? Oh! Well, the fact is, miss, we planted the white roses by mistake, and... The Queen she likes them red. If she saw white instead she'd raise a fuss and each of us would quickly lose his head. Goodness! Since this is the thought we dread. We're painting the roses red. Oh, dear! Then let me help you. Painting the roses red. We're painting the roses red. Don't tell the Queen what you have seen or say that's what we said but we're painting the roses red. Yes, painting the roses red, not pink, not green, not aquamarine. We're painting the roses red. The Queen! Cards, halt! Sound off! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack! The rabbit HH-Her Imperial Highness, Her, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts! And the King Hooray! Hmm! Who's been painting my roses red? Who's been painting my roses red? Who dares to paint with vulgar paint The Royal flower bed For painting my roses red Someone will lose his head. Oh, no, Your Majesty, please! It's all his fault! Not me, Your Grace! The ace! The ace! You? The deuce, you say? No! Two! Not me! The trey! That's enough! Off with their heads! They're going to lose their heads. For painting the roses red It serves them right, they planted white The roses should be red Oh, they're going to lose their heads Silence! Oh, please, please. They were only trying... And who is this? Uh, well. Well, well, now, let me see, my dear It certainly isn't a heart. Uh, do you suppose it's a club? Why, it's a little girl Yes. A-And I was hoping... Look up. Speak nicely And don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. Curtsy Open your mouth a little wider. And always say: "Yes, Your Majesty" Now, um, where do you come from, and where are you going? Well, I'm trying to find my way home Your way? All ways here are my ways! Well, yes, I-I know. But I was just thinking... Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time Uh, yes, Your Majesty. But I was only going to ask... I'll ask the questions! Do you play croquet? Why, yes, Your Majesty Then let the game begin! To your places. To your places. By order of the King. Hurry, hurry, hurry Shuffle deck! Card cut! Deal cards! Cards, halt! Silence! Off with his head! Off with his head. Off with his head. By order of the King Uh, you heard what she said You're next, my dear Oh, but... Uh, yes, Your Majesty. Oh!