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watch a 2004 parody animated film produced by DreamWorks Animation and directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon, where we will find out what princesses really want.
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NARRATOR: Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy, until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a Fairy Godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon's keep. For he was the bravest, and most handsome.
Pictures of characters with cast as voices |
![]() Shrek, a fat green ogre with a big heart "I just wish I could make her happy" (Mike Myers) |
![]() Princess Fiona is Shrek's wife "I want to live happily ever after with the ogre I married" (Cameron Diaz) |
![]() Donkey, Dragon's husband and Shrek's best friend "walk away from the best thing that happened to you" (Eddie Murphy) |
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![]() Fairy Godmother, the main crafty of Shrek 2 is Prince Charming's mother "Happiness is just a teardrop away" (Jennifer Saunders) |
![]() Prince Charming, arrogant and selfish, wants to marry Fiona to become king "He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me" (Rupert Everett) |
![]() Puss In Boots is one of Shrek's best friends "I am obliged to accompany you until I have saved your life as you have spared me mine" (Antonio Banderas) |
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![]() Harold, King of Far Far Away "Will you accept an old frog's apologies and my blessing?" (John Cleese) |
![]() Queen Lillian, the mother of Princess Fiona "You act as if love is totally predictable" (Julie Andrews) |
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![]() Shrek as human "A cute button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks?" |
![]() Princess Fiona as human "That potion worked on you, too? Now, we're sexy!" |
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Dialogues from Shrek 2 part 1PRINCE CHARMING: In all the land. And![]() WOLF: What? PRINCE CHARMING: Princess Fiona? WOLF: No! PRINCE CHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. Where is she? WOLF: She's on her honeymoon. PRINCE CHARMING: Honeymoon? With whom? SHREK: ![]() DONKEY: Two can be as bad as one. SHREK: Donkey? DONKEY: Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? SHREK: Donkey, what are you doing here? DONKEY: ![]() SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? DONKEY: Yeah, and feeding the fish! SHREK: I don't have any fish. DONKEY: You do now. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. That Shrek is a rascally devil. Get your. SHREK: ![]() DONKEY: Don't you want to tell me about your trip? Or how about a game of Parcheesi? FIONA: Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be getting home to Dragon? DONKEY: Oh, yeah, that. I don't know. She's been all moody and stuff lately. I thought I'd move in with you. FIONA: You know we're always happy to see you, Donkey. SHREK: But Fiona and I ![]() DONKEY: Say no more. You don't have to worry about a thing. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you. SHREK: Donkey! DONKEY: Yes, roomie? SHREK: You're bothering me. DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess. Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so. Maybe I'll see y'all Sunday for a barbecue or something. SHREK: He'll be fine. Now, where were we? Oh. I think I remember. Donkey! DONKEY: I know, I know! Alone! I'm going! I'm going. What do you want me to tell these other guys? HERALD: Enough, Reggie. Dearest Princess Fiona. You are hereby summoned to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away for ![]() Love, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away. Aka Mom and Dad. FIONA: Mom and Dad? SHREK: Prince Charming? DONKEY: Royal ball? Can I come? SHREK: We're not going. FIONA: What? SHREK: ![]() FIONA: Well, they might be a bit surprised. But they're my parents, Shrek. They love me.And don't worry. They'll love you, too. SHREK: Yeah, right. Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club. FIONA: Stop it. They're not like that. SHREK: How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? FIONA: Oh, come on! ![]() SHREK: To do what? Sharpen their pitchforks? FIONA: No! They just want to give you their blessing. SHREK: Oh, great. Now I need their blessing? FIONA: If you want to be a part of this family, yes! SHREK: Who says I want to be part of this family? FIONA: You did! When you married me! SHREK: Well, there's some fine print for you! FIONA: So that's it. You won't come? SHREK: Trust me. It's a bad idea. We are not going! And that's final! DONKEY: Come on! We don't want to hit traffic! GINGERBREAD MAN: Don't worry! We'll take care of everything. BLIND MOUSE: Hey, wait for me. Oof! DONKEY: Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide! Ride 'em up! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide! Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks! Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard! Rawhide! Yee-haw! NOTE: To watch the pictures in high resolution, click on them ProductionProduced by Aron Warner, John H. Williams, David Lipman; based on characters created by William Steig; screenplay by Andrew Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, David N. Weiss; narrated by Rupert Everett; music by Harry Gregson-Williams; film editing by Michael Andrews, Sim Evan-Jones; production design by Guillaume Aretos; art direction by Steve Pilcher; costume design by Isis Mussenden. The film is a sequel of Shrek (2001) TriviaThe mermaid that washes up on Shrek in the beginning of the film bears strong resemblance to Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid (1989). The character Puss In Boots is based on Zorro, a character played by Banderas, who also voices Puss. His behavior references Zorro as he appeared in the 1998 film, The Mask of Zorro. Donkey yells out "I'm melting!" when it starts to rain, which is a reference to the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz. During a scene inside the bar The Poison Apple, Puss In Boots drinks a shot of milk and says, "I hate Mondays," a reference to the catchphrase of the comic strip cat Garfield The film was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, but lost to The Incredibles (2004). Box officeThe film took away the highest worldwide gross made by an animated feature, which was before held by Finding Nemo (2003), although the latter still had a higher overseas-only gross. Watch original songs from soundtrack and other parts of movie |
![]() Accidentally In Love |
![]() Funkytown |
![]() Fairy Godmother Song |
![]() I Need Some Sleep |
![]() Ever Fallen In Love |
![]() Changes |
![]() Holding Out for a Hero |
![]() Living La Vida Loca |
![]() Shrek 2 (2004) |
![]() 2 are we there yet |
![]() 3 like an ogre |
![]() 4 little father son time |
![]() 5 live happily ever after |
![]() 6 don't take the potion |
![]() 7 how charming can I be |
![]() 8 more that man |
References Shrek 2 (Wikipedia) , Shrek 2 (2004) (IMDB) |