Jonathan Freeman (Jafar)
Lyrics and pictures
 I must admit your parlor tricks are amusing
/ I bet you've got a bunny
/ Under your hat!
/ Now here's your chance
/ To get the best of me,
/ Hope your hand is hot!
/ C'mon, clown,
/ Let's see what you've got!
/ You try to slam me
/ With your hardest stuff
/ But your double whammy
/ Isn't up to snuff
/ I'll set the record straight
/ You're simply out of date
/ You're only second rate!
/ You think your cat's a meanine,
/ But your tiger's tame /
 You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
/ So for your information,
/ I'll reiterate
/ You're only second rate!
 Men cower at the power
/ In my pinky
/ My thumb is number one
/ On every list
/ But if you're not convinced
/ That I'm invincible,
/ Put me to the test!
/ I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!
/ Go ahead and zap me
/ With the big surprise
/ Snap me in a trap,
/ Cut me down to size
/ I'll make a big escape /
 It's just a piece of cake you're only second rate!
/ You know, your hocus-pocus
/ Isn't tough enough
/ And your mumbo-jumbo
/ Doesn't measure up
/ Let me pontificate
/ Upon your sorry state
/ You're only second rate!
/ Zaba-caba-dabra!
/ Granny's gonna grab ya!
/ Alakazam-da-mus
/ And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
/ So spare me your tremendous scare!
/ You look horrendous in your underwear!
/ And I can hardly wait
/ To discombobulate
/ I'll send ya back and packing
/ In a shipping crate
/ You'll make a better living
/ With a spinning plate
/ You're only second rate!
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