Alice In Wonderland 3 have a very simple solution

Dialogues

TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM: We're cabbages and kings! The end! ALICE: That was a very sad story. TWEEDLE DUM: Aye, and there's a moral to it. ALICE: Oh yes, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster. Well, it's been a very nice visit... TWEEDLE DUM: Another recitation... ALICE: I'm sorry, but... TWEEDLE DUM: Its titled 'Father William'. ALICE: But really, I'm... TWEEDLE DUM: First verse: You are old father William, the young man said and your hair has become very white. And yet you incessantly stand on your head, do you think at your age it is right, is right, do you think at your age it is right? Well, in me youth, father William replied to his son, I'd do it again and again and again and I'd done it again and again and again... ALICE: Now I wonder who lives here... WHITE RABBIT: Mary Ann! Drat that girl. Where did she put 'em? Mary Ann! ALICE: The rabbit! White Rabbit: Mary Ann! No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late, oh me oh my oh me oh my! ALICE: Excuse me sir, but- but I've been trying to... White Rabbit: Why, Mary Ann! What are you doing out here? ALICE: Mary Ann? WHITE RABBIT: Don't just do something stand there! Uh... no no! Go go! Go get my gloves! I'm late! ALICE: But late for what? That's just what I... WHITE RABBIT: My gloves! At once, do you hear! ALICE: Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next. Hmmm, now let me see. If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? Oh! Thank you. Don't mind if I do. Hmhm. Hmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm. Hmhmhmhmhmhm-oeh! Oh no no, not again! WHITE RABBIT: Oh! Mary Ann! Now you see here, Mary Ann... Help! No! No! Help! Monsters! Help, assistance! ALICE: Hrmm... hrmm... hrmm... dear! WHITE RABBIT: A monster! A monster, Dodo! In my house, Dodo! ALICE: Dodo...? WHITE RABBIT: Oh might, poor little bitty house... DODO: Uh, steady old champ.Can't be as bad as all that you know. WHITE RABBIT: Oh my poor roof and rafters, all my walls and... there it is! DODO: By Jove! Jolly well?? is! Isn't it? White Rabbit: Well, do something, Dodo! DODO: Yes, indeed! Extraordinary situation, but eh... WHITE RABBIT: But- but- but- but- but what? DODO: But I have a very simple solution! ALICE: Thank goodness! WHITE RABBIT: Wha- wha- what is it? DODO: Simply pull it out the chimney. WHITE RABBIT: Yes, go- go- go on, go on! Pull it out! DODO: Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous! What we need is eh... a lizard with a ladder! WHITE RABBIT: Hmm? Oh! Bill! Bill! Eh, we need a lazzerd with a lizard, a lizard a bb...b... can you help us? BILL: At your service, governor! DODO: Here, my lad??. Have you ever been down a chimney? BILL: Why governor, I've been down more chimneys... DODO: Excellent, excellent. You just pop down the chimney, and haul that monster out of there. BILL: Righto, governor! Monster? Hoeaaaaah! No! No! .... DODO: Steady now. That's better! Bill, lad, you're passing up a golden opportunity! BILL: I am? DODO: You can be famous! BILL: I can? DODO: Of course! There's a brave lad! In you go now. Nothing to it, old boy. Simply tie your tail around the monsters neck and drag it out! BILL: But- but- but governor! DODO: Good luck, Bill! ALICE: Ah- ah- ah- ah... choo! DODO: Well, there goes Bill... ALICE: Poor Bill... DODO: Ehh, perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy. WHITE RABBIT: Yes, anything, anything. But hurry! DODO: Now, I- I propose that we... uhh... WHITE RABBIT: Yes, come on, come on, yes, yes... DODO: I propose that we... uhh... dow! By Jove! That's it! We'll burn the house down! WHITE RABBIT: Yes, hihi! Burn the house... what? ALICE: Oh no!

DODO: Hi ho! Oh, we'll smoke the blighter out. He'll put the beast to rout. Some kindling, a stick or two, all this bit of rubbish ought to do. WHITE RABBIT: Oh dear... DODO: We'll smoke the blighter out, we'll smoke the monster out! WHITE RABBIT: No, no! Not my beautiful birdhouse! DODO: Oh, we'll roast the blighter's toes, we'll toast the bounder's nose! Just fetch that gate, we'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here. WHITE RABBIT: Oh me, oh my... DODO: A match! White Rabbit: Match? DODO: Thank you! We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out! WHITE RABBIT: We'll smoke the monster out... noho! Noho, my poor house and furniture... ALICE: Oh dear, this is serious! I simply must... oh! A garden! Perhaps if I eat something it will make me grow smaller... WHITE RABBIT: Ahhhh! Oh, let go! Help! ALICE: I'm sorry, but I must eat something! WHITE RABBIT: Not me, you- you- you- you- you barbarian! Help! Monsters! Help! Ah! I'm late! Oh dear, I'm here, I should be there! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! DODO: Ah, say, do you have a match? WHITE RABBIT: Must go. Goodbye. Hello. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! ALICE: Wait! Please wait! DODO: Ah, young lady! Do you have a match? ALICE: No, I- I'm sorry, but... mister Rabbit! DODO: No cooperation, no cooperation at all? We can't have monsters about! Jolly will have to carry on alone! Pf, pf, pf, pf... ALICE: Wait! Please! Just a minute! Oh, dear. I'll never catch him while I'm this small. Why curious butterflies! ROSE: You mean bread-and-butterflies. ALICE: Oh, yes, of course, I... hmm? Now who do you suppose... Ah, a horse fly! I mean, a- a rocking horse fly! ROSE: Naturally! ALICE: I beg your pardon, but uhh... did you... oh, that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk. ROSE: But of course we can talk, my dear. IRIS: If there's anyone worth talking to. DAISY: Or about! Hahahaha! Pansies: And we sing too! ALICE: You do? TULIPS: Oh, yes. Would you like to hear 'Tell it to the tulips'? No, let's sing about us! VIOLETS: We know one about the shy little violets... 1ST LILY: Oh, no, not that old thing! 2nd Lily: Let's do 'Lovely lily at the valley'! DAISIES: How about the daisies in the... LILAC: Oh, she wouldn't like that! ROSE: Girls, girls! We shall sing: 'Golden afternoon'. That's about all of us! Sound your A, Lily! Lily: Laaaa... PANSIES: Mimimimi... DAISY: Lalalala... IRIS: Hahahahahahaha... DANDELIONS: Poem, poem poem, poem poem poem poem poem.... ALL FLOWERS: Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips, and the sun is like a toy balloon. There are get up in the morning glories, in the golden afternoon. There are dizzy daffodils on the hillside, strings of violets are all in tune, Tiger lilies love the dandelions, in the golden afternoon, the golden afternoon. There are dog and caterpillars and a copper centipede, where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life they lead... You can learn a lot of things from the flowers, for especially in the month of June. There's a wealth of happiness and romance, all in the golden afternoon. ... All in the golden afternoon, the golden afternoon... ALICE: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers, for especially in the month of June. There's a wealth of happiness and romance, all...

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White Rabbit

Dodo, I have a very simple solution

Bill the Lizard 'At your service, governor'

That's about all of us