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MAD HATTER: Well, no wonder you're late! Why, this clock is exactly two days slow! WHITE RABBIT: Two days slow? MAD HATTER: Of course you're late. Hahaha! My goodness. We'll have to look into this. I see what's wrong with it! Why, this watch is full of wheels! WHITE RABBIT: Oh, my poor watch! Oh, my wheels! My springs! But... MAD HATTER: Butter! Of course, we need some butter! Butter! MARCH HARE: Butter! WHITE RABBIT: But... butter? MAD HATTER: Butter, oh, thank you, butter. Ha ha. Yes, that's fine. WHITE RABBIT: Oh no, you'll get crumbs in it! MAD HATTER: Oh, this is the very best butter! What are you talking about? MARCH HARE: Tea? MAD HATTER: Tea! Oh, I never thought of tea! Of course! WHITE RABBIT: No! MAD HATTER: Tea! hehehe WHITE RABBIT: No! Not tea! MARCH HARE: Sugar? MAD HATTER: Sugar. Two spoons, yes, ha, two spoons. Thank you, yes. WHITE RABBIT: Oh, please! Be careful! MARCH HARE: Jam? MAD HATTER: Jam! I forgot all about jam! WHITE RABBIT: No, no! Not jam! MAD HATTER: Yes, sure you want, it's nice to see. MARCH HARE: Mustard? MAD HATTER: Mustard? Yes, but... Mustard? Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different, that's yes! That should do it. Hahaha! Look at that! MARCH HARE: Its going mad! ALICE: Oh, my goodness! WHITE RABBIT: Oh dear! MARCH HARE: It is going mad! Mad watch! MAD HATTER: I don't understand, it's the best butter. MARCH HARE: Mad watch! Mad watch! Mad watch! MAD HATTER: Oh, look! Oh my goodness! MARCH HARE: There's only one way to stop a mad watch! MAD HATTER: Two days slow, that's what it is. WHITE RABBIT: Oh, my watch... MAD HATTER: It was? WHITE RABBIT: And it was an unbirthday present too. MARCH HARE: Well, in that case... MAD HATTER: A very merry unbirthday to you! ALICE: Mister Rabbit! Oh, mister Rabbit! Oh, now where did he go to? MAD HATTER: A very merry unbirthday to us, to us. A very merry unbirthday to us, to us... ALICE: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life. Well, I've had enough nonsense. I'm going home. Straight home. That rabbit. Who cares where he's going anyway. Why, if it hadn't been for him I... 'Tulgey Wood'... Hmm, curious. I don't remember this. Now let me see... Oh! Uh, no no, please. No more nonsense. Now, if I came this way, I should go back this way! DUCK: Quack! ALICE: Oh, I beg your pardon! DUCK: Quack! ALICE: Goodness. When I get home I shall write a book about this place... If I ever do get home... Oh, um, excuse me! Um, could one of you tell me... ha ha, never mind. Oh dear. Its getting dreadfully dark. And nothing looks familiar. I shall certainly be glad to get out of... Oh! ... It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change! Oh! 'Don't step on the momeraths'. The momeraths? Oh! A path! Oh thank goodness! Why, I just knew I'd find one sooner or later. Oh, if I hurry back I might even be home in time for tea! Oh, won't Dinah be happy to see me! Oh, I just can't wait 'till I... oh! Oh dear! Now I shall never get out. Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But who'd ever think to look for me here? Good advice. If I listened earlier I wouldn't be here! But that's just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice... but I very seldom follow it. That explains the trouble that I'm always in. Be patient is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious. And I'd love the change, should something strange begin. Well, I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason. I should have known there'd be a price to pay, some day. Some day. I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. Will I ever learn to do the things I should? CHORUS: Will I ever learn, learn to do the things I should?
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