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Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 2
PACHA: Uh, afternoon, Your Highness. I'm here because I received a summons...
EMPEROR KUZCO: Hey, there he is! My main village man.
PACHA: Um, Pacha. Anyway, I got this summons...
EMPEROR KUZCO: Pacha. That's right. You are just the man I wanted to see.
PACHA: I am?
Word on the street is you can fix my problem.
You can fix my problem, can't you?
PACHA: Sure. I'll do what I can.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Good, good. That's just what I wanted to hear. Are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire?
PACHA: Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace. We also herd the llamas that you... My village?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Oh, yeah. You got a pretty sweet little set-up there on top of that hill, don't you?
PACHA: Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Uh-huh. So tell me, where do you find you get the most sun?
PACHA: Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees.
When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Well, that settles it.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Yep. Problem solved. Thanks for coming.
PACHA: That's it? That's all you wanted me for?
EMPEROR KUZCO: I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool.
PACHA: Uh, your pool?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Boo-yah!
Welcome to Kuzcotopia my ultimate summer getaway,
complete with water slide.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Isn't it great? It's my birthday gift to me. I'm so happy.
PACHA: I don't understand how this could happen.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Well, let me clear it up for you. At my birthday celebration tomorrow. I give the word, and your town will be destroyed to make way for this. So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change-of-address forms on the way home.
PACHA: But, um, where will we live?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?
PACHA: Oh, but wait. You can't...
EMPEROR KUZCO: When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye.
PACHA: Oh, wait. No...
EMPEROR KUZCO: Boo-hoo.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Oh, yeah. Everything was goin' my way. Or so I thought.
YZMA: He can't
get rid of me
KRONK: So how does that work with you bein' fired and all?
YZMA: The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us.
KRONK: And I'm one of those two, right?
YZMA: To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Kronk. Wrong lever!
YZMA: Why do we even have that lever? Get out of my way!
ANNOUNCEMENT: Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
KRONK: Faster, faster! Yzma, put your hands in the air!
YZMA: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. Take it, Kronk. Feel the power.
KRONK: Oh, I can feel it.
YZMA: Our moment of triumph approaches. It's dinnertime.
YZMA: So, is everything ready for tonight?
KRONK: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
YZMA: Not the dinner. The, you know...
KRONK: Oh, right. The poison...
The poison for Kuzco
YZMA: Finally! Good work, Kronk.
KRONK: Oh, they're so easy to make. I'll get you the recipe.
YZMA: Now to get rid of the body.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Okay! What were we saying?
YZMA: Uh, we were just making a toast to your long and healthy rule.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Right. So what are you gonna do? I mean, you've been around here a long time and I really mean a long time. I mean, it might be difficult for someone of your age adjusting to life in the private sector. Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend? Now,
about you finding new work, that's gonna be tough.
YZMA: Hit him on the head.
KRONK: More broccoli?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Because you're, you know. Let's face it. You're no spring chicken, and I mean that in the best possible way.
YZMA: What? A llama? He's supposed to be dead!
KRONK: Yeah, weird.
YZMA: Let me see that vial. This isn't poison.
This is extract of llama.
KRONK: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.
YZMA: Take him out of town and finish the job, now!
KRONK: What about dinner?
YZMA: Kronk, this is kind of important.
KRONK: How about dessert?
YZMA: Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
KRONK: And coffee?
YZMA: All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Guess where I am right now. Uh-huh. In the bag. Still think I'm not the victim here? Watch. It gets better. Hey! He's doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
KRONK: Mission accomplished. KRONK'S SHOULDER ANGEL: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you? KRONK: My shoulder angel. KRONK'S SHOULDER DEVIL: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks. KRONK'S SHOULDER ANGEL: Oh, come off it. KRONK'S SHOULDER DEVIL: You come off it! NOTE: To watch the pictures in high resolution, click on them
Watch other parts of movie
The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
2 when I give the word
3 look at that guy
4 you change your mind
5 back to the palace
6 you want a special order
7 we have to get back
8 to be one of these