Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 3
KRONK'S SHOULDER ANGEL: You.
KRONK'S SHOULDER DEVIL: You infinity.
Listen up, big guy, I got three good reasons why you should just walk away.
Number one.
Look at that guy, he's got that sissy stringy music thing.
KRONK'S SHOULDER ANGEL: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.
KRONK'S SHOULDER DEVIL: Oh, right. That's a harp and that's a dress.
KRONK'S SHOULDER ANGEL: Robe!
KRONK'S SHOULDER DEVIL: Reason number two. Look what I can do.
KRONK: But
what does that have to do
TIPO: Mom! Mom! I think I'm still growing! Measure me again!
CHICHA: All right, Tipo. Stand still and let's see.
CHACA: Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last five minutes. Isn't it?
CHICHA: Look how much you've grown.
CHACA: What? Tipo, get out of the way. It's my turn again. Measure me.
TIPO: Dad's home.
PACHA: Hey! Come here.
TIPO: Dad, I ate a bug today!
PACHA: Oh! Was Mom baking again? Don't tell her I said that.
CHICHA: I heard that. Okay, everybody, move aside.
Lady with a baby comin' through.
TIPO: Dad! Dad! Dad! Look at how big I am.
CHICHA: We were all measured today.
PACHA: Oh.
TIPO: I'm going through a growth spurt.
I'm as big as you were when you were me.
PACHA: Mm-hmm. Sure are.
CHACA: That's not as impressive as my loose tooth. See?
CHICHA: Okay, okay, you two. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home. Now say good night.
CHACA AND TIPO: Dad, do we have to?
PACHA: No, you two can stay up. We're just gonna be sittin' here tellin' each other how much we love each other. Right, honey?
CHACA AND TIPO: Good night.
CHICHA: So, what did the emperor want?
PACHA: You know what? He couldn't see me.
CHICHA: Couldn't see you? Why not?
PACHA: I don't know.
CHICHA: Well... Well, that's just rude.
PACHA: Well, he is the emperor. I'm sure he's busy.
CHICHA: No, no, no, no. No. Emperor or no
emperor, it's called common courtesy.
PACHA: Honey...
CHICHA: If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him, and you know I would.
PACHA: Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
CHICHA: Pacha, I'm fine. This baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was I'd give that guy a piece of my mind. That kind of behavior just-just... I gotta go wash something.
CHICHA: Pacha? You okay?
PACHA: Hmm? Oh, yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip. I'm gonna go put Misty away.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here. Um, I'm the one in the cart. Remember? This story's about me, not him. Okay. You got it? All right. We're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down.
PACHA: Huh? Whoa.
Where'd you come from, little guy?
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: No touchy.
PACHA: Demon llama!
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Demon llama? Where? Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Ow! Ow, my head.
PACHA: Okay, demon llama. Just take it easy. I mean you no harm.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: What are you talking about? Oh, wait, I know you. You're that whiny peasant.
PACHA: Emperor Kuzco?
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Yeah. Who do you think you were talkin' to?
PACHA: Uh, how did...
You don't look like the emperor.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: You wanna run that by me again?
PACHA: I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere else.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer. I don't make deals with peasants!
PACHA: Then I guess I can't take you back.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Fine. I don't need you. I can find my own way back.
PACHA: I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Nice try, pal.
PACHA: No, really. I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: I'm not listening.
PACHA: I'm not kidding. Listen, you cannot go in there.
EMPEROR KUZCO AS LLAMA: Still not listening.
PACHA: Aw, you... Fine. Fine. Go ahead. If there's no Kuzco, there's no Kuzcotopia. Takes care of my problem.
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