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Clothes by Hans Christian Andersen and created by Walt Disney Feature Animation. INTRO MOVIE: Long ago, somewhere deep in the jungle ...
The Emperor's New Groove characters with picture, quote and actor's voice |
 Emperor Kuzco, the selfish, 18-year-old emperor of the Inca Empire "Welcome to Kuzcotopia my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide." (David Spade) |
 Pacha, a middle-aged peasant village leader who serves as a foil for Kuzco "I was always taught that there was some good in everyone" (John Goodman) |
 Kronk, Yzma's new right-hand man, a talented chef which has the ability to talk to squirrels "I was a junior chipmunk and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures" (Patrick Warburton) |
 Yzma, the emperor's advisor living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth "Kuzco must be eliminated. The empire will finally be rid of that useless slug." (Eartha Kitt) |
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 Emperor Kuzco as llama, transformed by Yzma with a secret extract "What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?" (David Spade) |
 Chicha, Pacha's pregnant wife "Okay, kids, you know what to do!" (Wendie Malick) |
 Kronk's shoulder angel "Remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward." (Patrick Warburton) |
 Kitten-Yzma, the final stage of emperor's advisor after having drunk the potion "I'm not going to drop it, you fool!" (Mark Dindal) |
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Main CrewDirected by Mark Dindal; produced by Randy Fullmer; screenplay by David Reynolds; story by Chris Williams, Mark Dindal; narrated by David Spade; music by John Debney; edited by Tom Finan, Pam Ziegenhagen.ReviewThe movie really is a non-stop hilarious comedy with some unique humor. I think adults understands more of the jokes in the movie, but that doesn't mean that kids won't find it funny. |
The Emperor's New Groove movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 1EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being.
And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That's right, I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco...
 Emperor Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense. All right, now see. That's a little too far back. Oh! Look at me. That's me as a baby. Ahem. All right, let's move ahead. Oh, yeah.
 Perfect World
 EMPEROR KUZCO: You threw off my groove!
GUARD: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
OLD MAN: Sorry!
EMPEROR KUZCO: You were saying? Boom, baby!
KUZCO'S OFFICIAL: Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride.
EMPEROR KUZCO: All righty. Trot out the ladies. Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes, yikes, yikes. And let me guess. You have a great personality. Is this really the best you could do?
KUZCO'S OFFICIAL: Oh, yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up. Anyway, still wondering about that llama in the opening? Well,
 let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.
First, there's Pacha.
PACHA: Uh, excuse me. I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco. You see, I got this summons.
GUARD: Inside, up the stairs and to the left. Just follow the signs.
PACHA: Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look.
OLD MAN: Uh, pardon me. That's mine.
PACHA: Oh, here you go.
OLD MAN: Thank you.
PACHA: You're welcome. Oh, hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me, uh...
OLD MAN: Oh, you're so very kind.
PACHA: What happened?
OLD MAN: Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.
PACHA: What?
OLD MAN: His groove, the rhythm in which he lives his life, his pattern of behavior. I threw it off, and the emperor had me thrown out the window.
PACHA: Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today.
OLD MAN: Don't throw off his groove!
PACHA: Oh, okay.
OLD MAN: Beware the groove.
PACHA: Hey, are you gonna be all right?
OLD MAN: Groove.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: You see what I mean? This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
YZMA: And why have you come here today?
PEASANT: Well, Your Highness... I mean, Your Grace.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Okay, gang. Check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.
KRONK: Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Yep, that's Kronk. Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.
YZMA: It is no concern of mine whether your family has... What was it again?
PEASANT: Um, food.
YZMA: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants. We're through here. Take him away. Next!
PEASANT: But I... Oh, okay.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
YZMA: Tell me about it.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Hi there.
YZMA: Oh, Your Highness.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Uh, you were doing it again.
YZMA: Doing? Doing... Doing... Doing what?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Doing my job. I'm the emperor and you're the emperor's advisor. Remember that?
YZMA: But, Your Highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
EMPEROR KUZCO NARRATING: Whoa. Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? What the... How long has that been there?
KRONK: Good thinkin', Yzma. What do you say, Kuzco?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch.
SERVANT: Uh, excuse me, Your Highness.
 The village leader is here to see you.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Oh, great. Send him in. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
YZMA: Fired?
 What do you mean, fired?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick. I got more.
YZMA: But I... You, uh... But... But, Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for-for-for many, many years.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Hey, everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours 50 years ago. So, who's in my chair?
KRONK: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
EMPEROR KUZCO: Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack.
KRONK: Got it.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Okay, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
KRONK: I'm okay. I'm fine.
EMPEROR KUZCO: Okay. Show him in.
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The Emperor's New Groove Video Quotes
You can watch all the video quotes with pictures:
Get rid of me
The poison for Kuzco
What does that have to do
You don't look like the emperor
It was not a kiss
Kuzco ever came back
Why did I risk my life
Talking to that squirrel
This was a good idea
Just listen to me
Do you believe that
Where the talking llama is
As I should have been
Get her off me
TriviaThe movie received an Academy Award nomination for Best Song for "My Funny Friend and Me" performed by Sting.The setting and culture of The Emperor's New Groove are based on the Inca Empire that developed into what is now modern-day Peru. In December 2005 was released a sequel, Kronk's New Groove followed by an animated television series, The Emperor's New School, in January 2006. The Tokyo DisneySea rollercoaster attraction Raging Spirits took visual inspiration for its Inca ruins theme from the buildings in the film, with a structure based on Kuzco's palace similarly crowning the ruins site. Video gamesTwo video games were developed and released concurrent with the movie. The first, for the Sony PlayStation, was developed by Disney Interactive and published by Sony Computer Entertainment of America. The second, for the Nintendo Game Boy Color, was developed by Sandbox and published by Ubisoft.Watch other parts of movie |
 The Emperor's New Groove (2000) |
 2 when I give the word |
 3 look at that guy |
 4 you change your mind |
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 5 back to the palace |
 6 you want a special order |
 7 we have to get back |
 8 to be one of these |
