MEGARA: Hercules.
He comes on with this big,
innocent farm boy routine but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
PAIN: Wait a minute.
Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid
we were supposed to...
PAIN AND PANIC: Oh, my gods!
PANIC: Run for it!
HADES: So you took care of him, huh? Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your exact words?
PAIN: This might be a different Hercules.
PANIC: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
PAIN: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany?
HADES: I'm about to rearrange the cosmos and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!
PAIN: Wait. Wait, big guy. We can still cut in on his waltzing.
PANIC: That's right. And-And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing. Didn't we?
HADES: Fortunately for the three of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. And this time, no foul-ups.
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