Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 5
It's so cool that we both got new computers.
YOUNG RON: Yours is new? Man! I got stuck with my dad's old one.
YOUNG KIM: Ooh, sorry. Hey, can you get online?
YOUNG RON: Uh-huh. I'm researching hairless pets.
YOUNG KIM: Your dad's allergies, huh?
YOUNG RON: My parents finally said I could get a pet, but no fur and you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.
I'm making my own website.
YOUNG RON: What for?
YOUNG KIM: Baby-sitting jobs and stuff. You know, helping people out?
YOUNG RON: How about a hairless cat?
YOUNG KIM: Way too freaky. OK, type in KimPossible.com.
YOUNG RON: Loading, loading... Kim Possible. She can do anything. Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy.
YOUNG KIM: It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy.
SHEGO: She just set up her website.
MONKEY FIST: So what is your plan, Drakken? Do enlighten us.
DR. DRAKKEN: When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission, we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!
DUFF: Oh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nae simply crush her?
MONKEY FIST: I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
DR. DRAKKEN: No, no, listen! We'll infiltrate her life as fellow pre-teens.
DR. DRAKKEN: Shego!
Have you forgotten the talk we had about hurting with our words?
SHEGO: Listen, you're better off with their approach. If you can figure out a way to crush Kimmie, her spirit won't really be an issue.
MONKEY FIST: The legends of a long-gone mystical sect speak of a being that would be exactly what we need. If you need me, I'll be in the Third Century Satsuma Province.
Is this another monkey temple?
MONKEY FIST: Not at all. Gorilla.
DUFF: So, what was the lassie's first mission?
DR. DRAKKEN: Something about an eccentric billionaire collector.
MCHENRY: Mr. Paisley, I assure you, this security system is the best money can buy. No thief could survive the laser web.
PAISLEY: So my Flamingoat will be safe?
MCHENRY: Yes, Mr. Paisley, your extensive and vaguely disturbing collection of plush is 100% secure.
PAISLEY: Because the flamingoat is the rarest...
BORH: ...of the cuddle buddies. Only 10 were made.
PAISLEY: Ooh, ooh, how does it work?
Do I press the red button?
MCHENRY: No! Not the red button!
MCHENRY: The laser web is lethal. Don't move a muscle. Don't even flinch.
PAISLEY: Ow! Uh, Mr. McHenry, how do we turn it off?
MCHENRY: We would need the remote for that. Don't panic. Let me think. I've got it! Team Impossible!
MCHENRY: Team Impossible, super secret commando squad. This is what they train for.
Just have to access their website.
BONNIE: Try-outs. Hate 'em! Who's next?
GIRL: Kim Possible.
BONNIE: Tin teeth? I gave her a routine no girl can do.
BONNIE: Fine. You make the squad. Barely.
YOUNG KIM: Yes!
YOUNG RON: Kim, you got a hit on the site! A major hit!
YOUNG KIM: Ugh, baby-sitting the Turner twins again?
YOUNG RON: No, danger major!
YOUNG KIM: Danger?
YOUNG RON: Somebody needs your help like now!
BONNIE: Ahem. Kim,
you're just starting practice.
YOUNG KIM: Oh, I know. I'm sorry. I'll never, ever ditch again. I swear!
YOUNG KIM: Thanks, Mrs. Mahoney, for driving us all the way to Upperton.
MRS. MAHONEY: It's the least I could do since you rescued Tabby from that tree.
KIM: No big. See ya!
YOUNG KIM: You're sure this is the right address, Ron?
YOUNG RON: Yep! Someone's trapped in there.
YOUNG KIM: Hmm, I don't know. This seems like the kind of stuff the police should handle.
YOUNG RON: Truth in advertising, Kim. Your website says you can do anything.
YOUNG KIM: Now it sounds braggy.
OK, first step. Getting inside.
YOUNG RON: Hey, I've got a little something that might help.
YOUNG KIM: What is that?
YOUNG RON: A naked mole rat! I just got him yesterday at Smarty Mart.
YOUNG KIM: A naked mole rat?
YOUNG RON: I named him Rufus. It's cute, huh?
DUFF: Where is Monkey Fist?
SHEGO: I'm working with a man named Monkey Fist. My evil career is so in the toilet.
YOUNG RON: Say, Rufus, buddy, you think maybe you could open these gates for us?
YOUNG RON: Naked mole rats, pets of the future.
YOUNG KIM: A naked mole rat, gross but handy.
YOUNG RON: Want to hold him?
YOUNG KIM: I'll pass.
YOUNG RON: What are those red things?
YOUNG KIM: Lasers.
PAISLEY: Yes, we would like to have those shut off, please.
you can relax. Team Impossible can handle this.
YOUNG RON: Uh, yes, that's us! Good name. We could use that.
YOUNG KIM: Just tell me what I need to do!
MCHENRY: Get that remote, but avoid the beams at all costs!
YOUNG KIM: Um, ok.
YOUNG RON: Boo-yah, Kim!
MCHENRY: A cheerleader?!
YOUNG RON: That'd be Kim Possible! She can do anything!
Look us up online. We're world-wide, baby!
SHEGO: It's over. Hairy hands blew it.
DUFF: He has the power of time travel and he's late!
MONKEY FIST: Calm yourself, Killigan. I have returned and I've brought a little piece of the past with me.
YOUNG KIM: Is that a Flamingoat? But that's the rarest Cuddle Buddy! They only made...
YOUNG KIM: This so blows my Pandaroo out of the water. I never thought I'd even see one of these. Now my life is complete.
DR. DRAKKEN: Perfect. So you won't mind if we end it!
YOUNG RON: Giant monkey! Aah! That is sick and wrong!
MCHENRY: Mr. Paisley, I suggest we hide.
MONKEY FIST: Kim Possible, meet the Stone Guardian of Satsuma, or should I say, meet your doom! Ah ha ha ha ha!
YOUNG RON: Aah! Giant monkey!
YOUNG KIM: What did I ever do to you?
DR. DRAKKEN: Nothing yet, but you will.
MONKEY FIST: Yes, in time, you shall hand each of us humiliating defeats.
DUFF: Aye, and it's a deep hurt.
KIM: Buckle up, boys. The hurt is on.
DR. DRAKKEN: Kim Possible?!
DUFF: Times two!
YOUNG RON: Aah! Giant monkey!
YOUNG KIM: Anybody want to explain any of this to me?
KIM: I'm you, from the future.
YOUNG KIM: OK, this is a 9.7 on the weirdness scale.
KIM: Oh, you'll get used to it. Trust me. Look out.
DR. DRAKKEN: Well, Monkey Fist, I must admit, I had my doubts.
DUFF: Aye. Me, too.
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Watch songs from original soundtrack and other parts of movie
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It's Just You
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2 we can make this work
3 this ancient magic stuff
4 first day of preschool
5 making my own website
6 more like a guy thing
7 learn to love them
8 you're going to the future