Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 2
KRONK: You see, I was always...
Different growing up.
Squeak, squeaker, squeaken? Papi didn't approve. He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him. All I ever wanted was a thumbs up from Papi. And I was so close. I once had a beautiful house on a hill. Papi woulda loved it. That house was a dream come true.
WAITRESS: Are you gonna
tell me your life story
IPI: Does this look like a rash to you?
TOPO: Has anybody seen my teeth?
HILDY: Oy! My aching knee.
RUDY: I
sure wish there was some way to stop getting old.
HILDY: If only they could put youth in a bottle. I'd pay anything for that.
IPI: Again with the youth potion. How many times do I have to tell you, there's no such thing!
HILDY: But if there were...
IPI: But there's not!
HILDY: I said: if!
IPI: If, schmiff!
KRONK: Okay, you two lovebirds. I don't have any youth potion, but
I did bring you lunch
KRONK: No, that's not it.
RUDY: Here you go, pal. From all of us.
KRONK: Oh, no, Rudy. I couldn't.
HILDY: We insist! It's for your house fund.
RUDY: You know. So you can afford that house on the hill your father always wanted you to have.
KRONK: Oh, yeah. And then
I could finally get the big thumbs up
from Papi.
RUDY: Yeah. How's that going?
KRONK: Oh, I'll get there. Someday. How about fresh pill bug tomorrow?
MAN: All right!
KRONK: I'll see you all later. Oh, boy. Uh, somebody lose this? Anybody? That's weird. Ooh! Hey! Little did I know, my life was about to be changed forever. If only
there'd been some kind of warning.
A sign. Anything. You're a feisty one. Hold still now. Huh? Hmm... Ah! All right. Where'd you go, you little rascal?
YZMA: Looking for this? Hello, Kronk.
KRONK: Yzma! What are you doing here?
YZMA: I live here. Ever since I was thrown out of the palace.
KRONK: Ah. Weird. Never seen you around.
YZMA: Ah, but I've seen you, Kronk.
KRONK: Oh, you look good.
YZMA: You think?
KRONK:
At least you're not a cat anymore.
Except for that.
YZMA: Yes. An unfortunate side effect of our last escapade together.
KRONK: Yeah. Good times. You drank that potion, turned you into a cat. Who would have thought? It was a pink one like this.
YZMA: Don't touch the pink one! It's cough medicine.
KRONK: Hope you get to feeling better. I'd love to stay and reminisce, but...
YZMA: I've been watching you.
KRONK: Yeah.
YZMA: And I have a proposition for you.
KRONK: Ewww!
YZMA:
A business proposition.
KRONK: Oh. Whoo!
YZMA: You see, Kronk, I'm not the person I once was. I've changed. I've turned myself around and devoted myself to... helping others
KRONK: Oh, well, that's some turnaround.
YZMA: I want to help those old geez... I mean, your friends out there. Wouldn't you do anything to ease their suffering, Kronk?
KRONK: Of course I would, Yzma.
YZMA: Good. Then follow me! Pull the lever!
KRONK: Uh... This lever?
YZMA: I worked out the bugs.
KRONK: Just checking. Whoo! Huh?
YZMA: Wait for it.
KRONK: This is even better than your last one! Whoo!
YZMA:
Welcome to my new secret lab
KRONK: And that person would be...
YZMA: You.
KRONK: Me! I knew that. Wait. Why me?
YZMA: Because I'm not exactly what you call a people person. And everyone trusts you. Those old people will buy anything you tell them to.
KRONK: So you want me to sell this to them?
YZMA: What do you say, Kronk? Help me to help you to help them?
KRONK: I can't take money from them. It wouldn't be right.
YZMA: Oh, too bad. Now I guess you'll never get that great big house on a hill and the big thumbs up from Papi.
KRONK: Papi?
YZMA: Bingo.
KRONK: Whoa!
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