KRONK: Ahhh!
KRONK: Squeakity squeaken.
KIDS: Squeak, squeaken!
KUZCO: So right about now you're probably wondering. Hey, where's that emperor guy? Ha-ha! Wella, wella, boom baby! Emperor Kuzco here, coming at you live from the palace.
GUARDS: Hail Kuzco!
KUZCO: No, please, don't grovel. I'd feel stupid. I'm not that kind of guy anymore. I'm nice now. Didn't you
see the first movie
WAITRESS: Ordering! Waffle platter, extra butter, two honey-glazed pill bugs and a chocolate sundae, hold the cherry.
KRONK: One diet plate. Got it. Yeah, it was shaping up to be another perfect day. The orders were flying, the joint was jumping, grease was popping and everybody knew my name.
ALL: Kronk!
KRONK: Oh, yeah, I was living the dream.
PACHA: Hey, Kronk! How about some grub?
KRONK: Pacha!
TIPO AND CHACA: Hey, Kronk!
KRONK: Tipo. Chaca. Put her there, Junior Chipmunks. Nice handshake, Chippers!
CHICHA: Mmm. Someone's been practicing.
KRONK: Oh! You're too kind. Pacha, you forgot your change yesterday.
PACHA: Hey, thanks, Kronk!
KRONK: Well, what's right is right. Otherwise...
TIPO AND CHACA: It'd be wrong!
KRONK: Right.
CHICHA: Boy, the place is packed.
KRONK: Yeah.
Never had this many friends
when I was an evil henchman.
PACHA: And look at you now, chef at Mudka's.
KRONK: And head delivery boy!
MAN: Delivery Boy logo by permission of Delivery Boy Local 8675309.
KRONK: I get my one-year pin next week.
PACHA: That calls for a celebration! A toast to Kronk! May you be this happy till the day you die!
KRONK: Ah!
COURIER: I've come to deliver this urgent llamagram.
BIRD: Llamagram. Thank you.
PACHA: Everything okay, buddy?
KRONK: Oh! Are you kidding? It's just your run-of-the-mill urgent llamagram. ?
What am I gonna do
WAITRESS: What's with you?
KRONK: It's my father. He's... He's... Coming for a visit.
WAITRESS: Can't wait to meet your wife and kids and see your big house on the hill. Cordially, your father, Papi. So?
KRONK: So Papi said I have to have all those things if I'm ever gonna be a success. And I once had them, but I lost them!
WAITRESS: So?
KRONK: I never told him that part.
WAITRESS: Big whoop. Tell him the truth.
KRONK: What? Tell him the truth? Are you nuts? You don't let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
WAITRESS: Total rejection. Right, right. Mmm-hmm.
KRONK: I remember it well. Too well.
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