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Movie transcript with snapshot pictures part 6
MERTLE: And please, keep Weirdlo and her weirdness as far away from me as possible.
PLEAKLEY: Black hole dead ahead!
STITCH: Aah! Ha-ha!
New destination coordinates denied.
Impact with black hole: one minute.
PLEAKLEY: What's gonna happen to us?
JUMBA:According to calculations, black hole
will transport us to volcano planet,
where we will be quickly yet painfully vaporized!
JUMBA: Unless we alter destination by disrupting event horizon just before entry. Is requiring small projectile approximately 3-inch diameter weighing 17.2 ounces.
PLEAKLEY: But we don't have.... Wait a minute! Lilo's rock!
JUMBA: Ay! Is 22.3 ounces. Gimme.
Impact with black hole: 30 seconds.
PLEAKLEY: Go, little monster! Go, go, go! Save us, save us, from the black hole! Yay!
NANI: Lilo, I'm home. You in bed already? Guess that answers that.
It crash-landed in my backyard.
I bet it came to take you-know-who back to planet Weirdlo.
TERESA: Yeah. Lilo wasn't in class today.
ELENA: Maybe it ate her.
YUKI: Maybe it's gonna eat us all.
MERTLE: Well, I'm not gonna wait around to get digested. I'm telling Officer Kaihiko. Come on, Gigi. Nice doggie.
COMPUTER: Arrival clearance code approved.
LILO: They're letting us land. Miss Grand Councilwoman! Stitch is in trouble! He's not in control of...
HAMSTERVIEL: It is pronounced Hamsterviel.
Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel, king, top ruler of the galaxy.
I'd get down and gloat in your faces, but I can't get out this chair. Gantu!
REUBEN: Heh-heh! Nice cape.
LILO: We're too late.
I have taken over the Galactic Alliance using my army of clones
HAMSTERVIEL: What's wrong with Leroy?
LILO: Nothing. I like it.
LILO: You can't run the galaxy. That's the Grand Councilwoman's job.
HAMSTERVIEL: She has been demoted.
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN: Dr. Hamsterviel's office.
I'm sorry. He's in a meeting.
LILO: It'll never work. Stitch will stop you.
HAMSTERVIEL: Hmm, Stitch? Sti... Oh, you mean that weakling 626? The one I sent tumbling to his doom in a black hole? Is that the Stitch to which you are referring to?
LILO: Black hole?
HAMSTERVIEL: Oh, don't worry. He's got plenty of company. That idiot scientist and one-eyed noodley thing.
LILO: Jumba and Pleakley?
HAMSTERVIEL: What is it?
GRAND COUNCILWOMAN: Incoming call, sir, from a Mr. Leroy.
HAMSTERVIEL: Put him through! Put him through! What is the progress? Talk normal!
LEROY: All experiments captured.
HAMSTERVIEL: Excellent! I'm on my way. It has taken Leroy a paltry
few hours to succeed while you took three years to fail.
What is wrong with you?
GANTU: Well, I have a bad knee.
HAMSTERVIEL: No! That was a rhetorical question. You don't answer it! Now will you get me down from this chair.
GANTU: Uh, was that a rhetorical question?
HAMSTERVIEL: No! That one was not. Get me down! Get me down!
GANTU: What should I do with the girl and 625?
HAMSTERVIEL: Take them to the prison block.
GANTU: Yes, sir.
HAMSTERVIEL: Then pick up your final paycheck and return your ID.
HAMSTERVIEL: You heard me. You are fired. Now that I have Leroy, you are no longer needed.
GANTU: But what about my future? How am I supposed to pay the bills?
HAMSTERVIEL: Well, why not write your memoirs? Diary of an Incompetent Fish-headed Minion: The Idiot Years. To assure my galactic dominance, I am now off to Earth to eliminate those pesky experiments! Ah!
Watch songs from original soundtrack and other parts of movie
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Aloha E, Komo Mai
Leroy & Stitch (2006)
2 just like I dreamed
3 get all this great stuff
4 make a new experiment
5 I want to call Stitch
6 impact with black hole
7 aloha spirit you give
8 a little evil genius