KIARA: Whoa! Cool. The outlands. I wonder what's out there.
TIMON: Oh, don't worry, Kiara. Uncle Pumbaa's comin'. Oh, no! Let's see. "Gee, Simba, the good news is we found your daughter. The bad news is we dropped a warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?"
PUMBAA: Kiara?
TIMON: Pumbaa! Let me define "baby-sitting."
PUMBAA: Sorry. Now, Princess Kiara, as Simba's daughter, you know better than to go off all alone. You could have been hurt.
KIARA: But...
TIMON: Hurt? Oh, Simba would kill us! You didn't slip a disk, did ya?
KIARA: But...
TIMON: Catch a fever? Get a hangnail?
KIARA: Aah! Timon...
TIMON: I had one once.
PUMBAA: Very painful.
TIMON: Excruciating. Darling, with your complexion, you should stay out of the sun. What? Do you wanna wrinkle?
KIARA: Will somebody please Just listen to me?
TIMON: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Did you say something, Princess?
KIARA: I'm not just a princess, you know. That's only half of who I am.
PUMBAA: Oh, uh, who's the other half?
KIARA: Oh, well, I...
TIMON: Well, while you're figuring it out, let's eat! Here we are! Grubs.
PUMBAA: The other white meat.
TIMON: And so high in protein.
KIARA: Eww! Gross!
TIMON: No? How about you, big boy?
PUMBAA: Ah! Love grubs.
TIMON: Not "like."
PUMBAA: Love!
TIMON: Oh! You always do that. You take a bite out of every one, and then put it back. It drives me crazy.
PUMBAA: But you can't tell from the outside which are the real slimy ones.
TIMON: Slimy? Pumbaa, my corpulent compadre, it's the crunchy ones that make the meal.
PUMBAA: Slimy.
TIMON: Crunchy.
PUMBAA: Slimy!
TIMON: Crunchy!
PUMBAA: Less filling.
TIMON: Tastes good.
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