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MR. SMEE: It's an evil spirit, Captain.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Stand by, Smee, while I take a look around. Spirit of the great seawater, is it?
PETER PAN: Psst! Wendy. Watch this. Mr Smee!
MR. SMEE: Uh, yes, Captain?
PETER PAN: Release the princess and take her back to her people.
MR. SMEE: Aye, aye, sir. Release the princess. But, Captain.
PETER PAN: Those are me orders, Mr Smee!
MR. SMEE: Aye, aye, sir. Well, at last Captain Hook's comin' to his senses.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Odd's fish!
MR. SMEE: I told him all along you Indians wouldn't betray Peter Pan.
CAPTAIN HOOK: And just what do you think you are doing, Mr Smee?
MR. SMEE: Just what you told me, Captain. Carryin' out your orders.
CAPTAIN HOOK: My orders?
MR. SMEE: Why, yes, Captain. Didn't you just say to go...
CAPTAIN HOOK: Put her back! You blithering idiot! My orders. Of all the bumbling...
PETER PAN: Mr Smee! Just exactly what do you think you are doing?
MR. SMEE: Putting her back like you said, Captain.
PETER PAN: I said nothing of the sort!
MR. SMEE: Oh, but, Captain, didn't you? I thought that...
PETER PAN: For the last time, Mr Smee. Take the princess back to her people. Understand?
MR. SMEE: Uh, aye, aye, sir.
PETER PAN: Oh, and one more thing. When you return to the ship, tell the whole crew to help themselves to me best rum.
WENDY: Peter!
CAPTAIN HOOK: Here's your spirit, Smee!
MR. SMEE: Why, it's Peter Pan.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Scurvy brat!
PETER PAN: Thank you, Captain.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Come down, boy, if you've a taste for cold steel.
PETER PAN: Watch this, Wendy.
WENDY: Oh, Peter, do be careful.
PETER PAN: Try your luck, Mr Smee?
CAPTAIN HOOK: Let him have it! Well, come on, you idiot! Blast him!
PETER PAN: Right here, Mr Smee.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Hold it, you fool! No!
MR. SMEE: Captain?
WENDY: Oh, how dreadful.
PETER PAN: What a pity, Mr Smee. I'm afraid we've lost the dear Captain.
MR. SMEE: Captain!
PETER PAN: In the back, Captain?
MR. SMEE: Give it to him, Captain! Cleave him to the brisket.
CAPTAIN HOOK: I've got you this time, Pan.
PETER PAN: Well, well, a codfish on a hook.
CAPTAIN HOOK: I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do!
PETER PAN: I say, Captain, do you hear something?
CAPTAIN HOOK: No.
PETER PAN: Mr. Crocodile, do you like codfish? You do?
WENDY: Oh, Peter, no!
CAPTAIN HOOK: No! Smee!
MR. SMEE: Don't go away, Captain! Uh, stay right there now, sir. I'll save ya, sir.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Smee!
MR. SMEE: Captain!
CAPTAIN HOOK: Smee!
MR. SMEE: Give him back!
CAPTAIN HOOK: Smee. Row for the ship! Smee!
WENDY: Peter, what about Tiger Lily?
PETER PAN: Oh, Tiger Lily.
TIGER LILY: Help!
WENDY: Peter. Wait for me.
CAPTAIN HOOK: That cursed Peter Pan. Making a fool out of me. Oh, my head.
PIRATE: Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life Your hot water, Mr Smee.
MR. SMEE: Shh! The poor Captain has a splitting headache. We mustn't annoy him. Well, Captain, it's nice to see you smiling again. Brings back the good old days when we was leadin' a healthy, normal life. Scuttlin' ships, cuttin' throats. Oh, Captain... why don't we put to sea again? You know, there's trouble brewin' on the island. Women trouble. I wouldn't want this to go any farther, but the cook told me that the first mate told him that he heard that Pan has banished Tinker Bell.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Why, you doddering imbecile. Did you say Pan has banished Tinker Bell?
MR. SMEE: Aye, aye, Captain. That he has.
CAPTAIN HOOK: But why?
MR. SMEE: Well, on account of Wendy, Captain. Tink tried to do her in, she did. Tink's terrible jealous.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Well, well.
MR. SMEE: That's why we ought to leave, Captain. This ain't no place for a respectable pirate.
CAPTAIN HOOK: That's it, Smee! That's it!
MR. SMEE: I'm glad you agrees, Captain.
CAPTAIN HOOK: Quick, me coat. Me best dress coat.
MR. SMEE: Aye, aye, sir.
CAPTAIN HOOK: The sooner we get going, the better. Ah, yes, a jealous female can be tricked into anything. My case of hooks!
MR. SMEE: Aye, aye, sir.
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