The Apartment video

from 1960 movie with Jack Lemmon as C.C. 'Buddy Boy' Baxter and Shirley MacLaine as Fran Kubelik. Quotes
C.C. Baxter: On November 1, 1959, the population of New York City was 8,042,783. If you laid them all end to end, figuring an average height of 5 feet 6 1/2 inches, they would reach from Times Square to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan. I know facts like this because I work for an insurance company, Consolidated Life.

C.C. Baxter: It's a real nice apartment. Nothing fancy, but kind of cosy. Just right for a bachelor. The only problem is I can't always get in when I want to.

C.C. Baxter: After all, it's my apartment. It's private property, not a public playground.

C.C. Baxter: I said I had no family. I didn't say I had an empty apartment.

C.C. Baxter: Suppose she asks you why you didn't come home last night.
Fran Kubelik: I'll say I spent the night with a friend.
C.C. Baxter: Who?
Fran Kubelik: Someone from the office.
C.C. Baxter: Where are you now?
Fran Kubelik: In his apartment.
C.C. Baxter: In his apartment?
Fran Kubelik: In her apartment.
C.C. Baxter: What's your friend's name?
Fran Kubelik: Baxter.
C.C. Baxter: What's her first name?
Fran Kubelik: Miss.
C.C. Baxter: When are you comin' home?
Fran Kubelik: As soon as I can walk.

Fran Kubelik: Why do people have to love people, anyway?
C.C. Baxter: I know what you mean. Queen.
Fran Kubelik: I don't want it.
C.C. Baxter: Pick a card.
Fran Kubelik: What do you call it when somebody keeps gettin' smashed up in car accidents?
C.C. Baxter: Bad insurance risk?
Fran Kubelik: That's me with men. I was jinxed from the word go. First time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.
C.C. Baxter: A cemetery?
Fran Kubelik: I was 15. We used to go there to smoke. His name was George and he threw me over for a drum majorette.
C.C. Baxter: Gin. That's 10, 20... 36. And 25 makes 61 and two boxes.
Fran Kubelik: I have this talent for falling in love with the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fran Kubelik: Mr Baxter! Mr Baxter! Are you all right?
C.C. Baxter: I'm fine.
Fran Kubelik: Are you sure? How's your knee?
C.C. Baxter: I'm fine all over.
Fran Kubelik: Mind if I come in?
C.C. Baxter: Of course not. Let me get another glass.
Fran Kubelik: Where are you going?
C.C. Baxter: Who knows? Another neighbourhood, another town, another job. I'm on my own.
Fran Kubelik: That's funny. So am I. What'd you do with the cards?
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Jack Lemmon as C.C. Buddy Boy Baxter
Jack Lemmon as C.C. "Buddy Boy" Baxter
  The Apartment
The Apartment picture from 1960 movie
  Shirley MacLaine as Fran Kubelik
Shirley MacLaine as Fran Kubelik
  C.C. Baxter: In there. What about Mr Sheldrake?
Fran Kubelik: I'm gonna send him a fruitcake every Christmas. Cut.
C.C. Baxter: I love you, Miss Kubelik.
Fran Kubelik: Three. Queen.
C.C. Baxter: Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
Fran Kubelik: Shut up and deal.